I ju- It's too- I was won- uh- Fir-First I was try- Nothing Forget it. It's all right. Just, uh, tell me the - tell me the other story about Harry. You know. George, what is it? You're still doing it. It's obscene! What is? When I touched you just now, I started to get excited. What kind of a pervert am I? Staring at a 200-pound pregnant woman, and I'm getting hot. Well, I'll tell you something. That is about the nicest thing anybody's said to me in months. It's not funny, Doris. I really got to ya, huh, fella? Uh, would you excuse me? That's incredible! Are you as good as I think you are? How good do you think I am? Sensational. I'm not as good as you think I am. But that piano's been sitting here for 10 years, and you've hardly touched it. Why tonight? It beats a cold shower. You mean, you play to relieve sexual tension? You don't even get this good without a lot of practice. You're gonna be exhausted. That's the idea. I've got a better idea. Come on. Doris - Come on. It's all right. It'll be okay. But- But you can't- Well, I know that. Well, then how- Well, we can work something out, can't we? Oh. What- What is it? Aah For God's sake, what is it? Doris, what the hell is the matter? If memory serves me correctly, I just had a labor pain. You can't have. It must be indigestion. No. There's a difference. Indigestion doesn't make your eyes bug out. You can't be in labor. When- When's the baby due? Not for another month, but- Oh! Oh, my God! What have I done? What have you done? I brought this on with my selfishness. Oh, don't be ridiculous. You had nothing to do with it. Doris, don't treat me like a child. Will you stop getting excited? Excited? I thought I had problems with my sex life before. Can you imagine what this is gonna do to it? Just- Will you just- Ohh. Oh, I think I'd better lie down. What kind of a man am I? What kind of a man would do a thing like this? May I say something? Doris, I appreciate what you’re trying to do, but nothing you can say would make me feel any better. I'm not trying to make you feel any better. I'm gonna have a baby. I know that. No. I mean now. I have a history of short labor. Oh, no no, no, no! No, no, no, no! Oh, no no! How do you feel? Like I'm gonna have a baby. -Maybe it's a false alarm. It's a false alarm. That's all. -No. No. No. Now, just get a hold of yourself, honey, and get on the phone... and find out where the nearest hospital is. Hospital? You wanna go to a hospital? George, like it or not, I am going to have a baby! But we're not married. That's going to look odd. Will you get on the phone, please, and find out where the hospital is! - Well, where are you going? - To the bathroom! Why? It's hard to explain. Hello. Mr. Chalmers, this is George. Uh, where's the nearest hospital? Uh, well, it's- it's my wife. Something unexpected came up. She got pregnant, and now she's gonna have the baby. That far? All right. Look. Get him on the phone right away, will ya? Doris, are you all right? Doris? Doris, answer me! I'm busy! Oh, Jesus! Hello? Yes, yes! Uh, hello. Uh... hello. Um, I'm here at the Sea Shadows Inn just outside of Mendocino. I was in my room before, and I heard this groaning from the next room. And, um, well, I knock on the door, and I found this lady- who I've never seen before in my life- uh, in labor. Do you have to know that? George Peters. So - George Peters. Peters. I don't know. I didn't time them. Three or four minutes apart, I guess. I don't know. All right. Uh- Uh, hold on. Doris? Doris, who's your doctor? Joseph Harrington. Uh, Joseph Harrington. In Oakland. In, uh- in Oakland. 534-0711. 534-0711. Um- Yes, uh, I-I have a car. I'd be glad to take her over there. Sure. Uh, could you - could you just answer one question? Would - Would erotic contact in the last stages of pregnancy... bring on ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Близнецы на английском - текст Золотой мальчик на английском - текст Ночь и день на английском - текст Спасатель на английском - текст Реальная любовь на английском |