limousines,
and private planes...
And you should be going to
partys like this every night.
Really? Because Dave said
that we need our sleep.
Look Alvin, this is hard to say, but...
I mean, I've got to be upfront about it...
Dave is holding you back,
I could be making you twenty large a day...
- Mmm... is that a lot?
- Yes.
And there's another thing, I'm not gonna tell...
ok I will tell you, look, behind your back...
Dave calls you... Rats.
Rats?
Yea, what ever, right? I know, well don't let it bother you,
I mean, me... I consider you boys family...
if there's anything you need, anything at all, give your uncle Ian a call. Alright?
- Oh... alright.
- Ciao.
Come on man, you drive like my grandma...
Get a wheelchair, move over...
Hey guys, look at me.
Up up, and away.
Help... Alvin.
Alvin...
Can't help you, Simon...
I'm about to take the lead here.
Hey guys, I have an idea, for a new song.
- Hey Dave.
- What's going on in here? I thought, I told you guys to clean up.
We are.
- Ahem... who's that?
- Uncle Ian hired us a housekeeper.
She's also a masseuse, rrrrrr...
Come on, move over Road Hogg,
driving or parking, friend.
- You're catching me slowly.
- Where'd you get that game?
From Uncle Ian... move it or lose it!
Get some training wheels buddy.
You know what? That's enough.
What are you doing?
I was about to beat my high score.
Too bad, where's Theodore?
- Spit it out!
- No way.
Jett Records.
Mm, okay, that's it, meeting now.
Everyone on the couch.
Could you give us a minute?
Guys look, it's hard I know...
Three months ago you were hanging out
on a tree somewhere and now you're...
Major rock stars.
- Okay, whatever, my point is just because you're...
- Major rock stars.
It doesn't mean, you can have or do,
what ever you want.
Well, Uncle Ian said we should always be happy.
You know what?
He's not your Uncle.
He also said that we should be making
$20 a day.
Well, guess what? You're making
way more than that...
And because I care,
I'm putting it all away for you.
Just like storing nuts for the winter.
Ah... winter is for losers.
And shouldn't we have a say in,
how to build our investment portfolios?
Where is all this coming from?
You guys are just kids.
Kids, Dave, or rats?
What?
Uncle Ian says, that we're like his Family.
If you love Uncle Ian so much,
and you don't think i'm watching out for you...
Why don't you live with Uncle Ian?
Dave?
Are you still mad at us?
Dave...
Dear fellows, I'm sorry but...
- You should go back to your real home in the forest.
- Now, that's what he for us.
I told you Dave, I never lose.
Boys... welcome in your new home.
- Wow...
- Oh yeah, that is home.
- Can we play with all this stuff?
- Sure, why not?
- It's your house.
- What are the rules around here?
Yea, I do have one rule...
that there are no rules.
Cool!
Four degrees to the left.
Six degrees to the right.
Fire!
Prepare to taste the fury of my vengeance.
Don't make me laugh.
Your kungfu, is no match for my arrows.
Okay, Simon, that's enough,
I finish with them.
- Hey, give me that!
- Let go, Alvin.
Oh, come on.
- You had your chance
- Who says, that you even get a turn?
Give me that!
- You got your chance
- That's mine.
- Scram...
- I want it!
- Why didn't the airbags deploy?
- Theodore, don't go into the light.
- Let's do it again.
- Awesome!
- Playing hard?
- Oh... yea.
Good... because tomorrow, you start working hard.
Coast to coast, in five days.
Well... Dave said that touring is no life for a kid.
For a normal kid, you guys are superstars.
Which reminds me, Simon let's get rid of this...
boring glasses.
And try on these super cool... in the now glasses.
- Oh my god, oh...
- This would be great, if I can... see out of them.
Your eyes will adjust.
Come on, boys... let's hit the road.
Oh, boy... hit the road.
Come on, make love to the camera.
Alvin, big smile... yeah.
Theodore, chin up... yeahhh.
That's