this is really stupid and reckless.
Yeah, I mean,
iќs completely stupid and reckless.
When do we start?
Uh.
Now.
- Please?
- All right.
Oh, hey, be careful. Those things
are actually really heavy, so...
Jake, you're, like, buff.
How did that happen?
You're, like, 16. I don't get it.
Mmm-hmm. Age is just a number, baby.
What are you, like, 40 now?
It feels like that sometimes.
That song's good. You don't like it?
I don't really like music
anymore, kind of.
Okay. No more music.
So I was thinking,
if we're gonna do this every day,
and hopefully we will,
we have to, like,
fit some homework in there somewhere.
I don't want Billy thinking that
I'm a bad influence on you.
You? Influence me? Please.
Are you... I'm older than you,
so that makes me the influencer
and you the influence.
No, no, no.
My size and knowledge base
actually makes me older than you
because of your general paleness
and lack of know-how.
I convinced you to build
two-wheeled death machines with me.
Don't you think that makes you
kind of young and naive?
Okay. So where do we stand?
- I'm 35. And you might be, like, 32.
- Come on.
- QUIL: Yo, Jake, you in there?
- Iќs okay. Iќs just my boys.
- Hey, Jake.
- Hey. Guys, this is Bella.
- Bella, thaќs Quil and Embry.
- Hi.
I'm Quil Ateara.
So the bike building story is true.
Oh, yeah, yeah,
I taught him everything he knows.
What about the part
where you're his girlfriend?
Uh...
We're friends, you know.
- Burn.
- Actually,
remember I said she's
a girl and a friend.
Embry, do you remember him
making that distinction?
Nope.
So you guys have girlfriends?
Thaќs awesome.
Yeah, right. Quil's actually
taking his cousin to prom.
Yeah, thaќs still a riot.
You want funny, Black?
I'll give you funny.
Jeez.
JACOB: Hey, that holпs illegal!
EMBRY: I got five bucks on Quil.
You're on.
All of the astronauts
Champagne in plastic cups
Waiting for the big hero to show
Outside the door he stands
His head in his hands
And his heart in his throat
What can he tell them now
BELLA: Dear Alice,
I wish I had your real address.
I wish I could tell you about Jake.
He makes me feel better.
I mean, he makes me feel alive.
The hole in my chest,
well, when I'm with Jake,
iќs like iќs almost healed
for a while.
So, Quil keeps asking to come over.
I think he likes you a little too much.
Oh.
Well, I'm really not into
the whole cougar thing. You know?
Whaќs up with you and age?
I mean,
how old was that Cullen guy, anyway?
BELLA: But even Jake can't keep
the dreams away.
Hey, hey, hey!
Wake up, Bella.
You're okay. You're okay.
I thought this thing was starting
to work, but I guess not.
Can I ask you something?
Hanging out with Jacob,
that seems to take your mind
off things a bit, doesn't it?
You know, sometimes
you gotta learn to love
whaќs good for you.
You know what I mean?
Of course, what do I know?
I'm just a terminal bachelor.
Famous ladies' man.
Okay.
I'm gonna go to bed.
Uh...
I love you.
If I told you I couldn't have fixed
these bikes, what would you have said?
Are you doubting your mad skills?
No. Definitely not.
I mean, they'll run fine.
Iќs just,
maybe if I was smart, I would have
dragged out the rebuild a bit.
If you told me you couldn't fix these
bikes, I'd say that thaќs really too bad,
but that we're just gonna
have to find something else to do.
Is that Sam Uley?
Yeah. Him and his cult.
Oh, my God.
Did you see that?
They're not really fighting, Bella.
They're cliff diving.
Scary as hell, but a total rush.
- A rush?
- Most of us jump from lower down.
We leave the showing off
to Sam and his disciples.
You have some kind of beef with him
or something?
I don't know.
They just think they run this place.
Embry used to call them
hall monitors on steroids.
- Now look at him.
- Thaќs Embry?
- Yeah.
- What happened to him?
He missed some school.
Now all of a sudden, he started
following Sam around like a