if you never existed.
- You lied.
- You say something, babe?
You know what? Never mind.
Stop! Stop, stop, stop!
Hey, what the hell's wrong with you?
Just curious.
- I thought that I saw something.
- You...
You're insane, actually. Or suicidal.
That homeboy could've been a psycho.
I was about to end up in an
interview room like some lame show.
God, that was such a rush.
Awesome.
So you're an adrenaline junkie now?
That's cool. You can go bungee jumping.
You don't get on the back
of some random loser's motorcycle.
Crazy.
Alice, I saw him.
Maybe I'm crazy now. I guess that's okay.
If a rush of danger
is what it takes to see him,
then that's what I'll find.
Bella!
Where the hell have you been, loca?
I brought you something.
- Okay.
- It's a little crazy.
Scrap metal. You shouldn't have.
I saved it from the junkyard.
I think they'll probably cost more to fix
than they're worth,
but then I thought that
if I had a mechanic friend
to help me out then...
- Me being the mechanic-type friend?
- That's right.
- Since when are you into motorcycles?
- Since now.
I get it if you think that
this is really stupid and reckless.
Yeah, I mean,
it's completely stupid and reckless.
When do we start?
Now.
- Please?
- All right.
Oh, hey, be careful.
Those things are actually really heavy, so...
Jake, you're, like, buff.
How did that happen?
You're, like, 16. I don't get it.
Mmm-hmm. Age is just a number, baby.
What are you, like, 40 now?
It feels like that sometimes.
That song's good. You don't like it?
I don't really like music anymore, kind of.
Okay. No more music.
So I was thinking,
if we're gonna do this every day,
and hopefully we will,
we have to, like,
fit some homework in there somewhere.
I don't want Billy thinking that
I'm a bad influence on you.
You? Influence me? Please.
Are you... I'm older than you,
so that makes me the influencer
and you the influence.
No, no, no.
My size and knowledge base
actually makes me older than you
because of your general paleness
and lack of know-how.
I convinced you to build
two-wheeled death machines with me.
Don't you think that makes you
kind of young and naive?
Okay. So where do we stand?
- I'm 35. And you might be, like, 32.
- Come on.
- Yo, Jake, you in there?
- It's okay. It's just my boys.
- Hey, Jake.
- Hey. Guys, this is Bella.
- Bella, that's Quil and Embry.
- Hi.
I'm Quil Ateara.
So the bike building story is true.
Oh, yeah, yeah,
I taught him everything he knows.
What about the part
where you're his girlfriend?
We're friends, you know.
- Burn.
- Actually,
remember I said she's a girl and a friend.
Embry, do you remember him
making that distinction?
Nope.
So you guys have girlfriends?
That's awesome.
Yeah, right.
Quil's actually taking his cousin to prom.
Yeah, that's still a riot.
You want funny, Black? I'll give you funny.
Jeez.
Hey, that hold's illegal!
I got five bucks on Quil.
You're on.
All of the astronauts
Champagne in plastic cups
Waiting for the big hero to show
Outside the door he stands
His head in his hands
And his heart in his throat
What can he tell them now
Dear Alice,
I wish I had your real address.
I wish I could tell you about Jake.
He makes me feel better.
I mean, he makes me feel alive.
The hole in my chest,
well, when I'm with Jake,
it's like it's almost healed
for a while.
So, Quil keeps asking to come over.
I think he likes you a little too much.
Well, I'm really not into
the whole cougar thing. You know?
What's up with you and age?
I mean,
how old was that Cullen guy, anyway?
But even Jake can't keep
the dreams away.
Hey, hey, hey!
Wake up, Bella.
You're okay. You're okay.
I thought this thing was starting to work,
but I guess not.
Can I ask you something?
Hanging out with Jacob,
that seems to take your mind
off things a bit, doesn't it?
You know, sometimes
you gotta learn to love what's good for you.
You know what I mean?
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