Morning.
- How you feeling?
- I've seen better days.
- Where's Ben?
- Outside somewhere.
Hey. You shouldn't be drinking, you know.
Yeah, I know.
You always this friendly, huh?
Listen, kid. I know you don't like me.
Well, I don't like you.
I know you don't wanna be here and I
don't want you to be here, so let's let it go.
Fine.
Ow! Dammit!
Here.
- What the hell is it?
- It happens to be an omelette.
I thought maybe you'd like something
for breakfast besides Jack Daniel's.
Jesus. If I was going to eat anything,
it wouldn't be that garbage.
Fine, dog-snot. Don't eat it.
Wear it!
You know, Murphy,
you have always been a stupid jerk,
but this time
you are a particular kind of stupid jerk.
- What the hell are you talking about?
- She just took off.
It's fine by me.
Murphy.
You're gonna need a gun, man.
- This gun looks familiar.
- It should be.
It's my old backup piece
and it saved my butt, man.
Maybe it can take care of yours.
Chances are I will need it.
No, you just get the bastard
that framed you.
Take care, old friend.
Murph?
McGee?
Ugh!
- Hey!
- Why don't you just go away?
You're a jinx. Every time
you show up in my life, things go wrong.
First I get arrested,
then I get railroaded into this jailbreak.
Why don't you just go away before
an aeroplane falls on me or something?
I'm sorry. You're not a bad guy for a cop.
It's just that I don't wanna get involved
in your problems. I got enough of my own.
And don't worry. When I turn myself in
I won't tell the cops where you are.
Thanks. Now get in.
Get in.
I must have boogers for brains.
What the hell am I doing here?
- Hey, pull over. I'm hungry.
- I'm not.
Look, whisky-breath. Maybe all you need
is a bottle. I want food.
You better take a look at this.
Terrific, huh?
They think I'm your accomplice.
He was a pretty nice old guy, huh?
God, who would have killed him?
The same son of a bitch
who killed my ex-wife.
- Frank Vincenzo.
- Jesus.
Don't you ever make any friends?
- We're gonna split. Go.
- Forget it, dog-piss!
The only way I get off the hook is if
you do, cos the cops are looking for me.
So from now on, pal, where you go, I go.
You stay with me, you do what I tell you.
Do you hear?
- How are you, Judge Kellerman?
- Fine, thank you.
The chef recommends you try
the breast of quail
stuffed with fresh dates,
covered with raspberry vinegar sauce
- and sprinkled with roasted hazelnuts.
- Sounds good.
- And a bottle of Veuve Clicquot.
- Certainly.
Excuse me.
I know this is gonna sound very corny,
but have we ever met?
- I don't know. Have we?
- You seem so familiar to me.
I was about to have dessert.
Would you join me?
I'd like that very much.
- Doesn't that feel good?
- Oh, it feels wonderful!
- That feels so good!
- How long's it been...
Well, I must say no one since you've
given me a bath has ever given me a bath.
Oh, come, now! Certainly
someone's given you a bath before.
Ooh, are you ticklish!
Ooh, tickle!
Right. I'll get back to you.
Hi, guys. I don't mean to bother you,
but I got a flat tyre out there
and I was wondering
if you could help me fix it.
- I'm freezing.
- Come on inside.
Jack, you wanna fix the lady's tyre? OK?
The spare's in the back.
Well.
Nice place you got here.
Bet you a lot of important people live here.
A few.
Bet you none of 'em
are as good-looking as you are.
Any of these apartments empty?
We got a couple.
Why don't we go upstairs
and take a look, huh?
I bet the view is fantastic.
Hey, Jack, I'm gonna take a little break.
Be back in about 20 minutes.
Nice bed!
You know what? Pink really gets me hot.
Yeah? Me too.
You know what?
I've never felt anything so small.
- Agh!
- Murphy! Where the hell are you?
- What took you so long?
- I didn't want to interrupt love in bloom.
Pepe's Pizza!
You never had a piece like this!
- Hi. $9.75.
- Nobody up here ordered pizza.
- Some guy named Guido.
- You made a mistake.