2007The operation "Y" and other adventures of Shourik Viewing by children under 16 is allowed. Shourik - Alexander Dem'yanenko Script by Ya. Kostyukovsky, M. Slobodskoy, and L. Gaidai Director - Leonid Gaidai Camera - K. Brovin WORKMATE To the factory. For passengers with children and disabled. - Sit down, please. - Never mind. Thank you. Could you please get up and give a seat? If I get up, you'll lie down. These places are specially for children and disabled! Is she "children" or "disabled"? She is going to be a mother! And I'm going to be a father! Har-har-har! Don't say nonsense. Here is a disabled person, what will you do now? Excuse me. Okay, the law is the law! Seat down, please. Thank you very much. Ah, you can see. Now you will be blind! - Do you confirm? - Yes, we do! So, you are the victim... - Do you work on a construction? - Yes, part-time. - What is "part-time"? - I am studying in the university... A student! To imprison for 15 days! MILITIA. Well, alcoholics, hooligans and spongers... Who wants to work today? Today's tasks are... a sand-pit: two persons. A pit of sand: two persons! Please, read out all items. A sand-pit: two persons. A street cleaning: three persons. The meat factory... ... didn't send any tasks today. There is a task on a building construction. Any tasks in a vodka distillery? MILITIA. Please... Mind out. First of all, I'd like to acquaint you with our remarkable team, you will be joining temporarily. - For how long? - For all fifteen days. Okay, it is remarkable. Best wishes, good bye. - Don't be late with the lunch! - Yes, yes! I am sure these 15 days will pass in atmosphere of friendship and mutual understanding. So... It is a cork, a gift from Africa. Yes, this way please. By means of your imagination try to see what a beautiful housing area will be built here. There will be installed 740 gas stoves, that is 740 times larger then the city had before the year 1913! This way, please. Just a moment! What a romantic spirit! And if we add all volume of the work, implemented by our company during this quarter and put all floors one on other, then we get a building that is twice higher than the world-wide known Eiffel Tower. Or three times higher than the famous "Notre Dame de Paris" that means "The Cathedral of Paris God Mother". - Whose mother? - The Paris... Mother... of God... This way please. Our building company has built such an amount of living space that is equal to a city like Chita, or to a ten cities like Volynsk, or to 32 Backwoods. It is a breathtaking thought that... ... than in America ... Thus, you also can make your contribution to the great achievements of our company, BAC. BAC means "Building-assembly company". - What company? - The building company. - I am ready. - Thank you. Well... Shourik! Yes, Pavel Stepanovich. Okay, here is your workmate. At last! Thanks, Pavel Stepanovich. Now we shall work! Together! I see, you'll work well together. I wish you success in your work and good luck in your life. Thanks for your attention. Listen, did any accidents occur here? - No accidents up to now. - They will happen. Let's go. - What is there? - Hush-h... Where have you been? I was looking for you in the whole building. - Work has stopped. - Work stops, but my term goes. Your time is counted in roubles, but my time is counted in days. Okay, Shourik, how is the workmate? He is making progress. Excellent! Why in a whisper? - He is sleeping! - Is he? While our spacecrafts are ploughing the Universe... and that is why all continents applaud to our ballet-dancers. Keep going. ... popular wisdom says... "It's dogged does it". "Business before pleasure". "He that would eat the fruit, must climb the hill". "A work can always wait". Oh, no, we don't need this... ... I don't care a damn... - Where is compote? - Compote, please! - Hands! -
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