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"[ Guitar ]"
"[ Singers Vocalizing ]"
"[ Continues ]"
Would you get the fuckin' coffee
and let's go.
This ain't exactly Brazil.
I coulda pissed ya
a fuckin' cup by now.
Hey! You're out
of chocolate mac.
No chocolate macadamia.
You would please
have something else?
"[ Continues ]"
That will be $ 1 .08.
That sign says
''All Coffee 69 Cents.''
I am very sorry,
but that is a 44-ounce cup,
and the largest
coffee cup is 20 ounces.
I must charge you...
99 "cents", "plus tax--"
the price of
a large fountain drink.
That's bullshit. That sign says
''Coffee All Sizes,''
not ''All Sizes
Up to 20 Ounces.''
I am humbly sorry,
but you must pay
99 cents plus tax...
for that cup.
Just pay
the bitch the $ 1 .08...
and let's get the
fuck out of here.
All right.
This is bullshit. just give me
my fuckin Snackie Cake.
I am sorry.
I cannot do that.
That is only available...
with the 20-ounce coffee.
That is not a 20-ounce coffee.
This bitch is gettin'
on my nerves, man. Forget it.
-Just give him the fuckin' danish.
- That sign says...
''Free Snackie Cake. ''
I paid $ 1.08 for my coffee.
I want my free Snackie Cake.
I cannot do that.
Here. take it.
That's apple cinnamon.
I wanted cream cheese.
Fuck's sake. Pay her
the money and let's go.
Either of you got
something smaller than a Ben?
I'm sorry.
I cannot accept
any monies over a $20 bill.
- That's it.
- "I should not sell it"
"to you", "anyway..."
As that cup is very hot
and might burn you.
You are very strange.
I'm going
to call the police.
Fuck this.
[ "Gunshot" ]
Fuck me.
Give me a smock.
[ "Spraying" ]
How you doin' tonight?
How about yourself?
I'm doin'okay.
Need a cup of coffee, though.
Hmm... raspberry blend.
[ "Weapon Cocking" ]
It's on the house.
You sure?
Hey, man, here you are...
out chasing bad guys
at 4:00 in the morning...
while I'm sitting here
like a duck--
It's the least I can do.
I appreciate it.
[ Sniffing ]
Smell something funny?
[ Sniffing ]
one of our coolers went down.
Spoiled a lot of shit.
[ Chuckling ]
Hey, man, if you can stand it...
it don't bother me none.
You got to work in it.
Mind if I, uh...
ask you a question?
Go ahead, officer.
"Tell me. who do you like better",
Picard or Kirk?
Oh, there's no question about it.
[ Laughing ]
You bet.
You got to respect a man
who can fuck a green bitch...
and destroy a whole civilization
all in 60 minutes.
[ Laughing ]
Good night.
[ "Bell Dings" ]
[ "Door Closes" ]
- "Thought we had a problem."
- "[ Door Chime Chiming ]"
I almost forgot--
my free Snackie Cake.
[ Squeaking ]
[ "Gunshot" ]
[ Ringing ]
- Hello?
- This is the operator.
I have a collect call from Nick.
- Who?
- From a ''Nick.''
Will you accept charges?
Yeah, I'll take it.
Go ahead, sir.
[ Sighing ]
Look, uh, I'm coming through
Houston tomorrow morning.
I was wondering
if I might come see you.
Oh, I don't know, bro. Why?
Things have changed.
I'm getting married.
I was hoping I could stay
a couple days, you know?
Catch up?
[ "Birds Chirping ]"
What do you want me to say?
''Sorry, bro, my wife's...
''going to be a little tired
when she gets home tonight.
''Here's 20 bucks.
There's a La Quinta
up the highway.''
I thought maybe you'd
want him to meet me.
If he's such a good friend,
why haven't I heard
about him before, hmm?
I told you.
[ Clears Throat ]
I was kind of in the wrong path
when I was in L.A.
I chose to get
my shit together. He didn't.
What time is it?
Oh, shit!
I'm going to miss my plane.
I got to go. Bye.
- "What about breakfast?"
- No. sorry. No time.
Chris, don't plan anything
tomorrow night. It's opening night.
[ Sighs Deeply ]
I planned dinner
with Allen tomorrow night.
Why didn't you remind me?
Chris, i've been working
on this club for eight months.
He's the C.E.O.
I have to be there.


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