if we were to give them
the possibility to make
any DECISIONS, then...
Hey, girlie! Are you Alphians
the most wise apples here?!
Somebody told you that,
or was it your own guess, eh?
Stop it please.
Let’s not waste time.
You are creatures
from the Anti-Tenture,
That means I have an obligation
to transfer you to your starting point.
Or to send you back in time,
to the moment when you made
your fateful decision.
Choose.
Pardon? I didn’t get it.
To what time?
I can send you to the past...
back to Pluke.
Friend, I have a proposition:
you transfer one man on Earth...
...and you return another man
to the past…
Vladimir Nikolaevich,
I won't allow you on Pluke alone.
Listen, nunky, set it for the past.
How long was I glueing the violin?
About 50 minutes?
About 50.
Brother Patsak...
A guy with a sock will be here soon.
Tell him to meet us at the ecikh.
Do you know where it is?
Heck yeah.
So, stay here to show him the way.
OK, tell him to give me
something more for that.
Everybody rests!
For half an hour!
Thank you, my friends.
Play, play, nasty boys.
Fiddler! We don't have time!
You haven't transferred again,
you bastards.
Yeah. Get out of the ecikh.
Like hell! It's better here
than on Alpha.
Come on, drag them out.
Hey, we'll get a transfer machine
in a minute!
Vladimir Nikolaevich!
You owe us 11 000 matchboxes,
as Fiddler has noted!
11 020.
I have a proposition, Vova.
We'll transfer together
right into the supermarket,
and after we buy everything...
There is no 'after'.
We’re only going to Earth.
Forever?
Forever.
Me on a planet where they don't
even know who has to squat
in front of whom?
Rubbish.
Give me the gravitsapa
and do what you want.
Uncle Wef. Uncle Bee.
You'll be so welcome there...
No, Gedevan! When a society
has no colored pants
to differentiate class...
...it’s a society without purpose.
And without a purpose...
Brothers. Enough with
the philosophy.
The Transfer Machine Man
will appear right now.
Make up your mind.
Are you going with us?
Or not?
Just give us the gravitsapa!
Right?!
Give it to them.
You’re wrong.
Well, let's say goodbye...
I got used to you, you know.
Me too.
Well, take care.
Friends, Patsaks!
Here's your sock back,
thank you. If you wish...
Friend!
What system is your gadget?
Might I have a look?
Regular system.
You press a button and you’re home.
Hi
Hi - what's new?
Manokhin's had pipes burst
at his building site.
How's our A-student?
He's out playing...
Vova, I forgot to buy bread.
Could you...?
And get some macaroni, OK?
Comrade...
How could I get to
the Old Arbat street?
Turn right over there.
Thank you.
Koo!!
...Fiddler?
Uncle Vova?
...Fiddler!
Uncle Vova!
(Wef and Bee are singing: )
Koo... Wuu...
Mama, mama, what shall I do?
The End
Special Guest Star
Nina RUSLANOVA
as Galina Borisovna
THE PLUKANIANS:
Ecilop on patrol: Valentin BUKIN
The Yellow Pants: V. FYODOROV
Charg (Brother Patsak): G. IVANOV
White Sectarian: Olesia IVANOVA
Black Sectarian: L. SOLODENKO
Bearded Sectarian: Y.VORONKOV
Colossal Chatlanian Woman
Alexandra DOROKHINA
Mr PJ, the Plukanian ruler:
Nikolai GARO
Mr PJ's Personal Patsak:
Igor BOGOLYUBOV
The Judge: Gennadi MATVEYEV
Secret Agent: Gennadi YALOVICH
Officer Tooik: Igor KAHN
Mama of Mr PJ: Nina TER-OSIPIAN
Mr PJ's Guard #1: V. GOLUBENKO
Mr PJ's Guard #2: H. SCHWEIZ
FANSUBBING WAS FUN