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you can mess that up too?
You're going home.
Can I stand in your lap and steer?
Oh, can we at least beep the horn?
Never mind.
So sorry about the delay.
It should be a couple more minutes.
But we're building the suspense.
- Here he is.
- Sorry I'm late.
Boy, am I jazzed about our
Yum-able Energy Bars commercial.
That's Good-able Energy Bar
commercial.
Right, Good-able.
Okay, here's the pitch.
We open on a group of lethargic kids.
Close-up on a little girl's face.
She's sad.
Our customers don't like to think
of their kids as being sad.
Could she be flying a kite?
I like kites.
Good.
Okay, great. She's flying a kite.
She's running with a kite.
She's running out of steam.
She's tired and lets go of the kite.
Oh, no. We see her face, it's sad.
- But not too sad.
- Right.
So she pulls out
her Good-able Energy Bar...
It's my mom. Sorry.
- Hi, Mom.
- A little situation, Dave.
Theodore vacuumed up Alvin.
- Alvin.
- Dave, help!
- What?
- At least it wasn't the garbage disposal.
Just stay calm.
And there goes Theodore.
Look, I can't do this right now, okay?
I absolutely understand but...
Sorry, Dave?
Quick question.
How do you feel about an indoor pool?
Look, if you flood my house,
you're dead.
Out on the street, capiche?
Mothers.
Why don't we come over here
and look at the sales projections?
You know, when I first saw these
numbers, I thought there's just no way...
...but then I looked again.
The "size of Theodore's butt"?
Why don't we come back to that?
Anyway, 10 years ago, the market share
for healthy food snacks...
...was imperceptible
among 6- to 12-year-olds.
"How smart Simon thinks he is"?
Yeah, as opposed to
how smart he actually is.
Who's Simon?
- I didn't...
- Just move it along.
You know what?
I think I'll just clean out my office.
Sounds good.
SpongeBob. You're 15 minutes late.
Sorry, Mr. Krabs,
I was out all night looking for Gary.
He got away. Well...
Guys. What's this about?
Obviously, Theodore's butt.
We told you we colored.
On my presentation boards?
You got me fired.
We didn't know.
- We're sorry, Dave.
- Oh, you're sorry? That's fantastic.
Sorry doesn't get my job back, now,
does it, Theodore?
Why are my clothes all over the place?
We used them to mop up the water.
Good idea, right?
Oh, my God. Theodore, did you just...?
It's a raisin, Dave.
Prove it.
Okay, you got me.
I wanna talk to all you guys.
Where's Alvin?
- Alvin?
- You owe me bigtime.
Alvin.
Come on. Come on.
There's this new thing.
It's called knocking.
- Get out.
- I'm waiting for the rinse cycle.
- Out.
- I'm taking a shower here.
You know,
if I made a list of my worst days ever...
...today would be at the top
of the list.
And it's still early.
Clam it, sudsy.
Okay. Guys, let me just put it
to you like this, okay?
I have no job, no career, my house
is always a mess. Thank you very much.
Hi, Dave. It's Claire Wilson calling.
And why did I just say my last name?
That was weird. I guess I'm just a little
nervous about coming over for dinner.
- Dinner.
- So, yeah. I'm gonna hang up now.
I'll be there at 7. Okay. Bye.
That's half an hour.
Who's Claire?
Claire is Dave's mate.
She is not my mate.
She's my ex-mate.
Okay. This is great.
Dave. Dave, relax.
You just go get the food.
We'll take care of the rest.
Why am I having a hard time
believing you?
That hurts, Dave. That really hurts.
- Yeah. We're all in this together, Dave.
- Like a family.
No. Not like a family.
Tick-tock, Dave. Better bust a move.
Right.
We also do offices
and recreational vehicles.
What's that smell?
It's your cologne.
What did you do?
Dump the entire bottle on the rug?
We call it scenting the area.
I gotta admit I'm surprised.
The place looks great.
Well, Dave, we chipmunks
are notoriously tidy.
Yeah, I see that.
- Those bread sticks smell great.
- Yeah.
So when's dinner?
Guys,
Элвин и бурундуки Элвин и бурундуки

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