day #
# This brazzle dazzle day #
# This brazzle dazzle day #
Come on. Come on.
Whoa, boy. Say, have you seen
anything of a mean, fresh kid...
'bout yea big?
Answers to the name of Pete.
Half of the kids in this town
answer to the name of Pete.
Other half don't answer.
- Let me break his bones, Pa!
- Just a minute!
This particular Pete,
he's always talkin'...
to his big, hokey-pokey,
uh, whatchamacallit, uh...
- Dragon.
- Dragon?
Merle, this here's
the place.
Come on, Willie.
It would be unethical of me
to leave my patient at a time like this.
Iќs important.
About the dragon.
Put your foot on there.
Now, don't move, stay tense,
or that weight will fall,
that clamp will break your jaw,
tear your gums apart
and go through your cheek.
- Tense. Tense!
- [Whimpering]
[Whimpering]
See that wagonload of worms? They're
lookin' for the kid and the dragon.
I knew there'd be competition.
Come on.
[Lampie]
Careful as you bring 'em aside.
I got one!
I got one!
Ugh! Iќs ugly!
Well! If it ain't
our own little Petey!
- [Cackling]
- The Gogans!
Well, you look so nice and clean,
and those new clothes.
I guess all those good manners
I taught you done paid off.
Who's that pretty lady
you're with, little Pete?
- Yeah. Introduce us.
- Yeah. Introduce us.
I'm Nora, and Pete
is staying with me.
Why, boys, I believe she's tryin'
to break up our happy little family.
Elliott went to look for Paul.
I wish he were here.
Don't worry. They won't get you.
Come on, Dad.
I guess we're gonna
take him back now, miss,
to his own home, sweet home.
- Come on, Pete.
- You won't be taking him anywhere!
Okay, lady. We're gonna take him
whether you like it or not.
- Right, boys?
- Right, Pa.
Willie, you grab onto Pete,
while I hold onto her.
You grab Pete.
I wanna hold her.
- I wanna hold her!
- Well, I'm gonna hold her!
[Squabbling]
All right!
I'll settle this.
You two grab the brat.
I'll hold her.
Lf'n you think you're gonna hold her
like my boys wanna hold her,
you're gonna be holdin' your head,
ya understand?
Lady, that boy is ours!
# We got a bill of sale
right here #
# That says
he belongs to us #
# We bought him
fair and square last year #
# And we own
the little cuss #
# Look here
Read the writin' #
# That gives us
a legal claim #
[Gogans] # Oh, we got a bill
of sale right here #
# With dear
little Petey's name #
I don't believe it.
# We got a bill of sale in hand
And lady, if you don't budge #
# We'll pick you up right where you
stand and bring you before the judge #
No, sir.
# That boy is our property
same as the family cow #
# 'Cause we got a bill of sale right
here, and we're gonna take him now #
- # You can't have him #
- # He's gotta do his chores #
- # You don't love him #
- # Paint the barn and wash the doors #
- # All you've done till now
is break his heart #
- # Fix a broken fuse #
- # You'll abuse him #
- # He's the one that feeds the hogs #
- # And just use him #
- # His hands are for choppin' logs #
# Look out or I'll take you apart #
# We'd like to see you try it #
# We got a bill of sale right here
He's ours until he dies #
# Stay where you are, just one more move
and you'll get it between the eyes #
# You won't make a slave of him
even if you connive #
# Yes we will, 'cause we got
a bill of sale right here #
# We got a bill of sale right here #
# We got a bill of sale right here #
# Right here #
- # You can't have him #
- # He's gotta clean and sweep #
- # You don't love him #
- # Feed the hens
and call in the sheep #
- # All you've done up to now #
- # Plant seeds, pull weeds #
- # Is break his heart #
- # Bow to all our needs #
- # You'll abuse him #
- # Carry water from the well #
- # And just use him #
- # Answer every time we yell #
# Watch out or I'll
take you apart #
# We'd like to see you try it #
# We got a bill of sale right here
that says he belongs to us #
# Fight all you want