And then I work my butt off
to make them rock stars,
and they changed.
Turned on me like bad cheese.
- No!
- That's terrible.
I know! I mean, I treated Alvin
like he was my own son, you know?
And then he just goes and spits on me.
Literally. He filled his chipmunk cheeks
with saliva and just had at it.
And don't even get me started
about Simon.
But not Theodore, right?
It's the cuddly ones
you have to watch out for.
But what are we talking about them for?
Come on! They're over.
Tired. Novelty act.
Chipmunks who can sing.
But girl chipmunks who can sing?
Fasten your seatbelts!
So, I'm on Jay-Z's yacht, right?
And I say, "Jay, where's Beyonce?"
And he says, "She's holding a plate
full of Cheese Balls. Turn around. "
And guess what? She was!
P.S., Dave left me in charge.
Staying up till 10:00 every night.
Oh, yeah!
Hey, girls, look what I can do.
You are Theodore-able.
- Thank you.
- You're so cute.
I am so sorry.
- It's cool. No harm done.
- Not yet.
Girls? Please? Private conference.
Thank you.
Listen up, rock stars.
If you talk to those girls again,
you're dead.
If you look at those girls again,
you're dead.
If you even think about those girls...
Are you thinking about them?
Well, I am now!
That's it. You're dead!
- Run!
- Xander! Come on!
- Back here, you dirty rats!
- Hang ten, bros!
Scatter!
Go, go! That way! Over there!
Ryan!
Hey, slowpokes! Catch me if you can!
- You're dead, fur ball.
- Not!
- It's wedgie time!
- My butt!
Oh, boy. Eagle.
- Eagle! Eagle!
- Get them!
- Bully! Bully!
- This way! This way!
Gotcha!
- Guys, wait, wait. Time out!
- It's swirlie time!
Come on, come on, guys. This is so 1980s.
Please! Please!
Oh, man! Come on.
- That's a good look for you.
- Thank you.
Can't swim. Help!
Grab on, Simon.
Thanks.
You okay?
Well, considering that you just
saved me from drowning in a toilet,
I'm pretty good.
I'll be right back.
Alvin! Alvin! We're not going
to solve anything with violence.
- It's thefatty-ratty!
- Cut it out!
This rat has serious junk in the trunk.
- Yeah, littlefatty!
- Stop it!
He jiggles when I poke him.
Mommy!
Simon, does this make my butt
look smaller?
Theodore, your butt looks fine.
Those guys are just jerks.
Gentlemen.
You threatened to climb inside of him
and build a nest.
That was out of line.
I'm not even sure
that's physically possible.
I should suspend all three of you.
Please do.
Instead, I have a better idea.
Due to budget cutbacks,
we are in jeopardy of losing
our beloved music program.
- That's awful.
- I know.
But there is one small ray of hope.
Every year the district sponsors
a music competition.
And the winner's school receives $25,000.
If we win, we can save our program.
And you want us to perform?
'Cause I didn't think you were afan.
Why don't you sleep on it?
Wait a minute! What is that? That's us!
- Wait.
- I look skinny.
Promise me that you won't say anything.
A principal has a certain image to uphold,
and if thefaculty ever found out
about this, I could...
I just cannot believe that you're
actually sitting in my office.
I have all of your CDs.
I even went to see you last year in Denver.
That's where I got this.
It was my birthday.
And I was like, "The Chipmunks! "
So what do you say?
Will you represent our school?
Honestly, suspension still sounds
pretty good to me.
Come on, Alvin. What do you say?
One for all and three for one!
Well put, Theodore. Very well put.
Count us in.
Go, Eagles!
Eagles? Where?
The penthouse level.
Isn't that that Chihuahua?
You know, from the movie?
Oh, yeah. Yeah, it...
I mean, yeah, of course it is.
A lot of big names live here.
- I must have his autograph.
- Hey, hey, Brittany.
You wanna be a star? Act like a star.
All right?
You don't get autographs, you give them.
Right.
Hey, look, over there!
There're a couple of the Jonas Brothers.
- Where?
- I don't see them.
Here we are! Okay!
Let's scoot