in guilt and
remorse, huh? What joy is there in that?
Look, I have a commitment
there. And you have none here?
Here? I thought our only commitment
here was to show up every year.
Nice and tidy, huh?
Just two friendly sex partners that
meet every year and touch and let go.
Is that it? So maybe I was kidding myself.
- I'm human.
- So am I.
But you're different.
You're stronger.
Y-You seem able
to take care of yourself.
Listen, I'm gonna
tell you something.
In the past year, I've picked up
the phone to call you 10 times.
I couldn't stop
thinking about you.
You kept slipping over into my real
life, and it scared the hell out of me.
More to the point,
I felt guilty.
So I decided that we shouldn't
see each other anymore.
I wasn't even going to come, but I
thought at least I owed you an explanation,
so I came.
When you walked through the door, I
knew I couldn't go through with it,
that no matter
what the price,
I was willing to pay it.
You better get
on your plane.
I love you, Doris.
I'm an idiot.
I suspect I'm deeply
neurotic and I'm no bargain,
but I do love you.
Will you let me stay?
Oh, the last time
I Felt like this!
I was Falling in love!
Falling and Feeling!
I'd never
Fall in love again!
Yes, the last time
I Felt like this!
Was long before I knew!
What I'm Feeling now!
With you!
What I'm Feeling now!
With!
You!
No, of course I
haven 't left Helen.
I'm on a business trip.
I come up here every year.
I am not running away
From the problem.
Of course I know
it's serious.
I still don't think that's any
reason to call me long distance and try-
Yes, I saw a doctor.
He said- He said
it's no big deal.
He said every man has this
problem at one time or another and-
Look, if we have to discuss this, you might
as well learn to pronounce it correctly.
It's impotence,
not im-po-tence.
It is not something
you have to nip in the bud!
Yes, of
- of course I'm gonna try to do something about it.
Would you let me handle this in
my own way? Would you pl- May I-
I- I'm gonna be fine,
all right?
I'm gonna
- I'm gonna be okay. I can feel it. I know it.
I'm seeing someone out here
who's an expert.
I'm gonna hang up now!
Good-bye, Mother!
Hello, Mr. Chalmers.
Afternoon, ma'am.
George?
Be right out, darling.
How are you, lover?
Guess what.
Oh, my God!
What did you do
to yourself?
Well, I can't take
all the credit.
It was sort of
a mutual effort.
George, when you haven't seen
an old Friend in a whole year,
isn't it customary to give
'em a kiss hello? What?
A kiss?
Kiss?
Oh, yeah. Oh, sorry.
Oh. Ohh.
You okay, pal?
Oh, I 'm fine.
I'm fine. I'm just a little
surprised. You're surprised.
I insisted upon visiting
the dead rabbit's grave.
George, how come you’re wearing your
robe and pajamas in the afternoon?
I'm rehearsing
a Noel Coward play.
Is there something
on your mind?
Uh, no, not anymore.
No.
You must be
eight months pregnant.
Exactly.
Oh, come on!
It's not all that tragic.
We can find some other way
to communicate. Great. Great.
You got any ideas?
Is there something else
bothering you?
No. Mm-mmm. No.
Well, you know, every year it
is always a little awkward...
when we first meet.
We manage to take care of that with a
lot of heavy breathing between the sheets.
Uh, Doris, uh-
if we’re not gonna do it, do you
mind if we don't talk about it?
No, I just meant maybe we need
something else to help break the ice.
Well, I'm wide open to suggestions. Okay.
How 'bout this?
How about if, uh, if I tell you some
deep, dark secret about myself...
that I've never
told anyone before,
and then you tell me
some secret about yourself.
- I've had enough surprises.
- You're gonna like this one.
I've been having
sex dreams about you.
Oh, yeah?
Almost every night too.
What kind of sex dreams?
That's what's so strange.
They're always the same.
I mean, we're making love,
but it's always underwater.
It's in caves,