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Один дома 2: Затерянный в Нью-Йорке

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Anyone seen my sun block?
What's the point of going to Florida
if you use sun block?
I don't care, I'm getting toasted.
Great. Now you can be a skag
with a darker shade of skin.
He's jealous because he can't tan.
His freckles just connect.
Hey, hey, easy on the fluids!
The rubber sheets are packed.
She wants "Ding."
HOST:
Behind "Ding" is 200 points!
All right!
That gives you 4700 points.
HOST ON RECORDER:
200 points! All right!
Honey, are you packed yet?
Yes.
Yes.
Everything I put out?
Yes.
Yes.
Oh, did you see what Grandma sent you?
Let me guess. Donald Duck slippers?
Close.
Inflatable clown to play with
in the pool.
How exciting.
Why Florida? There's no
Christmas trees in Florida.
What is it with Christmas trees?
How can you have Christmas
without a Christmas tree?
We'll find a nice fake silver one.
Or decorate a palm tree.
ANNOUNCER: Guests of Ding, Dang, Dong
stay at the world-renowned Plaza Hotel:
New York's most exciting
hotel experience.
For reservations, call toll-free,
1- 800-759...
- Where's the camcorder battery?
- I put it in the charger.
How's this?
Oh, much better.
Kevin, put your tie on. We'll be
late for the Christmas pageant.
It's in the bathroom. I can't go in.
Uncle Frank's taking a shower.
He says if I walk in there and see him
naked, I'd never feel like a real man.
Whatever that means.
I'm sure he was kidding.
Just run in and get your tie...
...get out, and don't look
at anything.
FRANK SINGS WITH RADIO:
Well
This cat they're talking about
I wonder who, could it be
'Cause I know I'm the heaviest cat
The heaviest cat you ever did see
When they see me
Walkin ' down the street
None of the fellas want to speak
Hey, hey, hey
On their faces they wear a silly smirk
'Cause they know
I'm the king
Of the cool jerks
Get out of here, you pervert,
or I'll slap you silly!
Oh, you're cooking, Frankie.
CHOIR: Christmas tree
My Christmas tree
Lit up like a star
When I see
My Christmas tree
Can loved ones be far
Christmas tree
I'm certain
Wherever I roam
Kevin's solo's coming up.
Tell Leslie.
Kevin's solo's coming up.
Tell Frank.
Okay. Frank.
Frank!
Christmastime means laughter
Toboggans in the snow
Caroling together
With faces aglow
Stockings on the mantel
A wreath on the door
And my merriest Christmas
Needs just one thing more
GIRL:
Christmas tree
My Christmas tree
(SCREAMING)
(SHOUTS)
Kevin!
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury...
...I'd like to apologize
for whatever displeasure...
...I might have caused you.
- What?
My prank was immature and ill-timed.
Immature or not, it was
pretty darn hilarious.
I also apologize to my brother.
Kevin.
I'm sorry.
KATE:
Oh, Muzz...
...that was very nice.
(CLAPPING)
Kevin, do you have something to say?
Meat that, you trout-sniffer.
I'm not sorry. I did it
because Muzz humiliated me.
He gets away with everything,
so I got him.
Since you stupidly
believe his lies...
...I don't care if your
Florida trip is wrecked.
Who wants to spend Christmas
in a tropical climate?
KATE:
Kevin!
You walk out,
you sleep on the 3rd floor.
Yeah, with me.
So, what else is new?
Don't wreck my trip.
Your dad's paying good money for it.
Wouldn't want to spoil your fun,
Mr. Cheapskate.
What a troubled young man.
They're all a bunch of jerks.
Hi.
Last time we tried to take a trip,
we had a problem just like this.
Yeah, with me getting crapped on.
I don't care for your choice of words.
That's not what happened.
Muzz apologized to you.
Yeah, then he called me
a trout-sniffer.
He didn't mean it.
He was just sucking up to you.
Okay, why don't you just sit up here
Один дома 2: Затерянный в Нью-Йорке Один дома 2: Затерянный в Нью-Йорке

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