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Company, to the waggons!
First division - first waggon.
You can't do it, this is 1st class.
- Which one?
- This one.
Then You should guard it.
Hey, cadets, do you want a roll?
- Here.
- I don't have the change.
Hurry! Hurry!
Oh, gentlemen!
1st class... Smells exotic.
- I bet, this is a free cabin.
- Gentlemen!
Hehe, the trouble has started.
Forwards, gentlemen!
Gentlemen! In here, quickly
Gentlemen, please return!
What's going...?
Damn, where are they?
Oh yes, I'd never want to
marry her - that's for sure.
Why did she start singing?
- Who knows...
- From delight!
Actually, why did we leave?
Who left first?
I guess it was me, but
You did the same then.
Nice joke!
We could travel 1. class now,
together with Tolstoi.
Excuse me... Captain!
Gentlemen, I think it's getting serious.
Oh yes.
Calm down - no need to panic.
We're not in a war.
- What has happened?
- Everything is all right.
You had to take care
of Your keys better!
Cadet Tolstoi...
- Get up!
- Forwards!
Excuse us, Madam. Welcome to Russia.
Our boys are coming from
the shooting range.
Very good.
Put it up!
Greetings, cadets!
Greetings, Your Excellence!
Lead the cadets back home!
What is the general doing here?
He just wanted to see your drunken face.
Anna Karenina made Tolstoi drunk.
I'm not drunk.
I'm happy.
To the left!
Forwards, singing!
Shut up!
Move off the street, make
room for His Excellency!
- An attentat on the senator!
- Hand out the ammunition!
Spread out! Keep attention on
entrances and rooftops!
Let's move quickly!
Stay here and cover us.
After me! There they are!
Alibekow, Buturlin, to the inner yard!
No, hands up!
- Don't shoot, please.
- What?
I won't do it again.
Why did you do it then?
Thank You.
All of them were captured!
One was on the roof....
Andrej... all!?
What's the matter?
We have to go!
They come!
Come to us...
Come to our ball!
Ladies, let's better repeat
the conjugations.
- What's happened, cadets?
- Attention! Division, turn around!
Hold yourself upright, gentlemen!
Count the pairs up and take position!
The "1"'s are ladies
and "2"'s are the gentlemen.
I want to see some good
manners, gentlemen!
Right and left!
Put down the chairs!
Turn around!
Let's start the exercise:
gentlemen with the ladies now.
Tolstoi drank champagne
with Anna Karenina,
and now we all have to mark the stork.
That's enough! It has nothing
to do with the champagne.
Anyways, I did carry You,
when You were drunk.
- When?
- This year?!
Ohh, yes.
Change the legs!
Let her through.
Thank You.
Anna Karenina!
Stop it! One step back!
Rifle down!
That's not an academy, more like a zoo.
Being a stork before, now we're crabs...
What kind of wax is it?
It stinks: "Surprise",
especially for the big ball.
Wax "Surprise" guarantees
You a funny evening."
- We had a funny morning already.
- That's right.
- Your Highness, there's a lady for You.
- A lady? Who is she??
A foreign lady.
She may enter.
An english dictionary, quickly!
- Easy down there!
- Excuse me.
What is going on here?
Your Highness, the "stork"commando
is almost finished with polishing.
- O God, she came because of her fan.
- What's going on here?
We're making the hall ready
for the big ball.
You had the order to polish the "floor".
- But we already have got...
- Keep polishing the floor!
Yes, Sir!
A call for You...
May I go?
May I go?
Tell the countess, the
ball will take place.
As usual.
Did You find, what I asked for?
As usual!
General is coming!
The general! He's coming!
The general!
What's going on, gentlemen?
The punished "stork"commando
is polishing the floor.
- Oh yes, continue.
- Yes, Sir!
- Your Excellency, I found him.
- Whom?
Alexander the Great.
Mother... Is something wrong with You?
Andrej... Why is he here?

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