StudiosMOSFILM Studios ZHANR Film Studio GOSKINO of Russia ROSNEFTEEXPORT present a Vladimir MENSHOV film THE ENVY OF GODS - Good evening. - Good evening, comrades. Today's meeting at the CPSU Central Committee... Vera ALENTOVA Anatoly LOBOTSKY Alexander FEKLISTOV With Gerard DEPARDIEU as a guest star Written by Marina MAREYEVA Vladimir MENSHOV Director of Photography Vadim ALISOV Production Designer Valery FILIPPOV Music by Victor LEBEDEV - What else is there? - The Bolshoi in Mordovia. Forget the Bolshoi. Scrap culture. Now then, Nina. Executive Producer Natalya POPOVA General Producers Alexander LITVINOV Vladimir MENSHOV Weather forecast... Tomorrow, August 22d, in the Maritime territory... What? Something wrong? It'll be warm in the Urals, above zero Celsius. Tomorrow's temperatures in Moscow are 21-23 above zero. You nuts, Sonya? It's live! Big thanks everybody. Now clean exit. What's up, Sonya? Not the text, is it? Sonya, what happened? Incredible! It appears that today is the 21 st. 21st of August, 1983. Moscow. I want to ask you something. Fuck them. It's OK 5 minutes, then they start jamming. Here's a good one. Our Jew emigrated to Israel. He comes to a cafe and asks for a tea and Pravda issue. The waiter says: "How many times shall I tell you: there is no Soviet government over here." - "Go on, keep telling me this." Here's another one. 6 AM. Two guys in an empty metro car. One opens a newspaper. The second guy sitting opposite him sees a large picture in a black frame and what looks like an obituary. He casts a hopeful glance at the newspaper guy, who says; - "Not him." Funny. - I wonder who makes'em up. Stop smoking, guys. Let's go. - My, whiskey! Shoot. - You bet. Let's have a shot while the girls... Hey, alkies, couldn't you wait for snacks? Knock it off. Here's writing a report for the general secretary to this accompaniment. And she calls it a report. Three pars on public education. I'm not an analyst, am I? But it gave you access to the Kremlin cafeteria. Guess what, guys. I was there yesterday and made a copy of their menu. 24 appetizers! Red caviar. Guess how much? - 1.5 rubles. - 35 kopeks. - Guess how much is sturgeon? 18 kopeks. - Parasites! Trout with mushroom sauce, 55 kopeks. Yeah, everything for the benefit of man. And I know the man's name. - Don't say it. - Back in Paris I have... Those Kremlin dotards are snug as a bug in the rug. They've arranged communism for themselves. Guys with the right ideas would never its way there. You met with that guy in Leningrad. Oh, Anatoly Chubais... It's a group of young economists. Hold it. I want to tell you about Paris. 400 brands of cheese in an ordinary supermarket! - How many? - 400! Didn't you bring some? I just got enough money to buy my wife a dress. - From Paris? - Let's see it. Right. From Paris. We've been taken to the Tati shop. - Here's to our reunion. What? - Hold it. Aren't you glad to see us? There's a more appropriate occasion. - I wonder. - I'm scared. - What's the day today? - August 21. - So? - Blackjack. The 21 st...Night...Monday... The city skyline at night... Your wedding anniversary! Dammit! Exactly. Our wedding anniversary? Gee, twenty years! Twenty years? Forgive me, Sonya. You are forgiven, because I forgot about it too. Let's light candles. Take the seats for which you bought the tickets. Some VCR! Serge, when'll you get us one? Wait till I get my emoluments. They're putting out my book "Normandie-Nieman" in France. Congratulations. They might lavish some 40 francs on you and our dear country'll pocket the rest. - As usual. - Is this your Brando? I hear translators hold their nose with clothes-pegs for the KGB not to figure them out by their voice. ... in the film "The Last Tango in Paris". How do you do, Kaleriya Georgievna. Our neighbor Kaleriya is standing there with a big
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