Hello!
I don’t even know
your name!
But I'm hoping
all the same!
This is more than
Just a simple hello!
Hello!
Do I smile
and look away!
No, I think I'll smile
and stay!
To see where
this might go!
'Cause the last time
I Felt like this!
I was Falling in love!
Falling and Feeling!
I'd never
Fall in love again!
Yes, the last time
I Felt like this!
Was long before I knew!
What I'm Feeling now!
With you!
Hello!
I can't wait
till we're alone!
Somewhere quiet
on our own!
So that we can Fall!
The rest of the way!
I know!
That before
the night is through!
I'll be talking love
to you!
Meaning every word!
I say!
Oh, the last time
I Felt like this!
I was Falling in love!
Falling and Feeling!
I'd never
Fall in love again!
Yes, the last time I Felt
like this! The very last time!
Was long before I knew!
What I'm Feeling now!
With you!
Come on, dam n it.
Hi.
U h... hello.
That's a real
sharp-lookin' outfit.
What time is it? My
watch is on the bed table.
- Ten to 12:00?
- No, no, it's 8:25.
The stem is broken.
It's three hours
and 25 minutes fast.
Why don’t you
get it fixed?
I was going to,
but I got used to it.
Doesn't it mix you up?
No, I'm very quick with figures. Oh.
Why are you looking
at me like that?
Why do you have to
look so luminous?
It would make things easier
if you woke up with puffy eyes...
and blotchy skin
like everyone else.
I guess God just figured that
chubby thighs were enough.
Look, this isn't gonna just go
away. We have to talk about this.
Okay.
Where you going?
I wanna brush my teeth.
Dorothy, sit down.
Oh, by the way-
No, please, sit.
Dorothy,
in the first place,
I want you to know that what happened
last night was the most beautiful,
wonderful, crazy thing
that's ever happened to me,
and I'll never forget it
or you.
Doris.
What?
My name is Doris.
Your name is Doris?
Yes.
I've been calling you
Dorothy all night. I know.
Why didn’t you tell me earlier? I
didn't know we were gonna end up-
And then I did try and tell
you, but you weren't listening.
When?
It was right in the middle
of everything.
It was incredible,
wasn't it?
It was... nice.
I mean, especially
the last time.
I know,
I'm an animal.
I don't know
what came over me.
I mean, I was- what- Wait, what
was wrong with the first two times?
Well, the first time
was a little fast.
And, um,
the second time-
Listen, I really feel funny
talking about this.
It was a very beautiful
thing, Doris.
There was nothing ugly or
disgusting about what we did.
Then how come you look
so down in the dumps?
Because my wife
is going to kill me.
Well, how's she gonna find
out? She knows already.
-You said she was in New Jersey.
-It doesn't matter. She knows.
How?
Was it as incredible for you
as it was for me?
Do all men like to talk
about it a lot afterwards?
Why? You think I'm some kind
of a pervert or something?
Oh, no!
I was just curious.
See, I was a virgin when I got
married. Well, at least sort of.
Sort of?
Well, I was pregnant,
but I don't count that.
Doris, that counts!
No, I mean it was by the man that
I married. Oh, I see. I'm sorry.
Oh, that's all right. See, Harry
and me were gonna get married anyway.
That just speeded things up
a little bit.
It turns out I get pregnant
if we drink out of the same cup.
What's the matter?
Nothing.
I-I-I-I'm fine.
I'm all right.
Doris?
What?
I think I'm in love
with you.
I mean, it's crazy.
It's really crazy.
I don't even know if you’ve
read Catcherin the Rye.
Oh, no, I didn't even finish
high school. There. You see?
I don't even care, and I'm
really a snob about education.
Of course, I should have
known this would happen.
When it comes to life, I have
a brown thumb. What do you mean?
I mean nothing I ever do
turns out right.
First time
- First time I had sex, I was 18 years old.
We were in the backseat
of a parked 1938 Dodge sedan.
Right in the middle of it,
we