when you're with me.
I, um...
think we're going
to have to get drunk.
I don't get drunk,
and I don't care
for escorts who do.
You got me into this.
Trust me about this one thing.
You need a lot of drinks.
To break the ice?
To kill the bug
that you have up your ass.
May I get you something?
I will have some bourbon,
preferably Wild Turkey.
Aurora?
You're not fun,
by any chance?
We shouldn't think
about that right now.
Impatient boys
sometimes miss dessert.
[Honk]
We both got here
at the same time.
Hi, Sam.
It's nice to see you.
It's always nice to see you.
I can hardly believe it.
You, too.
What I didn't expect was
that there'd be moments...
where I'd forget to be scared...
that someone
would see us together.
You don't have to be scared.
Contemplating sin
is all we've done.
I'm glad you've been
contemplating it, too.
I didn't know that.
Well, all these lunches,
all this hand-holding.
I'm not going
back to the bank this afternoon.
I have to go out
and inspect a new house.
It's pretty far out, and...
Well, it's empty.
I've got to pick up
my kids at 5:00.
Okay. I understand.
Don't give it a thought.
Emma,
I haven't made love
to a woman...
in almost three years.
How come?
My wife has a disc problem,
and she can't take having...
any weight on her.
I hope you don't
mind me asking this,
but have you ever thought of
your wife getting on top?
Oh, she wouldn't do that.
She may surprise you.
No. I don't think so.
It would be so unlike her.
Did you ask?
About 600 times.
[Emma]
What are you thinking?
[Sam]
Do you prefer Texas to Iowa?
What were you really thinking?
That's what I was thinking
when you just asked me that.
There seems to be
an absence of wildness,
even in the people.
Well, we're farmers,
and we talk poor...
because the farmer
aspect of things is,
"Don't let anybody know
you have anything,
and don't call attention
to yourself."
My wife says...
I guess we shouldn't
talk about Dotty.
Wind in the hair!
Lead in the pencil!
Feet controlling the universe!
Breedlove at the helm!
Just keep pumping that throttle!
Keep giving it that gas!
I see the Gulf of Mexico!
I'm not enjoying this!
Give it a chance.
I'm going to stop!
 Fly me to the moon 
How are you?
It's not my fault, but I'm sorry.
If you wanted to
get me on my back,
you just had to ask me.
Aah!
Oww! My hand!
Get it out!
I can't! I swear!
I swear to God!
We were having a good time,
then you had to go do this!
Please, anything!
Bend down!
Bend down!
Why did you have to get drunk?
I am not drunk...
Anymore!
The pain sobered me up.
No!
Emma, this might be
a terrible thing to ask,
but are you thinking
about your husband?
A little.
We can go back.
No, Sam. Stop it.
Look, I want to do this.
I'm glad I don't know whether
Flap's been with someone else.
I'd hate to think I was
doing this just to get even.
Oh, just fucking great!
Fine.
Great.
You're parked in my driveway!
You're breaking the law!
Thank you!
Would you like to come in?
I'd rather stick
needles in my eyes.
Everything would've been fine...
if you hadn't gotten drunk.
Don't think I'm like
one of your other girls.
No danger in that
unless you curtsy
on my face real soon.
Garrett!
What is it that makes you...
so insistent on
shocking and insulting me?
I really hate
that way of talking.
You must know that.
Why do you do it?
I'll tell you, Aurora.
I don't know what
it is about you,
but you do bring out
the devil in me.
Where are you?
[Sam] In the laundry room,
so nobody could hear.
But I can't hear you either.
- [Machines Rumbling]
- Wait a minute.
We're getting a quieter cycle.
Okay.
Can you hear now?
Yeah.
Is it bad to call?
No. I'm in the market
for sweet talk.
- [Knocking]
- [Teddy] Mom, I have to go!
Really!
Hurry up.
What is it?
Just how absolutely good I feel.
And even though I'm scared,
and we've committed adultery,
no matter what