probably thinks I'm a homo. Oh, well. What do you care? I stay here every year. Oh, yeah? How come? I have a friend who went into the wine business near here. I fly out the same weekend every year to do his books. From New Jersey? He was my first client. It's sort of a sentimental thing. Oh, I see. Uh, Doris, I'd like to tell you something. Okay. You probably think I do this sort of thing all the time. I know I must appear very smooth and glib and sexual. But since I've been married, this is the very first time I've done this. Ah, sure. Don't worry. I could tell. Listen, would you mind if I had a little of your breakfast? Sure. I'm not hungry. Thank you. Even when I was single, I was no good at quick, superficial affairs. I always had to like the person - What do you mean, you could tell? - I n what way could you tell? - What? Oh. Uh, well, it was just little things, you know, like when you tried to take your pants off over your shoes... and t - tripped and hit your head on the coffee table. Just little things like that. It's great to be totally honest with another person, isn't it? It sure is. Doris, I haven't been totally honest with you. You haven't? - I told you I was a married man with two children. - You're not? I'm a married man with three children. I thought it would make me seem less married. All right, I didn't think it through, all right? There's been like a lead weight inside me all morning. I mean, denying little Debbie like that! I was under a certain stress or I wouldn't have done it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Y-You understand? Sure. We all do dopey things sometimes. Well... I really should be going. The nuns are gonna be wondering what happened to me. Nuns? Did you say nuns? Yeah, somehow it just didn't seem right to bring up last night, but I was on my way to retreat. Retreat? Yeah. See, it's right near here. I go every year at this time when Harry takes the kids to Bakersfield. What's in Bakersfield? His mother. It's her birthday. Doesn't she mind that you don't go? No, she hates me. 'Cause I got pregnant. Her son had something to do with that. Yeah, she blocks that out of her mind. See, he was in his first year of dental college... and he had to quit and take a job selling waterless cooking. So now every year on her birthday, I just go on retreat. To think about God? Well, him too, sure, but also about myself... 'cause, see, I got pregnant when I was just 18, so I've never really had any time to just think. You know, I mean, about, well, what I think about. Never mind. I don't know what I'm trying to say. Sometimes I think I'm crazy. Why? Oh. Well, okay, like, take my life. Now, we live in a two-bedroom duplex in downtown Oakland, and we have a 1948 Studebaker, a blond, three-piece dinette set, Motorola TV. We go bowling at least once a week. I mean, what more could anyone ask for? But sometimes... things get me down. Oh, I don't know. It's dumb. I don't think it's dumb. You don't? No. You know, I can really talk to you. It's just amazing. I find myself saying things to you that I didn't even know I thought. I noticed that yesterday right after we met in the restaurant. We had instant rapport. Did you notice that too? No, but I know we really hit it off. See, Harry's not much of a talker, you know. How 'bout your wife? Do you two get to talk a lot? Uh- Uh, Doris, it's only natural... that we should be curious about each other's husband and wife, but-but rather than dwelling on it and letting it spoil everything, why- why don't we- why don't we do this? I'll tell you two stories about my wife- one showing the worst side of her, the other showing the best side of her. You do the same thing about your husband, and then let's Forget it. Okay. I'll go First. I'll start with the worst side. Okay. Phyllis knows about us. Oh, you said that before. How could she know? ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Астенический синдром на английском - текст Один дома 2: Затерянный в Нью-Йорке на английском - текст Корабль чудовищ на английском - текст Там, на неведомых дорожках... на английском - текст Сети зла на английском |