Sorry. Mama wanted to hear it.
- Well, play it later.
After breakfast.
- Here you go.
- Thanks.
What's the matter with you?
You never change.
Did you know that?
As long as I have known you,
you have never changed.
You never think about anyone
but yourself, do you?
Oh. Well. Karen, would you play the
rest of that tune for your mother?
Forget it, Bob.
Just forget it.
It absolutely defies description.
There are no words
in the English language for it.
I'm gonna stop trying.
That's all. I give up.
I'm sorry, honey.
I wasn't thinkin'.
You never think unless
it's about yourself.
- I said I'm sorry.
- J ust drop it.
- Would you like a grapefruit
or orange juice?
- Um, grapefruit, I guess.
Think after 27 years I'd learn, is all.
You've always been this way,
you always will be this way.
I don't know why
I even bother to do anything at all.
J ust drop it.
- Thank you.
- I'm never gonna ask
another living soul...
- to play that piano again.
- Do y'all have to argue at the table?
I'm not arguin', I'm just
thinkin'out loud is all.
He doesn't have to say he's sorry
at all as far as I'm concerned.
- Shouldn't have to go around
apologizin' your whole life...
for things you can't
do anything about.
Lepers don't apologize
for being lepers.
Well...
breakfast is now
absolutely stone cold.
Where's Jeremy? How come I can't get
everyone to the table at the same time?
- He's in the bathroom.
- Jeremy, would you come on now...
so we can say the blessing?
- I'll say the blessing now.
- I wantJeremy to say it.
What difference does it make
who says it?
We will wait.
- Jeremy!
- What?
We're waiting for you
to say the blessing.
- Why me?
- It's your turn.
- We're taking turns now?
- J ust say the blessing.
- I don't want to say the blessing.
- All right. Fine.
- We'll all just wait until you do.
- Let me say it.
- I want to say it.
- EitherJeremy says the blessing...
or we'll sit around the table and
stare at each other 'til Christmas.
All right. Fine.
I will say the blessing.
Thank God.
Amen.
What was that?
- I said the blessing.
- I didn't hear anything.
- I wasn't talking to you.
- That wasn't a blessing.
I didn't say it out loud is all.
I said it directly to God.
- Why isn't that a blessing?
- That is no way to give a grace.
I cannot believe this. I'm gonna have
to get a chisel to eat my biscuit.
I will say the blessing.
Dear Lord, we do thank you,
we praise you, we ask your
blessing on this food...
for the nourishment of our bodies,
through Christ our Lord, Amen...
- I'm really getting tired
of your attitude.
- I didn't do anything wrong.
- Did you hear me?
- I heard you.
I think everybody
needs a little coffee.
- I'm not just whistling "Dixie."
- I didn't say you were.
Let's all be happy.
It's Thanksgiving.
- By the way, Mother, did you ask around?
- Ask around?
- What it was you
were going to ask everybody.
- Ask everybody what?
Are you kidding me?
Well, I'm obviously
the dumbest person on earth...
so why don't you tell me
what I'm supposed to ask.
- Jeremy, where you goin'?
- What is it now?
Wait a minute.
Ask 'em what?
Tell me what it is I'm supposed to ask,
and I'll ask 'em.
You know damn good and well
what it is I'm talkin' about.
I have got to get
my own apartment.
- What the hell was that all about?
- I don't know.
I haven't the faintest idea.
Not even the faintest idea.
Whatever it is, though,
you can bet it's my fault.
That's how it always
happens around here.
No matter what happens,
it's always Mother's fault.
- It is not.
- Yes, it is. No matter what I
do, it's always the wrong thing.
- I couldn't even do
the right thing by accident.
- Yes, you could.
- What is goin' on?
- Nothin' is goin' on.
You should have hired a cook and a maid
ten years ago and gotten rid of me.
And everybody'd be
about a thousand times happier.
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