But school is fun, right?
Fun? Well, I guess maybe it's fun-ish.
Hey, it's my cat!
Hey, remember I was telling you? Hey!
Hey! Hey, kitty. It's me. Remember?
I treated you good.
Okay, here we go.
Enjoy your first day at school.
See you around 3:00-ish.
Okay.
We got this. This'll be a walk in the park.
A chaotic and frightening
walk in the park!
Hi, I'm Theodore. Hi, I'm Theodore.
Hi, I'm Theodore.
- Watch out!
- Look out!
Hi, I'm...
Guys? Guys?
Oh, boy!
- Eagle!
- Go, Eagles!
Eagle!
That wasn't very fun-ish.
You must be our new students.
I'm Dr. Rubin, the principal.
And we're the Chipmunks.
Yes, well, that would explain
the fur and the bushy tails.
Follow me, gentlemen.
Gentlemen? Oh, us. Right.
There was a minute left
and we were down by two. And I'm like,
"Coach, I don't care if my leg's broken.
Put me in. I can win this. "
- I never get tired of this story.
- So I hobble out, barely able to stand.
Did I mention my leg was broken?
- Miss Ortega.
- Yes?
- Good luck.
- Thanks.
- Hello, guys. Welcome to homeroom.
- Good to be here.
- I hope.
- So this is a classroom.
I love the smell of zit cream
in the morning.
Hello, ladies.
- Is that the Chipmunks?
- The Chipmunks!
We love you, Alvin!
Hi, I'm Theodore. Hi, I'm Theodore.
Yes, he's Theodore, in case you missed it.
And I am Simon.
The name's Seville. Alvin Seville.
Somebody's gonna have to
knock those guys down to size.
Well, that should be pretty easy.
I mean, they're only 8 inches tall.
I had 15 cars.
I mean, that's, like, five more cars
than anybody really needs.
I had seven maids.
I had courtside seats to the Lakers.
Even my maids had
courtside seats to the Lakers.
And now look at me. Look at me!
- Alvin and the Chipmunks!
- I lost everything.
Except for my dignity.
They can't take that away from me.
And it's all because of them.
Hey. Breakfast.
Now I run around hoping and praying
that I can find other animals
that can sing or dance. I mean...
Wait a second. You don't sing, do you?
Hey! Hey! That's my muffin!
Give me my muffin, you dirty rat!
I will get you, Chipmunks.
Girls, we gotta get out of here.
- I can't see.
- Not on my nose!
- That's my tail!
- Sorry.
- Move your butt!
- Okay.
Who's squishing me?
We made it. Jett Records.
Oh, my gosh. That's him. Ian Hawke.
Mr. Hawke?
That voice. I can't get it out of my head.
Hello? Mr. Hawke!
That's not in my head.
That's really happening.
- What do you want?
- We want to introduce ourselves.
That's right. I'm Brittany,
and this is my sister Eleanor.
Hello, sir. Such a pleasure to meet you.
And I'm their sister Jeanette.
Although I feel more like an Olivia,
or sometimes a...
Anyway, we're the Chipettes.
And, well, we would just be so honored
to have you represent us.
You made Alvin and the Chipmunks stars.
We wanna be stars, too.
- Yeah.
- And hang out with the Chipmunks.
Okay, now, listen, before we get
all girlie and giggly about this,
just tell me one thing.
You can sing, right?
No, no, wait. Hang on. Not here.
Why don't we take this meeting upstairs
in my penthouse office?
Sure! This is so exciting.
We're really on our way now.
Oh, my gosh. Guys, can you believe it?
My first penthouse office!
- Wow!
- Oh, boy!
Oh, my. The Hollywood sign.
Thought you might like the view.
So, ladies, tell me a little something
about yourselves.
Well, we grew up in a small town,
population 300, and...
Yeah? Really? That'sfascinating. Great.
All right, impress me.
One, two, three.
Girls, girls, girls, girls.
Guess who just became the number one
Chipettefan in the whole dang world?
Ian Hawke, that's who.
- Yay! Nice!
- Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh!
So when can we meet the Chipmunks?
That's an excellent question.
And the excellent answer is,
I don't really represent
Alvin and the Chipmunks anymore.
- Oh, no!
- What happened?
Classic tale. Sweet and innocent
when I met them, and they had nothing.