feel
my hair growing.
Hey, baby,
it's good dope.
No, it's not the dope.
It doesn't affect me.
Explain that.
Drink up, Cliff.
A new way of
looking at things, huh?
I guess so.
You're a marvelous...
You're a marvelous group.
Are we?
Very perceptive.
Thank you.
Welcome home.
Wow, look at this place!
It's positively vulgar!
You must be so
incredibly rich!
Look, your art collection,
it's on the...
Oh, I... You purposely...
Because... Chicago!
Your kind of town.
Yes!
Where am I?
You're right here.
Where's here?
Well, here is
where it's at.
Now, come on,
don't give me any of that
freshman philosophy crap.
I'm talking
existential being.
Well, of course you are,
gorgeous.
You're very pretty,
like a bright little bug.
A dragon!
Say, Boss, check it out.
You got my man
over here tripping.
Dude is tripping.
What'd you give...
Stay down at the front,
with the car.
Say what?
I thought you said I could take
the rest of the night off, man.
Sure, but in the car.
Oh!
Look, what utterly
tasteless furnishings.
Cliff.
So, you're in
the entertainment business.
Well, you could call us
public servants.
Don't we look it?
You know, I think
Cliffie is a little tense.
Uh, perhaps a hot bath?
Oh, yeah.
No, no, I don't
think it's tension,
I... I think it's more fatigue.
I... I really should be going.
It's... It's far past my usual
bedtime.
And let's just
say I'm... I'm not tense.
Yes, you are. I can feel
it, Cliff, right up in there.
My lattisimus dorsi,
you're so right.
It's only natural
on a night
that could
change your life.
Ah, nothing's gonna
change my life.
My life is set.
What could possibly happen?
How'd you like to
come into this business?
The entertainment business?
Exactly.
All I wanna do is
share my good fortune,
my... my involvement
with other people,
my world.
Oh, I...
I don't know.
See, I have a business,
I teach comparative literature
at Monroe College.
I'm a full
assistant professor now.
My father is
chancellor of the college.
I... I... I'm committed.
Think about it, Cliffie.
Just think about it.
Your own business.
Your piece of
the American dream.
A nice company pad,
the best employee roster
this side of heaven.
Thelma, Karen,
Monica, Jasmine.
Now, that's
entertainment.
And they'd all be
working for you.
All for you.
It's all very sudden...
I have responsibilities...
I... I... I...
Well...
Soak!
Think about it.
Relax.
Enjoy.
Oh, yeah!
Yeah!
Oh!
ETA to splashdown:
Two seconds!
You dark,
burnished thing, you!
Oh, you beauties!
Ooh! Your legs are so
muscular for a teacher.
Do you exercise?
Yeah, as a teacher,
I stand a lot.
Listen, sweetheart,
do you think we can use
battery-operated
devices under water?
Yes! Use them.
I'm gonna show
you how to play
"find the gunboat. "
This is the best time
I've ever had
in my entire life!
Do you hear me, world?
My entire life!
You gonna make it, man?
Yeah, yeah, thank you,
I think so.
Thank you, thank you.
Take care, my brother.
Hello, Son.
Hello, Father.
That's a late night.
I guess, a little.
Good morning, Clifford.
Breakfast anyone?
No, none for me.
Oh, of course not.
You're probably gonna
starve yourself to death.
What makes you think
that I'd take my own life?
Oh, I was speaking
figuratively, dear.
But these
financial statements...
Clifford, cash
your paycheck quickly.
Margaret! Mar... Mar...
Would you please excuse me?
That is private business
between the trustees and me.
Forget it,
everything's peachy...
Harmon Rousehorn,
I'm gonna call him
and tell him to
cancel his visit.
We don't need
his endowment check.
Don't you dare.
My God!
Oh! Honestly, some people
just can't take a joke.
I'm gonna water
my begonias.
Well, I would prefer
for you to hear it from me.
But without the
Rousehorn endowment check
this college can't even meet
its current payroll.
But we are getting the check.
I mean, Rousehorn's coming