I'm going out
with a girl tonight.
She's beautiful and everyone's in love
with her and she's going out with me.
Get it? See, in the eyes of most people
around here, I'm nothing.
And so I don't start agreeing with them,
I'm gonna go through with this date.
I want to show this girl
that I'm as good as anybody else.
You're going to impress her with
money? Think that's the solution?
Dad, didn't you have guys
at your school that didn't fit in?
Yeah, of course.
Well, I'm one of those guys.
I thought things were going OK.
Yeah. I like art. I work in a gas station.
My best friend's a tomboy.
That doesn't fly well in high school.
- I didn't know.
- How could you? You're my father.
How could you blow all that money?
There's a good reason.
You've just got to trust me.
Trust you? There's a limit.
How can you put a limit on trust?
Do you know any father
who'd let his kid do this?
- No.
- So why should I go along with it?
Because you believe in me.
Listen, I'm gonna replace the money.
You know I will. I'm not stupid.
I didn't work all this time just to throw
everything away without thinking.
- I know what I'm doing.
- You sure?
Yeah.
OK.
But I'm still gonna ride your ass
about college. I'm not giving up.
All right.
I've said my piece.
- Do me a favour.
- Sure.
- Stop calling me Clifford.
- No problem.
Hi.
Stop sneaking around,
listening at people's doors.
- Me?
- Yeah, you.
Dad, I just came up to tell Keith that
Watts is downstairs waiting for him.
Don't get in his way.
- Did he go apeshit?
- No.
- Laura, I'm in a hurry...
- I came up to wish you luck tonight.
- My friends are crossing their fingers.
- Thank you.
He really didn't go apeshit?
He's probably saving it for me.
- You want me to lock up for you?
- Please.
- Give me a break. Look at us.
- You look tremendous.
Too bad my grandmother bit the dust.
She'd be proud I'm wearing a bra.
Go get your scag and let's roll.
- Mom, it's for me.
- What time will you be home?
- Early.
- Tell Hardy hello for us.
- OK. Bye.
- Bye.
- Hi.
- Hi. You look different.
- Than what?
- Than before.
- I'm wearing a suit.
- Oh. So...
- Are you ready?
- Yeah, I'm standing in an open door.
- Let's go.
- All right.
Wow! Check that out. Did you steal it?
I borrowed it. I figured your ass
was too precious for vinyl.
You're right.
What?
Thank you.
Do you always bring an extra girl?
I like to cover my bets.
That's very cute.
I have to remember that.
I'm gonna love this one,
I can feel it already.
Is it moving?
What is it?
It's Beluga caviar.
It's the most expensive caviar
you can buy.
You're an uptown girl.
You should know this.
Look, how this happened
is as much a mystery as it is to you.
I'm not thrilled, either, so why don't
you just stop giving me attitude?
- I'm giving you attitude?
- Yeah.
That he-man power play about how I
have to ask my friends for permission.
I didn't appreciate it.
Well, it's true, isn't it?
- At least I have friends.
- Are you sure?
Look, do you want to end this now?
No. Hey, relax. Calm down. Please.
We ordered. I don't want to end it.
Enjoy the atmosphere.
Pretend I'm dead.
I wish.
Throw it out, dice coming out.
Makes the point, the point is ten.
One-time bet. One-time bet only.
- I'll give you five to one.
- Five to one? Seven to one.
- Do I look like the Sahara?
- Do I look Italian?
I don't need this.
- Sit. Conference. What do you say?
- No way.
To win big you gotta do what?
Lose big. What are we doing now?
- Losing big.
- Double nickels, ten the hard way.
No!
Mess with the bull, you get the horns!
Bon appйtit.
Very uptown.
- Hey, you're smiling.
- I'm sorry.
No, don't apologise.
You have a lovely smile.
You should smile more often.
OK. Whenever I try not to smile,
I smile more.
- I gave him ten.
- One buck.
No, I got it. Sorry I wasn't
more on the ball. I was comatose.
- I brought you something to eat.
- A gift? For me?
-