get munk'd with the Munks Get munk'd with the Chipmunk rugrats Come and get munk'd with the Munks Stop, stop. Come on, guys. We need more energy, okay? We need more dry ice. We need more, you know, wow. All right? We're the Chipmunks, for crying out loud. This is absurd. I feel like P. Diddy with fur. And to be honest, the new songs don't really sound like us. Well, you know what I think? I think the new direction is perfect, you know. It's all about today's edge. Dave always said it was all about the music. ''Dave always said....'' You know what? Dave, Dave, Dave. Dave is not here, okay? It's me. It's fun Uncle Ian, all right? Okay? What are you--? What are you gonna say? What's your name? -Taffy. -Taffy? What kind of name is Taffy? What do you do? -Choreography. -I don't know what ''choreography'' is. -What is that? -It's dance. Oh, is it dancing? Well, next time say, you know, ''I'm the dance guy--'' Hello? Who? Dave Seville. Name rings a bell. A dead... ...broken bell. -Just let me talk to the guys. -I don't think that's such a good idea. The boys are still stinging a little bit from you kicking them out. -That's not what happened. -Denial. So, what's this I hear about a European tour? You're taking them away for six months? No, 12 actually. If we can get China to go chipmunk. Twelve? Look, I just wanted to say hi. See how they're doing. They're doing great. They're loving life. Living large. Face it, Dave. They've moved on. -They're happy now. -Look, Ian, I wanna talk to them. Put them on the phone. Yeah, I don't think that's gonna happen, Dave. Got a world tour, gonna start tomorrow. And these guys don't need the extra pressure. -We'll send you a postcard. -Ian, you can't do this. They're not ready for something like that. They're just kids. -I'm gonna see them. -Look, Dave, I'm-- Wait. -Ian? -Yeah? What? -Ian. -I can't-- Ian... ...was that Dave? Yes. Yes, it was. He wanted me to let you know he's great and he's happy. He's really, really happy. So.... All right. And is he coming to the show? You know what? I sent him tickets. And here's the thing, he sent them back. Yeah, I know. I guess he's busy, you know. Got better things to do. Hey, come on. What's with the long furry faces? We're gonna have fun. We're gonna have a big show. I'll tell you what, you guys like deep-tissue massage? All right? I know a guy. Let me call my guy. I'll get on that. Hey, captain, come here. Listen. Dave Seville. Learn the name, look for the face. If he shows up tomorrow night, he doesn't get near my chipmunks. -Got it? Okay. -Got it. Uncle Ian? -What are you doing here? -Can I sleep with you? I had a nightmare. Oh, you had a nightmare? I had a nightmare too. In my nightmare... ...I had to put together 37 dates in 42 days, in 16 different countries. And I had to coordinate 121 different radio and print interviews... ...in five different languages. But you know what, Theo? The only difference is... ...in my nightmare, when I open my eyes, it doesn't end. So is that a no? Guys... ...I wanna go home. What do you mean? You are home. No, I mean, ''home'' home. You know, with Dave. But, Theodore, come on. Wake up and smell the toffee. Dave doesn't even want us. He doesn't care enough to even come to our show. Here's Julianne Reynolds with today's entertainment news. Too tired to rock? The Chipmunks might be. Rumor of exhaustion and voice strain are swirling around the singing sensation. Is it because of toaster waffle overload? Or a rigorous tour schedule? It's hard to say. But manager-producer Ian Hawke has assured Fox... ...the trio will make their first stop tonight... ...on their highly anticipated world tour at the Orpheum Theatre in Los Angeles. That's it. Okay. You three sound like you've ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Заклятие долины Змей на английском - текст Посылка с Марса на английском - текст Никто не идеален на английском - текст Преданный садовник на английском - текст Ежик в тумане на английском |