FIRST DANCE
AS MAN AND WIFE,
ALLEGRA AND ERIC
HAVE CHOSEN
THE LOVELY...
( singing love song )
PLEASE JOIN
OUR BRIDE AND GROOM
ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
( camera shutter clicks )
HOW YOU DOING
OVER THERE?
I'M OKAY.
- WANNA DANCE?
- REALLY?
IT'S A SLOW ONE.
( camera shutter clicks )
THANK YOU, GENTLEMEN.
OKAY, CORRADO.
( snoring )
- TAKING ANY MEDICATION?
- COUMADIN.
NOT BAD, CORRADO.
- YOU GOT A TREE OUTSIDE.
- DON'T BULLSHIT ME.
( whistle blowing )
DOCTOR WILL BE IN LATER
TO DO A THOROUGH ADMISSION.
SO, I'LL CHECK IN
WITH YOU AT THE END
OF THE WEEK.
YOU'RE GONNA GET THE HELP
YOU NEED HERE, CORRADO,
SO YOU CAN AID
IN YOUR OWN DEFENSE.
I DIDN'T SHOOT ANYBODY!
CORRADO, LOOK, I DON'T
KNOW YOU THAT WELL,
BUT YOU HAVE TO--
HE'S MY NEPHEW,
GOD DAMN IT. WHY WOULD
I SHOOT HIM? WHY?
THE GUN WAS
ON THE FRITZ.
I WANNA GO HOME.
- CORRADO, STOP IT.
- I WANNA GO HOME!
STOP.
YOU KNOW
THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE.
IF I DID IT,
THE FUCKING GUN
MALFUNCTIONED.
IT WAS OLD, OKAY?
I SHOULD HAVE CLEANED IT.
TRY TO GET SOME SLEEP.
YOU'LL FEEL BETTER
IN THE MORNING.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
AT THIS TIME
OUR LOVELY BRIDE WILL DANCE
WITH HER FATHER.
( crowd aahs )
( man singing
festive song )
THIS IS HOW IT WORKS,
I'M THINKING.
WE BRING SOMEBODY OVER
FROM NAPLES.
WHAT?
COMPLETELY INSULATE OURSELVES.
THEY DO RUSTY,
THEY'RE BACK ON A PLANE
OVER THE ATLANTIC
TWO HOURS LATER.
I DON'T KNOW, T.
YOU ASK ME, FARMING IT OUT
IS A PUSSY-ASS
MANEUVER.
EXCUSE ME?
TON', THE ROLLATINE!
HOLD ON.
IF WE'RE GONNA DO IT,
WE SHOULD DO IT OURSELVES,
MAINTAIN CONTROL.
BETTER YET, TELL NEW YORK
TO FUCKING HANDLE IT ALREADY.
JOHN JUST ASKED ME
SPECIFICALLY.
SO IT'S LIKE
THE MOVIE THEN.
- WHAT MOVIE?
- ONE. THAT YOU CAN'T
REFUSE A MAN'S REQUEST
- ON HIS DAUGHTER'S WEDDING DAY.
- NO, IT'S THE OTHER
WAY AROUND.
THAT I SHOULD BE ASKING
HIM FOR SOMETHING
HE CAN'T REFUSE.
- SO DID YOU?
- NO.
- YOU SHOULD ASK
NOT TO DO THIS.
- I ALREADY FUCKING AGREED.
LOOK, WE WANNA KEEP
HIM PLACATED, RIGHT?
I MEAN, THE SHIT WITH PHIL
AND HIS LITTLE BROTHER
AND THE PERPETUAL HARD-ON
HE'S STILL GOT WITH US.
I DON'T THINK
IT'S A GOOD IDEA.
WELL, I DIDN'T ASK YOU
WHAT YOU FUCKING THINK.
- COME ON.
- YOU'RE GOING ALREADY?
HE'S ALWAYS LIKE THIS
AT WEDDINGS.
YOU MAKE ME SOUND RUDE.
CRAB CAKES. I TOLD YOU
I DON'T FEEL GOOD.
THEY DON'T KEEP
IN THIS HEAT.
VITO, LET'S GO.
FRANCESCA, COME ON.
GOOD NIGHT.
( festive song playing )
JOHN, GONNA HAVE TO
WRAP THIS UP.
SIX HOURS YOU SAID.
I GOT TILL QUARTER
TILL 11:00.
THAT INCLUDES
TRANSPORTATION, SIR.
- YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
- I TRIED, JOHN.
THEY WON'T BUDGE.
CAN HE HAVE
SOME CAKE AT LEAST?
YOU CAN PACK SOME
TO TAKE WITH YOU,
IF YOU'D LIKE.
HEARTLESS PRICKS.
OUT FRONT IN 20.
( crowd cheering )
Woman:
HERE THEY COME!
THANK YOU, DADDY.
- I LOVE YOU, BABY.
- I LOVE YOU, TOO.
MOM!
YOU CAME THIS
CLOSE TO ALMOST
MAKING YOUR GOAL.
- HAVE A GREAT TIME, SWEETHEART.
- I'LL CALL YOU WHEN WE LAND.
BYE, GRANDPA.
SAY HI TO DON HO.
- I LOVE YOU.
- ( siren wails )
WHAT THE FUCK?!
- LET'S GO, JOHN.
- WHAT? WAIT A SECOND.
- LET'S GO.
- STAND BACK, PLEASE.
- CAN YOU LET MY DAUGHTER
LEAVE AT LEAST?
- DADDY, WHAT'S HAPPENING?
I WILL NOT ASK YOU AGAIN.
YOU MOTHERFUCKER.
- OH MY GOD.
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- GET YOUR HANDS OFF HIM.
- JESUS CHRIST! IS THAT
FUCKING NECESSARY?
STAND BACK.  NOW!
- ( crying )
- JOHN.
( whispers ) WAIT.
( gasping )
- ( thuds )
- MOM!
OH GOD.
OH GOD!
- Man: IS SHE ALL RIGHT?
- GINNY!
Woman:
OH MY GOD!
PUT HER HEAD BACK.
LET ME CHECK HER AIRWAY.
GO.
I'LL TELL YOU
ONE THING, AND I'M
NOT ASHAMED TO SAY IT,
MY ESTIMATION
OF JOHN SACRIMONI AS A MAN
JUST FUCKING PLUMMETED.
GIVE HIM A BREAK,
WILL YA?
IT'S AN EMOTIONAL DAY.
TO CRY LIKE A WOMAN?
IT'S A FUCKING DISGRACE.
HIS FUCKING COACH
TURNED