know
anything about him!
These are hardened
criminals here!
That's enough!
Don't waste your time.
You could get a hernia.
If my foot could talk,
it'd say, "May I please
go up this geek's ass?"
- Forget him!
- All right.
He's no use to us.
He's built like an oyster.
Listen.
If you tell on us,
I'll kill you.
Fine.
Jim?
Don't be an ass.
Okay, Jimbo?
Let's go, shall we?
[Door Closes]
[Gil]
Ahem.
C'mon, come on!
[Grunting]
You got it?
I got 'em, I got 'em.
[Gunshots]
[Jim Over P.A. System]
That wasn't a store robbery.
That was an assassination.
That wasn't a clerk.
That was a wise guy.
How do I know?
I spent a little time...
with the FBI's
organized crime unit.
I'm intimately knowledgeable
with the seedy...
workings of the Mob in the
midwest section of this country.
I know a gangland slaying
when I see one,
and that's exactly
what this baby is.
I'd look into it
myself personally,
but I got a date tonight.
Attention, Target shoppers.
[Shotgun Blasts]
Jim?
He is so cool!
# Got my ray-bans on
every day and night #
# Got a one-track mind
that I wanna hide #
# Got an easy job
that I try to keep #
# Got a bunch of girls
and I got 'em cheap #
# Got a million things
that I wanna do #
# But I waste my time
hangin' out with you #
# It's not because
I'm really easy to please #
# It's not the way you
bring me down on my knees #
# It's just a feeling
but it keeps coming back #
# It's a tiny little
heart attack #
# Got a big guitar
lookin' dynamite #
# Got a Thunderbird
that I drive all night #
# Got a shoeshine boy
working overtime #
# Gotta grow up soon
but I never mind #
# Got a big fat guy
takin' all the blame #
# For the chairs I break
when you call my name #
# It's not because
I'm really easy to please #
# It's not the way you
bring me down on my knees #
# It's just a feeling
but it keeps coming back #
# It's a tiny little
heart attack #
# Just a tiny little
heart attack #
# Got a snakeskin suit
that I really like #
# Lookin' like the devil
on a Friday night #
# Got a shark outside
in the swimming pool #
# But there won't be trouble
if you're stayin' cool #
# Got my mind made up
that I'm leavin' you #
# But it won't be easy
No, it won't be true #
# Got a snakeskin suit
that I really like #
# Lookin' like the devil
on a Friday night #
# Got a shark outside
in the swimming pool #
# But there won't be trouble
if you're stayin' cool #
# Got my mind made up
that I'm leavin' you #
# But it won't be easy
No, it won't be true #
# I'll never make it
through a Saturday night #
# I'll never make
another move in the lights #
# 'Cause if I see you and
you're lookin' like that #
# I'll get a tiny little
heart attack #
# It's not because
I'm really easy to please #
# It's not the way you
bring me down on my knees #
# It's just a feeling
but it keeps coming back #
# It's a tiny little
heart attack #
# Give me a tiny little
heart attack #
# Give me a tiny little
heart attack #
# I want a tiny little
heart attack #
# Give me a tiny little
heart attack #
# I want a tiny little
heart attack ##That wasn't
a store robbery.
That was an
assassination.
That wasn't a clerk.
That was a wise guy.
How do I know?
I spent a little time with
the FBI's organized crime unit.
You could say that
I'm intimately knowledgeable...
with the rancorous
workings of the Mob...
in the midwest section
of this country.
I know gangland slayings,
and that's exactly what this is.
I'd look into it personally,
but I got a date tonight.
Think I'll take the private jet
and fly to Spain,
pick up
the little lady,
do the subsonic tummy bump
at 30,000 feet...
then glide back into
the U.S. Of A. By dawn.
I know what you're gonna say:
"Jim Dodge, settle down.
Relax.
You owe it to yourself."
I'll tell you
what I tell everybody.
Any little frдulein that
expects anything more from me...
than a little bit
of pleasure, danger..