really, really need
to focus right now
because I am one knockout
away from a heavyweight title.
Ooh, can we play as well?
Uh... You know, I don't
wanna hurt your feelings,
but I also don't wanna see
anybody get hurt,
and there are gonna be
fists of fury a-flying.
We can play Monopoly. We play
Monopoly with Dave all the time.
Do you? That sounds fun, and
we should do that sometime,
but right now I gotta get back
to floating like a butterfly
and stinging like a bee.
So...
Hey, Tom-bo,
you still there, buddy?
Who needs Toby,
Theodore? You got us!
Yeah, who needs Toby?
Boys, right this way.
Whoa!
I'm gonna puke!
Do you know what Dave would
say if he were here right now?
Alvin!
Alvin!
Not bad. But I think it needs
to come more from the belly.
Alvin!
Alvin!
Oh! Phone. Get it together.
Yee-haw!
Shh, shh, shh! Be cool.
Hello?
Yes?
Boys, it's me.
Dave!
Dave? As in, "Dave"?
Well, I guess since you
answered the phone,
you haven't burned
down the house yet.
Have a little
Faith, Dave.
Yeah. Mayday!
What was that?
Don't stress him out.
Uh, that was
Aunt Jackie. Yeah.
She's making us
a zesty five-course meal.
Really?
Well, can I talk to her?
She's practicing
her pole dancing.
Pole dancing?
What happened to making
dinner? Guys, what's going on?
Gotta go, Dave.
Alvin, I'm not kidding.
Feel better.
Alvin!
Yep. Nobody does
that better than him.
Toby? Toby, wake up.
Huh?
Oh, sorry.
Huh? No, that's...
That's okay. What is it?
I had a nightmare.
Oh, the nightmares. I hate
the nightmares. What was it?
I dreamt we didn't
have a family anymore.
Oh, Theodore. Theodore,
that couldn't happen.
No, you guys are tight.
Nothing could ever separate you.
Unless, like, an eagle swooped down
from the sky and was like, caw-caw!
What?
And grabbed you and...
Which... Which couldn't happen,
ever. So why would you...
Why would you ever think that
that would ever happen?
You know, 'cause the
Eagles are in Philadelphia.
No! No!
Sweet dreams.
Toby!
Toby, make it stop!
What are you doing?
There's something
wrong with the clock!
It won't shut up!
I can't sleep!
That's the point.
It's an alarm clock.
It helps you wake up
early in the morning.
Why would anyone
wanna wake up early?
Well, for school.
You gotta be there by 8:00.
In the morning?
Look, I don't like getting up
this early any more than you do.
But we are in
this together, Alvin.
Sooner you get to school, sooner I
get to come home and get back to sleep.
You mean, you don't
stay with us at school?
No, no, no, no, no. No, I've
done my time, thank you very much.
But school is fun, right?
Fun? Well,
I guess maybe it's fun-ish.
Hey, it's my cat! Hey,
remember I was telling you? Hey!
Hey! Hey, kitty.
It's me. Remember?
I treated you good.
Okay, here we go.
Enjoy your first day at
school. See you around 3:00-ish.
Okay.
We got this. This'll be
a walk in the park.
A chaotic and frightening
walk in the park!
Hi, I'm Theodore. Hi, I'm
Theodore. Hi, I'm Theodore.
Watch out!
Look out!
Hi, I'm...
Guys? Guys?
Oh, boy!
Eagle!
Go, Eagles!
Eagle!
Whoa!
That wasn't very fun-ish.
You must be our new students.
I'm Dr. Rubin, the principal.
And we're the Chipmunks.
Yes, well, that would explain
the fur and the bushy tails.
Follow me, gentlemen.
Gentlemen? Oh, us. Right.
There was a minute left and we
were down by two. And I'm like,
"Coach, I don't care if my leg's
broken. Put me in. I can win this."
I never get tired
of this story.
So I hobble out,
barely able to stand.
Did I mention my
leg was broken?
Miss Ortega.
Yes?
Good luck.
Thanks.
Hello, guys.
Welcome to homeroom.
Good to be here.
I hope.
So this
is a classroom.
I love the smell of
zit cream in the morning.
Hello, ladies.
Is that the Chipmunks?
The Chipmunks!
We love you, Alvin!
Hi, I'm Theodore.
Hi, I'm Theodore.
Yes, he's Theodore, in case
you missed it. And I am