What are you doing? Dad said I was family videographer. I'm documenting ourjourney. We're not going on a journey, Sara. We're going on a very long drive. Nuh-uh. Dad said we're taking a journey. Does the RV have a power port for my laptop? We're on a budget, and the economy model RV might not even have a toilet, but I'm sure it has a cigarette lighter. Power port, Mom. We don't say cigarette lighter anymore. We also don't walk around with a milk moustache... no matter how much it accentuates our booger-nose. Sorry. I'm too excited about our trip. Mom, Dad has been quoted as saying this is gonna be the funnest vacation ever. Can we get your reaction? Driving across country to a family reunion, cooking, cleaning, organizing and budgeting is not fun and not a vacation. Yet, it's what I do with my free time. Oh, no! Ew! No, please. Thank you. No! Not my gnomes! He got the biggest one they had. Now, this... is camping! Dad, it is so cool! You like it? Go check it out. You think that's cool? Wait till your friends drive by pointing and laughing at you. Then we'll see how cool you think it is. Brennan. Maybe one of them had just told a joke. Did you consider that? Yeah. The joke was, "Look, everybody, Brennan Newton's going on a vacation with his family in a bus. " God, how lame is that? Even Jessica Donnelly saw me. Hey, Brenn, your friends are all probably gonna stay in hotels this summer. We're gonna sleep beside pristine lakes in the great outdoors. And the beauty of it is, this rig has everything! So you'll never even know you left home. That's just it, Dad. It's home, but smaller for two weeks. I don't even wanna go on this stupid trip anyway. - I didn't budget for this, Richard. - I know, I know. Just look. Come on. Just look. I need a new tape. Okay. Just look. We can't afford this, Richard. No way! Is that a DVD player? Yep, and a fridge/freezer, tub/ shower, blender/food processor, power ports for Sara's computer, and check this out. Instant hydraulic emergency brake. You touch that baby, and this coach comes to a total standstill in half a second. And what, we go sailing through the front window? Spring action shoulder strap seat belts, honey. It doesn't get any safer. Oh. You don't have to worry about scrubbing it top to bottom. It's brand new. We're the first renters. Very, very funny. How much? Oh, uh, I don't know. I'd have to look at the rental agreement, but just think how much we'll be saving... in restaurants, hotels, room service, room service tips. Exactly how much is this dream house on wheels costing us? Oh, Richard, that's twice what we planned to spend. A little more, actually, with insurance. Oh, right. Beth, I'm sorry. I couldn't help myself. I wanna relive one of the great experiences of my childhood with my family. Uh, well, speaking of family, your brother George called from Europe. Huh! Let me guess. He said they're not gonna make it to the reunion. No, they're gonna make it, but they wanted us to bring something there for them. It's gonna be delivered this morning. What? I couldn't hear what it was. It was a cell phone. You know, bad connection. Huh. Hey, you see there? The extra storage capacity is already saving us headaches. You're pushing it, Richard. Hi. Yeah, uh, we would like to purchase... a DVD copy of The Shakiest Gun in the West, please. Are you familiar with that title? 1967, written by James Fritzell and Everett Greenbaum. Genre: comedy/western. Directed by Alan Rafkin. Starring Pat Morita as Wong, Jackie Coogan as Basch, Barbara Rhodes as Penelope Cushings... and, of course, Don Knotts as Jesse W. Heywood. That Shakiest Gun in the West? Yes, that's the one. One copy, please. We're sold out. Excuse me. That's nasty. This is way out of control. It's too complicated. I said let's steal the operating system and deliver it in person, but you ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Последняя Ночь на английском - текст Братья и сёстры семьи Тода на английском - текст Перегон на английском - текст Легион на английском - текст Танец льва на английском |