Anyone seen my sun block? What's the point of going to Florida if you use sun block? I don't care, I'm getting toasted. Great. Now you can be a skag with a darker shade of skin. He's jealous because he can't tan. His freckles just connect. Hey, hey, easy on the fluids! The rubber sheets are packed. She wants "Ding." HOST: Behind "Ding" is 200 points! All right! That gives you 4700 points. HOST ON RECORDER: 200 points! All right! Honey, are you packed yet? Yes. Yes. Everything I put out? Yes. Yes. Oh, did you see what Grandma sent you? Let me guess. Donald Duck slippers? Close. Inflatable clown to play with in the pool. How exciting. Why Florida? There's no Christmas trees in Florida. What is it with Christmas trees? How can you have Christmas without a Christmas tree? We'll find a nice fake silver one. Or decorate a palm tree. ANNOUNCER: Guests of Ding, Dang, Dong stay at the world-renowned Plaza Hotel: New York's most exciting hotel experience. For reservations, call toll-free, 1- 800-759... - Where's the camcorder battery? - I put it in the charger. How's this? Oh, much better. Kevin, put your tie on. We'll be late for the Christmas pageant. It's in the bathroom. I can't go in. Uncle Frank's taking a shower. He says if I walk in there and see him naked, I'd never feel like a real man. Whatever that means. I'm sure he was kidding. Just run in and get your tie... ...get out, and don't look at anything. FRANK SINGS WITH RADIO: Well This cat they're talking about I wonder who, could it be 'Cause I know I'm the heaviest cat The heaviest cat you ever did see When they see me Walkin ' down the street None of the fellas want to speak Hey, hey, hey On their faces they wear a silly smirk 'Cause they know I'm the king Of the cool jerks Get out of here, you pervert, or I'll slap you silly! Oh, you're cooking, Frankie. CHOIR: Christmas tree My Christmas tree Lit up like a star When I see My Christmas tree Can loved ones be far Christmas tree I'm certain Wherever I roam Kevin's solo's coming up. Tell Leslie. Kevin's solo's coming up. Tell Frank. Okay. Frank. Frank! Christmastime means laughter Toboggans in the snow Caroling together With faces aglow Stockings on the mantel A wreath on the door And my merriest Christmas Needs just one thing more GIRL: Christmas tree My Christmas tree (SCREAMING) (SHOUTS) Kevin! Ladies and gentlemen of the jury... ...I'd like to apologize for whatever displeasure... ...I might have caused you. - What? My prank was immature and ill-timed. Immature or not, it was pretty darn hilarious. I also apologize to my brother. Kevin. I'm sorry. KATE: Oh, Muzz... ...that was very nice. (CLAPPING) Kevin, do you have something to say? Meat that, you trout-sniffer. I'm not sorry. I did it because Muzz humiliated me. He gets away with everything, so I got him. Since you stupidly believe his lies... ...I don't care if your Florida trip is wrecked. Who wants to spend Christmas in a tropical climate? KATE: Kevin! You walk out, you sleep on the 3rd floor. Yeah, with me. So, what else is new? Don't wreck my trip. Your dad's paying good money for it. Wouldn't want to spoil your fun, Mr. Cheapskate. What a troubled young man. They're all a bunch of jerks. Hi. Last time we tried to take a trip, we had a problem just like this. Yeah, with me getting crapped on. I don't care for your choice of words. That's not what happened. Muzz apologized to you. Yeah, then he called me a trout-sniffer. He didn't mean it. He was just sucking up to you. Okay, why don't you just sit up here ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Ух ты, говорящая рыба! на английском - текст С собой не унесешь на английском - текст Олигарх на английском - текст Зови меня Джинн на английском - текст Манекен на английском |