And I'm not where
I'm supposed to be. #
Come on, more mud, Brucie!
More mud!
Zacherly, what is your
preoccupation with mud?
May I remind you we are making
a motion picture, not a mud pie?
Listen, Logan, this is
the big fight scene
where Sean finally
catches up with Scotty.
Can't you see
the mud is very symbolic?
Oh, of course it's symbolic.
It's symbolic of how much money
can be wasted shooting all this
Boob McNutt intellectual crap!
Now you get that camera
of yours rolling in five minutes
or I'm going to start tearing
pages out of your script!
Scooter-pie, find me
some inserts to shoot.
Yes, sir-- ma'am.
( growls )
- Thank you.
- Oh, you're welcome, Mrs. Logan.
What are you
thanking me for?
Oh, for blocking my sun.
I love sun bathing with no sun.
Oh, glad to be of help.
I should have stayed
in pork bellies.
Mr. Logan!
Mr. Logan!
Psst psst.
Yes, Dmitri?
For kidnap! Bang bang!
Oh, yes yes, the kidnapper.
And we need him
for the first scene tomorrow.
What have you brought me?
Ah, yeah.
Na na na na.
Very good.
Very good-- oh!
Oh!
You can do this?
( growls )
- ( grunts )
- ( yells, laughs )
Very good.
Very good.
As long as the price is right.
Find something for me,
sugar cookie?
I think so. We still need
an insert of the chainsaw
cutting the surfboard in half.
Pull the chainsaw
and surfboard from props.
- Man: Right away, chief.
- You wait here.
I'll be right back,
you little gingersnapper you.
- Hello.
- Hi.
You know, I-- I know
it's none of my business,
but I think that I should
warn you about Sean.
I suppose you're going to tell me
that he's a liar and a cheat,
- is that it?
- Yeah, how'd you know?
I guess it takes a liar
to know a liar.
Hey, Cleo,
what are you talking about?
I'm talking about the lies
you've been spreading about us,
telling everybody
that we slept together.
I never said that.
There are a lot of things
you never said.
By the way, congratulations
on your engagement.
You two deserve each other.
Cleo. Cleo!
All you have to do
is take your gun--
you know gun?
Gun-- and aim at that boy
over there and abduct him.
Think you can handle that?
( speaking Greek )
Money money.
He'll do whatever you want
if money good enough.
Oh, a tough negotiator, huh?
( chuckles )
( laughing )
Which side of the board
did they cut up, love,
the right or the left?
The right.
Or was it the left?
Come on, a little better, all right?
Smooth and hard.
Good, that's it.
Someone told Cleo I was bragging
about sleeping with her.
Now who'd do a thing like that?
Good, perfect.
Now wait a moment.
You start. When you bring the left--
bam, inside completely.
From the beginning,
come on.
Good? More more.
What?! 10% of the gross!
Oh, come on! For the measly
little part of the kidnapper?
Outrageous! No!
Deca.
10. 10.
He wants 10%
of what you make off him.
Is only fair.
Oh, I see what you mean.
What I make off him.
Like merchandising.
Like kidnapper dolls and posters
and all that crap.
Oh well, no problem. Why didn't you
say so in the first place?
( speaking Greek )
He wants to know why
you want the boy kidnapped.
Why? Oh he's a method actor.
Of course.
Because the boy's father
is a billionaire.
Billionaire.
He's worth
150 billion drachmas.
So you want to be a director,
my little Twinkie?
Make this shot while I go see
how the fight scene's coming.
Really? You want me
to direct this shot?
Gee, I don't know what to say.
Try saying action.
Just because you
couldn't get in her pants
doesn't mean that I won't.
- Cleo's not that stupid.
- Yeah?
Just leave your window open
tomorrow night, you'll hear us.
( grunting )
I'll hear her slap your ugly face.
( chuckles )
Yeah, with the inside of her thighs.
( grunts )
Hey, I told you-- distance.
Are you okay?
You son of a bitch!
( screaming )
Hey, what are you doing?
Stop it.
Sorry, honeybuns.
It just doesn't look real.
( motor sputtering )
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