in to my...
What? Did I... Darn it! Darn it to heck!
- What's wrong?
- Girls, I apologize,
but I seem to have left my keys
back in my office.
What if one of you were
to shoot through that mail slot
and open it up from the inside, huh?
I'll do it.
I'm stuck!
All right, I got you. I got you.
Not so hard!
Might want to lay off the nuts.
All right, how about you, Glasses?
You're in better shape. Wanna go?
I'm not that great at things like this.
I got it!
Yes!
- Impressive!
- Nice!
- Gee willikers! Stripes!
- Snazzy!
- Circles!
- This is the best tree house ever!
- A red piano!
- Brit.
Is this a dream? Somebody pinch me.
This is way better than a tree.
I just adore a penthouse view.
Nice one, Hawke.
- Yeah? You like it?
- Do I?
- I live here.
- It's so beautiful!
Yeah.
Last time we visited Meerkat Manor,
a rival group called the Commandos
was making large inroads
into the Whiskers' territory.
Toby! I thought Alvin was messy.
This is literally disgusting.
I feel like I'm living in a dumpster.
Simon, it's Meerkat Manor.
Watch with me.
You know, you're right. You're right.
I just need to relax.
Maybe that'll ease my nerves a little.
What is this? What...
You've got to be joking.
A taco? In a blanket? Toby!
Ladies and gentlemen,
going for his turkey, it's the Tobester.
Come on, baby!
Yes!
Yes!
No problem. Watch and learn, my friends.
Well, it looks like it's time
to play my secondfavorite game.
Hide the Broken TV from Dave.
You wanna play?
- No!
- Go easy on him, taco boy.
This day's been bad enough already.
I think I see what's going on.
You guys have been having
some problems at school?
No. Not really. Unless you consider
getting your head dumped
into a public toilet a problem.
Swirlies are the worst.
At least that's what I've heard.
Because there's no way that I could
possibly know that on a personal level.
Toby, what was school like for you?
Toby? Toby?
- Toby? Toby!
- What?
What was school like for me?
In a word, awesome.
But, you know, that's 'cause
I was, like, extremely popular.
Is that why you still live
with your grandma?
And refer to yourself as "the Tobester"?
And go "pyu-pyu-pyu" all day?
Bedtime!
Alvin?
Alvin, wake up and turn off the alarm!
Alvin! Alvin, I'm not kidding!
I'm not kidding, buddy. Turn it off!
Guys! Guys...
Boys, this isn't funny.
Hello. Humane Society? Yes. I need help.
A man is after us.
He wants to take us to a terrible place.
- School!
- Out!
- Have a heart, huh?
- Have a heart?
Dave wants you to go to school,
so you're going.
Yeah, well, don't worry about
picking us up at 3:00, Toby.
We'll get a ride. In a hearse!
Guys, guys, come on. Look, trust me.
The second day
is never as bad as the first.
Glasses! Glasses! You wouldn't hit
a guy with glasses, would you?
You're out, man!
Right in the pancreas.
- Call the nurse.
- Out! Out! You're out.
Come on, Alvin! Remember your five D's!
Dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge!
- Move!
- You're next, fur ball.
You talking to me? You talking to me?
I'm the only one here,
so you must be talking to me.
- Yeah! Got him!
- Did you see that?
Unbelievable. He caught it.
You're out, man.
And thefat lady, she's a-singing.
- Dude's got hands.
- I think they're paws, actually.
Whatever. We can definitely use him
on the team.
Hey, fur ball! How would you like
a spot on the football team?
Football?
I gotta say, you're good. I'm gonna
let you hang out with us at lunch.
- That is, if you wanna be on the team.
- Interesting proposition.
- Alvin?
- Let me get back to you on that.
This is a one-time offer.
Don't take too long to think it over.
Right! Like I would ditch my brothers
just to become the first chipmunk ever
to play on an actual varsity football team.
Fat chance!
The stadium is pandemonium!
It's fourth and goal. It's up! It's up!
And he catches it! The crowd goes crazy!
Hey!
- Me?
- Alvin! Alvin!