GUYS.
YEAH, ROGER?
ALL RIGHT, SKI, SONNY,
THIS IS ROGER.
YOU BOYS READY?
Ski: WE WERE BORN READY.
WONDERFUL.
LET'S TRY ONE, SHALL WE?
ONE'S ALL
YOU GET, HOSS.
GOOD LUCK, GUYS.
HOLD THIS
WHILE WE'RE GONE.
Roger: REMEMBER PEOPLE,
NO ONE EVER WON AN OSCAR
FOR SECOND BEST,
SO GET READY!
ALL RIGHT, THIS IS IT!
ROLL THE CAMERAS!
Man: SPEED. ROLLING
CAMERAS 1 THROUGH 5.
6 THROUGH 9.
11 AND 12.
ACTION! GO, GO, GO!
WE'RE UP TO PRESSURE!
1,500 POUNDS!
GODDAMN! CLIFF
WAS WORKING OVERTIME!
WE'RE LOSING--WE'RE
LOSING SOME PRESSURE!
WELL, STICK THE THING
UP TO FULL POWER!
I ALREADY DID THAT!
IT'S DOWN
TO 1,400 POUNDS!
THAT JUST AIN'T ENOUGH!
IT BETTER BE!
YOU'RE DOIN' GOOD!
YOU'RE DOIN' GREAT!
HOLY SHIT!
YOUR SPEED IS RIGHT ON!
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT!
WE'RE DOWN TO
1,100 POUNDS PRESSURE!
IT'S LEVELED OFF!
GODDAMN IT, SONNY!
ONE MORE CURVE,
THEN THEY'RE GONNA BLOW
THAT BRIDGE ALL TO SHIT!
GET ON IT, SON!
PUT THE PEDAL TO THE METAL!
GET ON THE EXPLOSIVE
TRUCK'S ASS!
WHAT THE HELL'S THE MATTER?
WHAT'S GOING ON?
WE HAVEN'T GOT
ENOUGH PRESSURE.
SCREW THE PRESSURE!
WHAT IS HAPPENING?
WHAT THE HELL IS
GOING ON DOWN THERE?
KEEP ROLLING,
GOD DAMN IT!
MY LIFE IS WORTH MORE
THAN A PIECE OF FILM.
I'LL TELL YOU EXACTLY
WHAT YOUR LIFE IS WORTH.
YOUR LIFE IS WORTH $50,000.
THAT'S THE PRICE YOU PUT ON IT
WHEN YOU GOT BEHIND THIS WHEEL.
Roger: SONNY, SKI, IF YOU
DO NOT TRY TO MAKE THIS JUMP,
YOU WILL NEVER WORK IN
THIS TOWN AGAIN. IS THAT--
WE'RE GOING, HUH?
WE'RE GOIN', YEAH!
WE'RE GOIN'!
YOU'RE CRAZY.
I'M GONNA HIT IT!
WHOO!
WHOO!
I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
CUT. CUT.
CUT! CUT! CUT!
AND PRINT!
GOD DAMN IT!
GET ME DOWN!
GET THAT DOOR OPEN!
GET THAT CROWBAR
OVER HERE!
LET ME GET IT IN THERE!
GET AWAY!
GET THE DAMN
DOOR OFF!
SONNY,
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
SONNY,
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
SONNY! JESUS, SONNY!
SEE THAT?
YES, YES, I KNOW.
SONNY?
SONNY?
Jocko:
HEY, HEY, HEY!
Man: THAT WAS
A HELL OF A JUMP!
Cully: MAKE ROOM
FOR JOCKO.
I'D LIKE TO TAKE ANOTHER
LOOK AT THAT SPOT,
WOULDN'T YOU?
YEAH. FROM THIS SIDE.
YOU'RE JUST THE GREATEST.
I LOVE YOU BOTH.
GWEN, THAT WAS
HIS BEST STUNT EVER.
IT WAS
HIS LAST, MAX.
WILD STUNT.
MAX, MAX, WE DID IT.
WE JUST FILMED THE MOST
EXTRAORDINARY STUNT
OF ALL TIME,
AND WE GOT IT.
TONY?
YEAH, MAX?
YOU'RE FIRED.
RIGHT,
MR. BERNS.
SPECTACULAR!
WONDERFUL! I--I KNEW
YOU COULD DO IT.
I NEVER SAW
ANYTHING LIKE IT.
IT WAS WONDERFUL!
WHAT CAN I SAY?
IT WAS WONDERFUL.
HOOPER, CAN I SPEAK
TO YOU FOR A SEC?
LOOK, I KNOW WE DIDN'T
GET ALONG ON THIS PICTURE.
I ALSO KNOW YOU THINK
I'M A TYRANNICAL EGOMANIAC.
WELL, MAYBE IT'S TRUE,
BUT FILMS ARE
TINY PIECES OF TIME,
AND WE CAPTURED IT.
I ONLY DO IT
FOR ONE REASON,
TO MAKE THE BEST
MOVIE I CAN.
BECAUSE I'M A PRO,
JUST LIKE YOU.
I'M ALSO BIG ENOUGH
TO APOLOGIZE.
AND I KNOW YOU'RE
BIG ENOUGH TO ACCEPT.
WELL, ROGER...
[SNIFFS]
AS USUAL...
YOU'RE WRONG.
¶ HE ALWAYS IS THE BAD GUY ¶
¶ WHO GETS IT IN THE END ¶
¶ HE'S OUT THERE
STUFFIN' HORSES ¶
¶ OR FALLIN' OFF
A TRAIN ¶
¶ HE NEVER WON A GUNFIGHT ¶
¶ A SCUFFLE OR A BRAWL ¶
¶ FOR BEING SUCH A LOSER ¶
¶ HOOPER'S
REALLY GOT IT ALL ¶
¶ YOU CAN TOSS HIM, BLAST HIM,
FLIP HIM, AND TURN HIM ¶
¶ SHOOT HIM, HANG HIM,
BURY AND BURN HIM ¶
¶ CHANCES ARE,
HOOPER'S BACK FOR MORE ¶
¶ RUN HIM OUT
ACROSS THE GROUND ¶
¶ TAKE A TRUCK,
RUN HIM DOWN ¶
¶ HE AIN'T EASY ¶
¶ HE'S UP AND GONE ¶
¶ YOU CAN HIT HIM, KICK HIM,
GENERALLY ABUSE HIM ¶
¶ SET HIM ON FIRE,
IT WILL AMUSE HIM ¶
¶ HEAVEN KNOWS,
HE WON'T HOLD A GRUDGE ¶
¶ HE'LL LOOK YOU
IN THE EYE ¶
¶ AND TELL YOU
WITH A SMILE ¶
¶ THERE AIN'T NOTHIN' LIKE THE
LIFE OF A HOLLYWOOD STUNTMAN ¶
¶ SOME FOLKS
USED TO TELL HIM ¶
¶ HE OUGHT TO SETTLE DOWN ¶
¶ FIND A STEADY WOMAN ¶
¶ LAND A JOB IN TOWN ¶
¶ BUT SOMEHOW
THAT ATTRACTION ¶
¶ NEVER SEEMED TOO GREAT ¶
¶ YOU ALWAYS SEE HIM LEAVING
JUST BEFORE IT GETS TOO LATE ¶
¶ GOING DOWN THE HIGHWAY ¶
¶