saliva
and just had at it.
- Don't even get me started about Simon.
- But not Theodore, right?
It's the cuddly ones you have to watch for.
But why we are talkin' about them for, c'mon?
They are over, fired, nobledeut (noble death)...
Chipmunks' stupid sayin'.
But ...
Girl Chipmunks' stupid sayin' ...
Fasten your seat belts!
So I eyed Jay Z's eyes right, and I said:
Jay, where is Beyonce?
And he says : She's holding a plate
full of cheese balls, turn around ...
And guess what..
- She was.
- PS, Dave left me in charge.
We stay up to ten every night.
Look what I can do.
You're Theadorable.
- I am so sorry.
- That's cool. No harm done.
Not yet.
Girls, please, private conference.
Thank you.
Listen up, rock stars.
If you talk to those girls again
you're dead.
If you look at those girls again
you're dead.
If you even think about those girls...
- Are you thinking about them?
- Well, I am now.
- That's it.
- You are dead!
Get them, c'mon! Crack you, you dirty rats!
Scatter!
- That way. Over there!
- I'm runin'.
Hey Dumbo, catch me if you can.
- You are dead!
- Not!
It's stretching time!
Oh, boy.
Eagle.
- Eagle! Eagle!
- Get him.
- Move! Move!
- This way.
- Gotcha.
- Wait, wait, come up...
- It's swirley time.
- C'mon, c'mon guys, this is not so...
Please, please!
- That's a good look for you!
- Thank you.
- I can't swim. Help.
- Grab on Simon!
You okay?
Well, uh, considering that you just saved me
from drowning in a toilet...
I'm, uh, pretty good.
I'll be right back.
Alvin, Alvin!
We're not gonna solve anything with violence!
- It's the fatty ratty.
- Cut it out!
- This rat has serious junk in the trunk.
- Yeah, little fatty.
Simon, does this make my butt look smaller?
Theodore, your butt looks fine.
Those guys are just some jerks.
You threatened to climb inside of him
and build a nest.
That was out of line and not even sure
that is physically impossible.
- I should suspend all three of you.
- Please do.
Instead I have the better idea.
Due to budget cutbacks ,
we are in jeopardy of loosing our beloved music program.
- That's awful.
- I know.
But, there is one small ray of hope.
Every year the District sponsors a music competition...
And the winner school receives 25,000 dolars.
If we win, we can save our program.
And you want us to perform?
I begin to think that you are a fan?
Why don't you sleep on it.
- Wait.
- Great.
Promise me that you won't say anything.
The principal has a certain image to uphold.
If Mr Fencle ever finds out about this ta...
I just can't believe this, that you are actually sitting in my office.
I have all of your CDs.
I even went to see you last year in Denver.
That's where I got this.
It was my birthday.
And I was like...Oh, the Chipmunks!
So, what you say?
Will you represent our school?
Honestly suspension sounds pretty good to me.
Come on Alvin?
One for all, and three for one.
Well put, Theodore.Very well put.
Count us in.
Go Eagles!
Eagles? Where?
Ah, the penthouse limo.
Trиs exclusivo.
Hey, isn't that that Chihuahua?
Ya know, from the movie?
Uh, yeah, yeah. I mean, of course it is.
Yeah, a lot of big names live here.
- Oh. Como esta?
- I must have his autograph!
Whoa, whoa, Brittany. You wanna be a star, act like a star.
- You don't get autographs, you give 'em.
- Oh, right.
Hey, look over there, there's a couple of the Jonas Brothers.
- Where? I don't see them.
- Here we are.
Ok, let's scootin' to my apartment ...
What? Did I... Oh, darn it! Darn it to heck!
- What? What's wrong?
- Girls, I apologise but ...
I seem to left my keys back in my office.
What if one of you shroud through that mail
slot and open it up for me from the inside?
I'll do it.
I'm stuck.
All right, I got you, I got you!
Not so hard.
I wanna lay off the nuts.
All right, how about you, glasses?
You are in better shape. Wanna go?
- Well I'm not that good in things like this.
- I got it!
Impressive!
Gee,