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Subtitles: kin-dza-dza
Based on the subtitles by
SadGeezer & NewKate
Subtitles: kin-dza-dza
Editor in chief:
Durtz
Subtitles: kin-dza-dza
Translators: Nightingale, JD,
Karabister, Cactus of Alpha
The Creative Union
of Comedy and Musical Films
presents
Kin-Dza-Dza!
Stanislav LYUBSHIN
as Mashkov
Evgeni LEONOV
as Wef
Yuri YAKOVLEV
as Bee
and introducing
Levan GABRIADZE
as Gedevan
Screenplay
Revaz GABRIADZE
Georgi DANELIA
Director
Georgi DANELIA
Cinematography
Pavel LEBESHEV
Production Design
Alexander SAMULEKIN
Theodor TEZHIK
Original Music
Gia KANCHELI
Sound
Yekaterina POPOVA-EVANS
Assistant Director &
Special Effects Supervisor
Sergei KHRAMTSOV
Second Unit Directors:
Leonid BITZ
Karen GEVORKIAN
Co-starring:
Anatoli SIRENKO
as the Barefoot Wanderer
Irina SHMELYOVA
as Tsan, the cart driver
Galina DANELIA-YURKOVA
as Mashkov's wife
Alexander LITOVKIN
as Gor, the gang leader
Lev PERFILOV
as Kyrr, the dissident
Tatiana NOVITSKAYA
as Lady Tinai
Special Appearance of
Olga MASHNAYA
as Ms Dekont
...and Georgi DANELIA
as Abradox
Thanks to all members
of kin-dza-dza
community,
especially
Andy Hurwitz, Vitaly Koissin...
...and Google
KIN-DZA-DZA!
Part One
Hi
Hi
(Lucy: )
What's new?
(Mashkov: )
Manokhin's had pipes burst
at his building site
(song on TV: )
"...Mama, mama,
what shall I do?"
"How will I manage
when winter comes?"
"I have got
no winter coat."
"I have got
no winter hat..."
(Mashkov: )
How's our A-student?
(Lucy: )
He's out playing...
Vova, I forgot to buy bread.
Could you...?
And get some macaroni, OK?
Comrade,
that man says
he's from another planet...
we have to do something!
- Call the ambulance.
- I will... but he's almost barefoot -
he'll catch a cold.
- Hello!
- Hello.
Excuse my bad smell.
I'm cold.
I got this from that metal box.
Well done.
Friend!
Can you tell me your planet number
in the Tenture?
Or at least your galaxy number
in the Spiral?
I've got the contacts mixed up
and now I can't get home.
We don't know the number,
my friend.
We forgot it.
Now, this lad will call
the information office,
and we'll wait for him together
in the bakery, OK?
Here, put this on.
Thank you...
Listen, friends.
There's no need for the bakery,
no need for information.
This is my planet...
Uzm, 247 in the Tenture,
Beta galaxy in the Spiral.
This is my space transfer machine...
So, which contact do I press
to transfer home?
Because time is relative -
that you understand, right?
OK, I have a proposition.
We'll just press a contact...
...and transfer to your place.
But if the machine doesn't work,
then you transfer with us
to where we transfer you, OK?
No, you can't just press it!..
You have to know...
Sure I can, my friend.
And YOU... what can you see?
Eh?
(Gedevan: )
Sand...
So that stupid gadget worked...
And that jerk with the holes,
was he left behind?
Calm down... calm down...
There's the sun, there's sand,
there's gravity.
So where are we?
We're on Earth. Or...
(Gedevan: )
Or?
No, let's take it we're on Earth,
in some desert... Eh?
The Karakum?
What other deserts do we have?
(Gedevan: )
Gobi, Sahara...
No, I said WE have!
We have also the Kyzyl-Kum.
No. Let's take it that it's
the Karakum.
OK?
So that means...
The sun's to the west...
so, Ashkhabad is this way.
Got it?
Let's go!
Come on... let's go!
Comrade,
what's your name?
Vladimir Nikolaevich.
My name is Gedevan.
Pleased to meet you...
You have a bottle in your case,
is it wine?
No, it's vinegar.
I also have some herbs -
kindza.
('coriander' in Georgian)
Oh... We're all set then.
Vladimir Nikolaevich,
do you remember
the number he mentioned,
the guy who took my sock?
No.
Maybe we're on the planet
he came from?
Listen, Fiddler!
Whatever we guess,
it wont change a damn thing!
The direction is chosen.
Just go!
The key is to get to the water.
Got it?
Vladimir Nikolaevich,
I want to change
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