dog for some
of the mid-level players.
It's cool, man.
You just took too big a lick.
That is some rank fuckin' shit, man.
And he set up
a meeting between them -
- and this big nigger
named... uh, Lester James.
Of course, most people
knew him as Ballpeen.
Ballpeen's casa at 7:00.
Where in the fuck a nigger
get a name like that?
- You seen little nigger's arm, right?
- Oh, yeah.
- That's why they call him Ballpeen.
- He broke Jimmy's arm...
... with a ten-pound ball peen hammer.
Three years ago
"Lester James", a.k.a. Ballpeen, -
- was a big, stud motherfucker.
Had a stable of bitches
he fucked on a regular basis, -
- but every couple weeks...
he went out to get some strange.
One night, Lester finds
himself in this titty bar, -
- and this knockout white girl named Raven,
is just gyrating her little tits off.
Well, Lester wanted her
in the worst way.
Even more when she told him
to go fuck himself.
He sprinkles
a little fairy dust on her, -
- somehow gets her
to go back to his place.
That was all she wrote.
He "abused" this bitch.
He fucked her every way
you can think of and then some.
Finally, he gets ready
to go again, and he figures -
- he'd "really" degrade this bitch
and make her blow him.
So, he pushes her head down
and, bam!
She bites that
motherfucker's dick... clean off.
Fortunately, they found it
and sewed it back on.
But it never worked right again.
The problem is, a story like that
gets around, you know how it is.
So to combat this, anytime he
even heard anybody talk about it, -
- he'd use this fuckin' hammer on them.
"Ballpeen" kind of stuck.
And Jimmy?
Over the years, this kind
of shit gets out of control.
So one day, Ballpeen,
shows up late for a meeting -
- and Jimmy made the mistake
of asking if he'd been jerking off.
Next thing you know,
Jimmy's got a broken arm.
Goddamn.
Fast-forward to Ballpeen's.
Just another drug deal -
- in "La-La Land."
- Motherfuckers team make it out here?
Want to get this over with.
Shit makes me nervous.
What the fuck
is up with this shit?
You must have some pretty
bad fuckin' karma...
- feel the need
for that kind of artillery.
Don't worry, babe.
It's cool.
- Casey...
- Whoa, whoa. Hey, man!
Fuck you! You in my
motherfuckin' house!
Now, come on,
big black man.
You know I wouldn't bring no niggas
up in here unless they was cool.
Let that bad motherfucker in.
- How's that arm, nigga?
- It's all right.
- It's still here.
- You a bad motherfucker?
I just don't let people run their hands
all over me. It shows a lack of trust.
- May I sit down?
- Are you here to sit?
You tell me.
Sit down.
- Shit looks good.
- Your turn.
Why don't you show us
the money now?
Why don't you, uh. let me
choose the next kilo to test?
Help yourself.
Derrick.
Count 'em, Jimmy.
Some more, square?
Since we're all good friends here,
I got a question for you.
Ask away.
It's all here, Case.
I heard about
this big, bad motherfucker.
He's got this habit
of hitting niggers with his hammer.
I've heard the reason
why he uses it -
- and I can sympathize.
But, uh...
there's this one thing...
- that I just... I can't
get it out of my head.
- Go on.
- Well...
I heard about how most niggers got
these really big dicks, you know.
I mean...
just salami-sized cocks.
Well...
Now, I've had many
a different blow job, -
- by any number of different bitches.
So, I know how much room
even my white-boy dick -
- takes up in a bitch's mouth, right.
My question...
- is how the hell this little bitch, -
- got this big, nigger dick in her mouth...
- chomped it off all in one bite?
She could have gnawed
on it for a while, but -
- I don't think there's a
motherfucker in here let that happen.
- Yo, we got a problem here.
- So, the only thing I can think of...
- is that this big,
bad ass-kickin' nigger -
- had this little "itty-bitty dick" -
- wouldn't have done
him no good, anyway.