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is one
of the 7 deadly dwarfs.
Alf, i'd like those
footprints cleaned
up tomorrow.
Thy will be done.
Thank you.
It's good to
have him back.
Amen to
that.
Come on,
kids.
Good night, alf.
See you in the morning.
I want you both to know
i'm not upset, anymore,
That you kept your
marriage a secret.
In fact, i have a secret
i haven't told you.
Willie's mother
wears a wig.
Captions performed by
captions, inc.Los angeles, ca
Captions copyrighted
by alien productions.
All rights reserved.With this
remote control,
You punch in
your code numbers.
Then the people log
records who is
watching what.
From this data,
we determine our
ratings.
[ Crash ]
Cat.
[ Crash ]
Big cat.
[ Crash ]
Dead cat.
Well, if you
have any questions,
Just call the office
And ask for louie.
I thought your
name was ron.
It is.
Is he gone ?
Yes, he --
What were you doing
in there ?
Looking for tomato paste.
I broke a tomato.
What's that ?
A hookup for
the shopping
network ?
It's a
people log.
We're a
thompson family.
You're changing your
name to thompson ?
I just learned how
to spell "tanner."
We're not
changing our name.
This is a
thompson
people-Log.
It measures what
we watch on tv.
Great !Now i'll finally
find out who's taller --
Me or michael j. Fox.
**
Every time
we watch tv,
We have
to log in.
Does everybody know
their code numbers ?
3.
2.
4.
1.
Wrong.
12.
Wrong
again.
If you make me guess
every number there is,
We could be here
for hours.
That's not
the point.
What kate is
trying to say --
I know what kate
is trying to say !
I'm an alien;
not a foreigner.
If i can't have a number --
Give me a letter.
N.O.
That's 2 letters.
Try to understand,
The operative word
in "people log" ...
Is "people."
One of which,
you are ...
Not ... one.
That's cruel.
Not to mention,
poorly constructed grammar.
We just don't think
that the ratings people ...
Are interested in ...
Viewers from
outer space.
In other words, the operative
word in "thompson family" ...
Is "family."
One of which,
i am not ...
Part of ...
This one.
You're one of
the family, alf.
Sure --
Like arnold schwarzenegger
is one of the kennedys.
Why can't alf
have a number.
He watches tv
all the time.
The man did say that
everyone who watches
should log in.
See --
They're on my side.
Maybe alf should
have a number.
We do have a
responsibility ...
To give them
accurate data.
Yeah, and i love pushing
these little silver buttons.
Coming up next --
"The macneil-
Lehrer report."
But first --
Weather maps of
developing nations.
Why aren't we watching
"the love connection" ?
We're waiting for the
"macneil-Lehrer report."
Well, la-Dee-Dah.
[ Tv ]
meanwhile in
pakistan ...
I thought the
popcorn popper
was broken.
It is.I used
the curling iron.
I won't ask how you
melted the butter.
Hot comb.
I thought the point of
this ratings hoo-Hah ...
Was to find out what
people really watch.
We really watch
macneil & lehrer.
Oh, yeah ?
Describe them to me.
Well ...
They wear
neckties ...
And they speak in
well-Modulated voices.
[ Knock at door ]
yo, tanners,
it's me, trevor.
Speaking of
"well-Modulated
voices" ...
Just a minute,
trevor.
Alf, go into
the kitchen.
"Go into the
kitchen" --
As a woman, you
should be sensitive ...
To the demeaning
undertones in that remark.
Now !
You're betraying
your sisters.
How's it
going ?
Hi, kate.
Hey --
Is this a thing
to steal cable ?
Of course not.
We've become a
tv-Ratings family.
No kidding ?
That figures.
You got 2 adults,
You got 2 kids,
and your cat.
You've got your
average height.
You're the typical
american family.
Too bad this
rating stuff's a crock.
Why do you
say that ?
Because the best programs
always come in last.
Case in point --
"Polka jamboree."
It's like a
slavic "soul
Альф Альф

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