"These violent delights
have violent ends,
"and in their triumph die,
like fire and powder,
"which, as they kiss, consume. "
Gran?
Edward, don't! She'll see you.
Okay.
Gran, I'd like you to meet...
Happy birthday, Bella.
Happy birthday.
I thought we agreed, no presents.
Well, the one from me's not wrapped,
so it doesn't count.
That's actually great. Thanks, Dad.
It goes with this one from your mom.
We coordinated.
Well, she coordinated me.
It's to put your pictures in from senior year.
Senior year.
- How'd you get so old so fast?
- I didn't. It's not that old.
I don't know. Is that a gray hair?
No. No way.
Happy birthday.
That's really funny.
Another missing
hiker brings the total to three presumed dead.
Rangers are searching
for the killer animal...
Situation's a! Critica!
You've got to look first before you go
It's Bella. Bella!
- Hi.
- I'm...
Today's the big day, Bella.
A and J essay due.
- Oh, yeah.
- Wherefore art thou, Bella?
Let me take a picture of you guys.
My mom wants me to put together, like,
a scrapbook full of memories.
Oh.
Cool. Yeah.
I take them. I'm not in them.
- No, no, no, come here.
- Well, you are today.
You'll photoshop this
if my nose looks big, right?
Don't worry, I'm in the picture.
No one will be looking at you guys.
That's good.
Oh, good. Cullen's here.
Well, talk to you later.
- Happy birthday.
- Don't remind me.
Bella, your birth is definitely
something to celebrate.
- Yeah, but my aging's not.
- Your aging?
I think 18 is a little young
to start worrying about that.
Its one year older than you.
No, it isn't. I'm 109.
Well, maybe I shouldn't be dating
such an old man.
- Mmm.
- It's gross. I should be thoroughly repulsed.
- We have to go to class.
- Okay.
Wait a second.
Someone wants you.
- Bella!
- Jacob!
What?
I'll leave you to talk.
Hello, biceps! You know,
anabolic steroids are really bad for you.
Well, I'm just filling out, Bella.
You know, it wouldn't seem so drastic
if we hung out more.
You should switch schools.
You can come hang out with the palefaces.
I'm all right.
I prefer the rez school's exclusivity.
They let any old riffraff into this place.
I see. Then why are you slumming it?
I was just buying a part for the Rabbit.
You should really come
take a ride when it's done.
Is it fast?
It's decent.
- I'm kidding.
- Okay. Good.
Hey, happy birthday.
Your dad told my dad, so...
Yeah, of course he did.
I saw this the other day and thought of you.
Catches bad dreams.
That's kind of perfect.
Thank you.
No problem.
- Good seeing you.
- Yeah, I'll see you later.
Bye.
So how come Jacob Black
gets to give you a gift and I don't?
Because I have nothing to give back to you.
Bella, you give me everything
just by breathing.
See? Thank you.
- That's all I want.
- Bella!
- Happy birthday!
- Shh, shh!
I thought I said no presents.
I've already seen you open it,
and guess what,
you love it.
You're gonna wear it tonight. Our place.
Come on. Please? It'll be fun.
- Okay. All right.
- Great!
Okay, I'll see you at 7:00.
Jasper, no fair with the mood control thing.
Sorry, Bella. Happy...
Never mind.
You can't trust vampires. Trust me.
O my love! My wife!
Death, that hath sucked
the honey of thy breath
hath had no power yet upon thy beauty.
Thou art not conquered.
Beauty's ensign yet is crimson
in thy lips and in thy cheeks.
And death's pale flag is not advanced there.
I hate being celebrated.
There are worse tragedies.
I mean, look at Romeo.
Killed his true love out of sheer stupidity.
Yeah.
Though I do envy him one thing.
Juliet is, like, perfect.
If you like
that obviously beautiful sort of thing.
Not the girl, the suicide.
It's nearly impossible for...
For some people.
For humans, a little poison,
a dagger to the heart.
There's so many different options.
Why would you say that?
Because I had to consider it once.
I didn't know if I'd get to you in time.
I had