HOOPER
GOOD LUCK, SONNY!
DO IT TO 'EM,
HOOPER!
OK, NOW LOOK ALIVE.
HERE COMES THE DIRECTOR.
DID YOU HAVE
A GOOD LUNCH?
YOU ALL SET?
READY.
6, 3, LOUIE.
OK, HOOPER, I WANT YOU
TO STAND BY. WE'RE ABOUT SET.
ROLL THE CAMERAS.
ROLL 'EM , JACK.
SCENE 2, TAKE ONE,
"B" CAMERA. MARK.
WE'RE READY TO MAKE
THE SHOT, ROGER.
ACTION.
ACTION.
COME ON, HOOPER. COME ON.
CUT.
DID YOU GET IT?
GOOD.
PRINT IT.
ALL RIGHT, TONY, LET'S GET
READY FOR THE NEXT SETUP.
GET THE FIRST TEAM
IN THERE.
GET ME THEM, CHARLIE.
DON'T MOVE, HOOPER!
DON'T MOVE!
DON'T MOVE.
TAKE A PICTURE, JACK.
HOLD STILL, HOOPER!
YOU ALL RIGHT?
OHH...
TERRIFIC.
NO, I'M SERIOUS.
YOU ALL RIGHT?
I INVENTED THAT STUNT.
THERE AIN'T NOBODY IN
THE WORLD THAT DOES IT BETTER.
AND YOU SAY THAT
IN ALL HUMILITY, HUH?
I GIVE GREAT HUMBLE.
IT'S OK...
NOT A SCRATCH.
YOU SURE?
HE'S NOT TALKING
ABOUT YOUR ASS.
OK, LET'S HAVE
THE FIRST TEAM!
OHH...
WHAT WOULD YOU GIVE
FOR A LITTLE OF THAT?
Hooper: 2 NIPPLES
FOR A DIME.
SONNY, THAT WAS
TERRIFIC.
NO, THAT'S TERRIFIC.
TEACH ME TO DO
THAT GAG SOMETIME.
HA HA HA!
HE WANTS TO LEARN
HOW TO DRIVE A MOTORCYCLE
UNDERNEATH A TRUCK.
WHAT ARE YOU, CRAZY?
SO? I WANT TO RIDE
UNDER TRUCKS.
COME ON,
TEACH ME SOME GAGS.
OH, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.
WEST, CAN I HAVE YOU
IN POSITION OVER HERE?
RIGHT AWAY, TONY.
I'LL MAKE A DEAL
WITH YOU.
I WON'T DO ANY ACTING
IF YOU DON'T DO
ANY STUNTS, OK?
ADAM, PLEASE?
HEH.
OK.
OK.
MR. WEST.
COMING,
LITTLE LADY.
HA HA HA HA!
HOOPER.
HOOPER, YOU CAN WRAP
FOR THE DAY.
HOW WAS
THE STUNT? OK?
YES.
THAT GOOD, HUH?
YEAH.
WOULD YOU GO SO FAR
AS TO SAY "PERFECT"?
WELL, THAT'S WHAT HE'S
SUPPOSED TO BE, ISN'T HE?
HA HA HA HA! TONY!
I HATE IT WHEN DIRECTORS
SLOBBER ALL OVER ME LIKE THAT.
WHEN YOUR LAST PICTURE
MADE OVER $100 MILLION,
YOU DON'T HAVE
TO SLOBBER OVER ANYBODY.
YOU GOT ANY PERCS?
YEAH. HERE.
LISTEN, IF YOU'RE
HURTING THAT BAD,
YOU WANT ME TO GO
GET THE KIT?
NAH, I'LL JUST CHOMP
ON A COUPLE OF THESE.
WHAT IS IT
THIS TIME?
IT'S MY FRIGGIN' BACK.
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT,
SONNY?
NEVER FELT BETTER
AND HAD LESS.
HEY, LISTEN,
YOU CAN BE REPLACED.
HA HA!
THAT BIKE GAG
WAS TERRIFIC.
IT WOULD'VE KILLED
YOUR ORDINARY MAN.
MMM. HEY, CULLY,
YOU TAKING CARE OF MY BOY?
WELL, I'M TRYING TO,
MR. BERNS.
MAKE SURE YOU DON'T GIVE HIM
ANYMORE GODDAMN PILLS.
BY THE WAY, SONNY,
THERE'S A NEW KID
IN TOWN.
EVERYONE SAYS
HE'S A YOUNG SONNY HOOPER.
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE
TO CHECK HIM OUT?
I'M FULL UP.
YOU'RE THE BOSS.
THANKS.
SEE YOU LATER.
NOW TAKE CARE.
SEE YOU, MAX.
WHY IS IT...
EVERY TIME I COME TO TOWN
SOME YOUNG BOY
HAS GOT TO TRY AND MAKE
A NAME FOR HIMSELF?
COME ON. DO GREGORY PECK
FOR THE DOCTOR.
I DON'T WANT
TO SEE THE DOCTOR.
YOU'VE GOT TO GO
AND GET SOME X-RAYS.
I'VE SEEN MY X-RAYS.
THEY LOOK LIKE A MAP OF L.A.
I KNOW, BUT
AFTER THAT STUNT,
MAYBE YOU'VE BUILT
ANOTHER OFF-RAMP.
WAIT A MINUTE.
THE PERCODAN
IS STARTING TO WORK.
I FEEL THE PAIN
IS VANISHING.
BY GOD, I THINK
SHE CAN DANCE.
I THINK SHE CAN TURN.
I THINK SHE CAN WHIRL.
WHOO-HOO! WHOO!
JESUS!
HOW ABOUT A DATE?
DANCER!
IT'LL BE HERE
IN A MINUTE, DANCER.
PERFECT COMPANION.
WHO, ME OR DANCER?
I WOULDN'T KICK EITHER
ONE OF YOU OUT OF THE HAY.
GEE, YOU NEVER FEED ME
A CAN OF BEER LIKE THAT.
YOU DON'T SHAKE IT
UP AND DOWN LIKE THAT.
THAT'S VERY TRUE.
HOW'D IT GO TODAY? OK?
OK.
NO PROBLEMS?
EH...
DID YOU FILL ALL THOSE
LITTLE MINDS AT SCHOOL
WITH LOTS OF KNOWLEDGE?
OH, I DID MY VERY BEST.
HUH.
CULLY CALLED.
OH, YEAH?
HOW'S YOUR BACK?
HE'S GOT
A BIG MOUTH.
OH, COME ON.
HOW'S YOUR BACK?
A LOT BETTER THAN
HIS BUTT'S GOING TO BE
WHEN I GET THROUGH
KICKING IT.
WHAT THE HELL'S
THE MATTER WITH CULLY?
HE DIDN'T CALL
JUST TO TELL ME THAT.
SONNY, YOUR EYES
ARE DILATED.
OH, DON'T START
WITH THAT.
HOW MANY PAIN PILLS
DID YOU TAKE TODAY?
I HAD 2,
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.
YOU HAD 2 YESTERDAY.
I DON'T TAKE