I don't have a... stupidity problem. What'd you say, faggot? What'd you say? My name's Horace! Horace. Whore-ass. Oops. I tore it. I guess I must have a stupidity problem. What'd you say, faggot? What'd you say? I said, "You're an asshole." Hey, Rudy. E.J. See you met my friend Horace. You okay? Rudy, I, uh-- Shh! You dropped your candy bar, E.J. It's his. It's your now. Rudy-- Eat. Rudy, I'm not gonna-- Eat up! And we'll call it a day. Look, Patrick, I told you before, Wolfman cannot drive a car. Yes, he can. No, he can't! Yes, he can. All I'm saying is, Sean, he could if he had to. He could not. You're being such a dork! I know you are, but what am I? A dork. I know you are, but what am I? Oh, great. A feeb. A dork. I know you are, but what am I? A dork. I know you are, but what am I? Infinity! Look, Wolfman doesn't go to work. He's not, like, a guy. What are you talkin' about? He walks around. He wears pants. He had to wear pants 'cause those movies were made in the '40s. He had to wear 'em so you wouldn't see his-- wolf dork. Wolf dork? You guys! I saw him. He was watching us. Who? Scary German Guy. Sean, he give me the creeps. Oh, he's just a dude on welfare. Maybe he's a German spy. Oh, good one. We're not at war with Germany anymore. We're at war with Vietnam. What? It's in Rambo. You guys missed it! Oh! Fat Kid! Rudy saved my life! Do you think we could talk him into joining the Monster Club? Can we? Huddle. Huddle. Sean, he's in junior high. I hear he killed his dad. Get out of here, Phoebe the Feeb! Okay, you guys. We should let him in on one condition. Monster test. You guys! I saw Scary-- I saw him! I saw Scary German Guy! He was watching! I'm depressed. What for? What do you mean, what for? I'm flyin' a World War II bomber with wooden crates in it and dead bodies. I should have a party? Do they complain? Do they get airsick? Do they ask for more of the little almond things? You're right. This is a great job. I'm really happy. I thought they were dead. They are. I'm goin' to, uh... I'm gonna check it out. Okay. Good. You do that. I'll stay here and make spooky sounds. Aah! Come on. Come on. Come on. Where are you, you son of a bitch? Oh... Uhh! Two ways to kill a vampire. Good one, Fat Kid. Excellent question. Uh, stake through the heart. Right. What else? Oh, real good. Eugene. I wasn't talking. Get him in a muzzle, will ya? It was Pete. You guys meet up here a lot, or, uh... Every day. Do we meet up here a lot? Eugene! Man! Eugene, make Pete shut up. Do you really think that was a good question? Rudy! Are you gonna listen or look out the window? I told you he didn't want to be in the club. Lighten up, Patrick. No way! Hey, we're tryin' to do the test here, you know. You're gonna piss him off. I'm beginnin' to like this club. Rudy! Come on. It's a monster test. It's important. Okay? Second way to kill a vampire. Mmm...I give up. Daylight. Sunlight. Ha ha ha! Fat Kid, what other kind of light is there durin' the day? Go away, Pete! Okay, question two. Is Frankenstein the name of the monster or the guy who made him? The guy. Right. Can't you read? Mom said you have to let me in the club, or else it's prescruption. That's discrimination, jerkoid. "Prescription" is drugs, which you're on if you think you're gettin' up here. Come on, Sean! I know about monsters. Come on! Let me in the club! Two ways to kill a werewolf. Silver bullet? And? That's it. Shoot him with a sliver bullet. Nope. Sorry, Rudy. Ha ha! Okay, so, what's the other way? What? Second way to kill a werewolf? Um... Car crash? Accident with power tools? Old age? Falling out a window. Onto a bomb! Sean! Phoebe! Dinner! Oops. Gotta go. Wait. Am I in or what? I mean it, spaz. You gotta stop it. ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Про Федота-стрельца, удалого молодца на английском - текст Обломок империи на английском - текст Князь Игорь на английском - текст Зейрам на английском - текст Герой-любовник на английском |