is one of the 7 deadly dwarfs. Alf, i'd like those footprints cleaned up tomorrow. Thy will be done. Thank you. It's good to have him back. Amen to that. Come on, kids. Good night, alf. See you in the morning. I want you both to know i'm not upset, anymore, That you kept your marriage a secret. In fact, i have a secret i haven't told you. Willie's mother wears a wig. Captions performed by captions, inc.Los angeles, ca Captions copyrighted by alien productions. All rights reserved.With this remote control, You punch in your code numbers. Then the people log records who is watching what. From this data, we determine our ratings. [ Crash ] Cat. [ Crash ] Big cat. [ Crash ] Dead cat. Well, if you have any questions, Just call the office And ask for louie. I thought your name was ron. It is. Is he gone ? Yes, he -- What were you doing in there ? Looking for tomato paste. I broke a tomato. What's that ? A hookup for the shopping network ? It's a people log. We're a thompson family. You're changing your name to thompson ? I just learned how to spell "tanner." We're not changing our name. This is a thompson people-Log. It measures what we watch on tv. Great !Now i'll finally find out who's taller -- Me or michael j. Fox. ** Every time we watch tv, We have to log in. Does everybody know their code numbers ? 3. 2. 4. 1. Wrong. 12. Wrong again. If you make me guess every number there is, We could be here for hours. That's not the point. What kate is trying to say -- I know what kate is trying to say ! I'm an alien; not a foreigner. If i can't have a number -- Give me a letter. N.O. That's 2 letters. Try to understand, The operative word in "people log" ... Is "people." One of which, you are ... Not ... one. That's cruel. Not to mention, poorly constructed grammar. We just don't think that the ratings people ... Are interested in ... Viewers from outer space. In other words, the operative word in "thompson family" ... Is "family." One of which, i am not ... Part of ... This one. You're one of the family, alf. Sure -- Like arnold schwarzenegger is one of the kennedys. Why can't alf have a number. He watches tv all the time. The man did say that everyone who watches should log in. See -- They're on my side. Maybe alf should have a number. We do have a responsibility ... To give them accurate data. Yeah, and i love pushing these little silver buttons. Coming up next -- "The macneil- Lehrer report." But first -- Weather maps of developing nations. Why aren't we watching "the love connection" ? We're waiting for the "macneil-Lehrer report." Well, la-Dee-Dah. [ Tv ] meanwhile in pakistan ... I thought the popcorn popper was broken. It is.I used the curling iron. I won't ask how you melted the butter. Hot comb. I thought the point of this ratings hoo-Hah ... Was to find out what people really watch. We really watch macneil & lehrer. Oh, yeah ? Describe them to me. Well ... They wear neckties ... And they speak in well-Modulated voices. [ Knock at door ] yo, tanners, it's me, trevor. Speaking of "well-Modulated voices" ... Just a minute, trevor. Alf, go into the kitchen. "Go into the kitchen" -- As a woman, you should be sensitive ... To the demeaning undertones in that remark. Now ! You're betraying your sisters. How's it going ? Hi, kate. Hey -- Is this a thing to steal cable ? Of course not. We've become a tv-Ratings family. No kidding ? That figures. You got 2 adults, You got 2 kids, and your cat. You've got your average height. You're the typical american family. Too bad this rating stuff's a crock. Why do you say that ? Because the best programs always come in last. Case in point -- "Polka jamboree." It's like a slavic "soul ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Перестройка на английском - текст Гостья из будущего на английском - текст История о плавучей траве на английском - текст Золотой мальчик на английском - текст Одинокий волк Маккуэйд на английском |