grottos, swimming pools, but always underwater. Isn't that weird? I think it probably has something to do with my being pregnant. Always underwater, huh? Come on. You tell me some deep, dark secret about yourself. I can't swim. I'll start with the good story about her. You've never done that before. You must be mellowing. Doris, do you mind? No, I don't mind. We went to London, and as we were checking into the hotel, there was a man in a formal coat and striped pants... standing at the front entrance of the hotel. Helen handed him her suitcase and breezed into the lobby. The man followed her in and politely explained that not only didn't he work at the hotel, but that he was the Danish ambassador. And without batting an eye, Helen said, "Well, that's marvelous! You can tell us the good places to eat in Copenhagen." And he did! The point is, it doesn't bother her at all... if she makes a total ass of herself. I really admire that. And what is it that you don't admire? It's that damn sense of humor of hers. Good. These are always the stories I like best. We'd been to a party, and we'd had a few drinks. So we went to bed and we started making love, and nothing happened. I mean, for me. I mean, I couldn't- Well, you get the picture. Yeah. It was no big deal. I mean, we laughed about it. Then about a half hour later, just as I was going to sleep, Helen turned to me and said, "It's funny. When I married a C.P.A., I always thought it would be his eyes that would go first." Well... she was just trying to make you feel better. Well, it didn't. Some things aren't funny. What I'm trying to say is the thing that bugs me the most about Helen... is that she broke my pecker. - You're impotent. - Slightly. That's five people who know. You, me, Helen and her mother. Who's the fifth? Chet Huntley. I'm sure her mother has given him the bulletin for the 6:00 news. Honey, when did this happen? Happen? Doris, we're not talking about a throughway accident. You don't wake up one morning and say, "Shoot, the family jewels have gone on the blink." It's a gradual thing. And how's Helen reacting to it? We haven't discussed it much. I got the impression she regards it as a lapse in one's social responsibility. Rather like letting your partner down in tennis by not holding your serve. I'll be all right. The patient's not dead, just resting. Doris, that statement hardly calls for congratulations. No, I need help getting up. Is there anything I can say that would make you feel any better? You can say anything you want except, "It's all in your head. " I'm no doctor, but I have a great sense of direction. What shall we talk about? Anything but sex. How do you feel being pregnant? Oh, catatonic, incredulous, angry, pragmatic and... finally maternal. Pretty much in that order. Your vocabulary is improving. Oh, you don't know. You happen to be speaking to a high school graduate. No kidding. How come? I was confined to my bed for the first three months of my pregnancy, so it shouldn't be a total loss, I took a correspondence course. You're really something, you know that? - There's kind of an ironic twist to all this. - What? I didn't graduate from high school the first time because I got pregnant. Now I did graduate from high school because I got pregnant. I don't know. That kind of appeals to my sense of order. Harry still selling real estate? No. Insurance. He likes it, though. Gives him a chance to look up all his old army buddies. Are you comfortable in that position? When you're in my condition, you're not comfortable in any position. Come on. Sit over here. Oh, that's good. Now, tell me, how are the kids? They're fine. Michael just got a job with the Associated Press. Really? Oh, that's terrific! Isn't that great? Gee, I feel so proud of him. What? George, why are you looking at me like that? No reason. ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Степфордские жены на английском - текст Сибирский цирюльник на английском - текст Дом на Трубной на английском - текст Легенда о пианисте на английском - текст Коллекционер на английском |