GET... DON'T GET
NEAR THOSE FLAMES!
TONY, GET HOOPER
OVER HERE FOR ME,
WILL YOU?
UH, HOOPER,
THAT BIT AT THE COMPLEX
TOMORROW,
WHO'S SET FOR IT?
BOBBY BASS.
HMM. WOULD YOU MIND
IF SKI DID IT INSTEAD?
YES, I WOULD MIND, ROGER.
I'M THE STUNT COORDINATOR
ON THIS PICTURE,
AND I SAY
WHO DOES THE STUNTS
AND WHO DOESN'T
DO THE STUNTS,
AND I'D LIKE BOBBY BASS.
HMM. WELL, I DON'T WANT TO
INFRINGE ON YOUR AUTHORITY,
BUT I... I REALLY WOULD
LIKE SKI TO DO THAT GAG...
OK?
6-3, LOUIE.
OK, EVERYBODY,
WE'RE READY TO MAKE ONE.
ROLL THE CAMERAS.
SPEED. "A" CAMERA.
BAKER!
ACTION!
CUT IT!
CUT IT!
BRING THE STUNTMAN
ON HERE, PLEASE.
GREAT, KEN.
GO DOWNSTAIRS.
RELAX. WONDERFUL.
HEY, GOOD LUCK, SKI.
ALL RIGHT, YOU GOTTA
MAKE HIM LOOK GOOD, OK?
ALL THE PREPARATION
YOU NEED.
WE'LL GO DOWN
AND SET UP THE CAMERAS.
YOU GOT IT.
ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE,
WE'RE IN
THE WRONG PLACE.
NOW MOVE IT
ALL DOWNSTAIRS.
LET'S GO! LET'S MOVE IT!
YOU READY, SKI?
HE'LL BE READY
IN A SECOND.
TONY, HE'S READY!
ROLL THE CAMERAS.
"A" CAMERA MARKER.
COME ON, GOOD BUDDY.
NOT TOO SHABBY.
WHY, THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.
HELL, WE PROBABLY
COULD'VE DONE THAT
WHEN WE WERE HIS AGE,
'CEPT THEY DIDN'T HAVE
BUILDINGS THAT TALL.
Roger: CUT IT!
CUT IT!
Ken:
WELL DONE, KID.
YOU HAVE TO ADMIT,
HE'S PRETTY DAMN GOOD.
YEP. I HAVE
TO ADMIT IT.
PRETTY DAMN YOUNG,
TOO.
YEAH.
I HATE HIM.
I JUST HATE HIM.
HANDSOME LITTLE SHIT.
WELL?
I THOUGHT
IT WAS A LITTLE SLOW.
IF YOU DON'T MIND,
UH...
I'D LIKE TO HAVE
ANOTHER ONE, OK?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
YEAH, I'M KIDDING.
COME AROUND TOMORROW.
I'LL SHOW YOU
HOW AN OLD MAN DOES IT.
HERE YOU GO,
SONNY.
THANKS, DON.
WE'RE ALL READY,
HOOPER.
A LITTLE AIR IN THE AIRBAG
WOULD HELP, NUMB-NUTS.
GET THAT FILLED UP!
SONNY!
ARE YOU CRAZY?
HUH?
WHAT?
I JUST TALKED TO
THAT HELICOPTER PILOT.
SO?
WELL, HOW HIGH
YOU GONNA DROP?
WHAT'S
THE WORLD'S RECORD?
223.
I'LL GO 224.
ROLL THE CAMERAS!
Roger: ACTION!
PULL ME IN, JEFFREY!
PULL ME IN!
WHOA.
I HOPE NOTHING HAPPENS
TO THIS DINNER JACKET.
MAN, I WANNA KEEP
THIS SON OF A BITCH.
WHOO. YOU LOOK
LIKE A HEAD WAITER.
I AM.
HA HA HA!
GERONIMO!
GOT ANOTHER WORLD RECORD
FOR YOUR BOOKS, BUDDY.
HOW 'BOUT A CAN OF COORS,
HUH?
ANOTHER RECORD.
SONNY, YOU CAN JUMP
ON MY MATTRESS ANY TIME.
FANTASTIC.
DID GREAT, SONNY.
THAT WAS TERRIFIC.
HOOPER, IT WAS NICE,
AND YOU'RE THROUGH
FOR THE DAY.
I'M PROUD OF YOU.
I'LL BET THAT AIRBAG
DIDN'T... I'LL BET IT...
LISTEN, WITHOUT CAUSING
ANY COMMOTION, I...
I WANNA GO SEE THE DOCTOR.
ABOVE, THE SAME THING.
ANOTHER TROPISM.
LOOKS LIKE WE'VE GOT
A CORONAL FACING HERE,
AND ANOTHER SAGITTAL
FACING HERE.
SO YOU'VE GOT 2 AREAS
OF INSTABILITY
WITHIN JUST THE SPACE
OF 2 OR 3 LUMBAR VERTEBRAE.
NOW, OVER HERE,
AS YOU CAN SEE,
THIS IS
THE ARTICULATING FACETS.
THIS IS A CORONAL FACING HERE,
AS YOU CAN SEE,
AND THIS IS A SAGITTAL
FACING OVER HERE.
THIS GIVES A VERY UNSTABLE
LOW-BACK CONDITION.
HOW'S MY COCKUS ERECTUS?
IF YOU'LL JUST HOLD ON TO IT
FOR A MINUTE, I'LL FINISH.
FINE.
ALL OF THESE CONDITIONS
MAKE IT LOOK LIKE YOU HAVE
A PRE-OSTEOPOROTIC CONDITION.
FRANKLY, SONNY,
IT DOESN'T LOOK
TOO PROMISING.
HELL, I THOUGHT
I HAD A PROBLEM
TILL I CAME IN HERE AND
YOU EXPLAINED IT TO ME.
NOW I'M NOT WORRIED
ANYMORE.
CHRIST. I WAS REALLY PROUD
OF THAT OPERATION.
THE AVERAGE PERSON,
IT WOULD HAVE LASTED THEM
FOR A LIFETIME.
MMM.
BUT NOT WITH YOU.
WHY DO YOU KEEP SCREWING UP
ALL MY GOOD WORK?
HA HA.
YOU SHOULD BE PAYING ME.
HALF OF WHAT YOU KNOW
YOU LEARNED
FROM WIRING ME TOGETHER.
WHAT HAVE YOU GOT, SONNY,
SOME KIND OF A DEATH WISH?
OH, LOOK WHO'S TALKING.
THESE THINGS ARE NAILS
IN YOUR COFFIN.
JESUS.
I'M CUTTING WAY DOWN.
HA HA. I HOPE SO.
LOOK, SONNY, I'M SERIOUS.
GOOD.
YOU CAN'T KEEP BASHING
THE BEJESUS
OUT OF YOUR BACKBONE
AND EXPECT TO WALK AROUND
LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN BEING.
LISTEN, I CAN HANDLE IT.
I'M A TOUGH GUY,
YOU