ComeHey look,
Look at that hunk on stage!
Single
26 years, 38 months
A body of
40.05,
25.52,
36.36!
Are you lonely?
Want to know him? Yes!
Any age or gender
He'll be your teacher
Right
He's Dance Fit Studio's ...
Philip Wong!
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You're watching 100 women
performing this kung-fu dance
Combining
Kung-fu and dance
It will be so hot
-Don't block my shot! -Stop!
Sit down
I'm crashing, with your girl
That's double trouble
Give up and shut down
Your students can come to me
At King King Dance
Like she did
King, spare us
Don't ruin our show
Get out! Shorty Henry!
I don't know what you are talking about,
Anyway, no fighting here!
This is a dance contest
That's fine
Clear the stage
Music!
-Come back! -I'm a friend
Bye-bye! Bye-bye!
No entry!
Useless!
Sorry. You okay?
Are you okay? Sorry
Bye
Who are you?
Your surprise guest
Bye!
A drink, Handsome?
I don't drink
Cigarettes?
I hate smokers!
You're so tall
I can't buy you drinks
You're so tall! Ass!
Yes?
-Soda -Two, please
Hi, Philip!
We came to see you
You're too cool
And you're hot
When can we go out?
Call me,
I'll turn off my phone
You're too cool
And you're hot
Help me out
When people talk
Entertain them, okay?
Fine
Hi
My name is Juliana Francoise Roberts
What's your name?
Long name. ls it foreign?
Your dad is foreign? Your mom?
Which country?
You're mixed? Impossible
You don't look it
You're faking
What are you?
How rude
I was still talking
You're so wasteful
Of Earth's resources
Fulfill a man's role
Comfort a woman's lonely heart
Not picking on them
I'm like that
He is like that
What's wrong? He's frank
I pity you, Henry
No woman likes you
You, go away!
-Thanks -Thanks
The surprise guest
You don't know her?
You've asked 20 times
I don't
She's pink
Pink?!
Are you kidding?
True pink
Felt like it
Your dad named you well
Shut up
Dreamy Wong!
Yes, Dreamy Wong!
Cheers
Here's to our
Happiness!
Happiness?
I wish
By all standards,
I should be happy
Like
I look okay
Business going well
I'm big
Not there
Big-hearted
Well, I shouldn't be unhappy
But
One thing makes me very sad
I'm colourblind
Totally
I don't see colours
Only black and white
My thoughts are all gray
Dazzling ... cool ... proper
I feel I'm dull
Insecure
But there's dancing
When I dance
I'm in control
Just a little
Look at that
I'm horny
How strange
He's crazy
Henry
-Henry! -Philip!
You know I can't see
What's on my jacket?
You hate rejection by woman
To avoid them
I prepared a jacket for you
Your jacket says ...
What?
I'm horny
I'm horny?
Help me
Surprise guest?
What is it?
They are after me
-Japanese? -He says, beat it
What's going on?
Let go
No fighting!
He hit me!
These Japanese ...
Stop! You first
They are after that girl
What girl?
Where is she?
-Gone -Gone?
Again
You're lucky this time
They didn't arrest you
So strange
Seeing her
I felt ...
A fireball
A pink fireball coming at me
Pink?
Fire is red!
It felt like fire
But
I've never felt that way
It's as if ...
There are colours
Colours?!
Your eyes have recovered?
You're doomed!
Pink means women trouble
Stay away from her
Superstitious!
-You're worse! -You're worse!
-You are! -You!
You're worse!
We've been here 2 hours
Where's she?
Millions of people in Shanghai
It's hard to run into her again
But I did, twice
Surprise guest!
So plump?
Sorry, Miss P
You know her?
Yes
Her name is P?
For Pig
Women like your look
But they find you boring
To fulfill you
Play quick
A one-night stand
Sorry, not without love
I'm different from you
Not again
I was cursed
For saying the wrong thing
Don't be my stepmother
Daddy says stepmothers eat boys
Traitor!
I'll curse you all
You'll never know women's love
Once they know you love them
They'll leave you
You won't find true love!
That'