Shangri-La #
# Heaven's waiting for me
in your embrace #
# We don't need directions #
# To tell us where to go #
# Love is gonna lead us #
# To a place we know #
# Adventures #
# In paradise #
# You take me
around the world #
# When I close my eyes #
# You got me walking
on fire and ice #
# And it sure feels nice #
# Adventures and imagination... #
What the hell?
# Exotic places
we can play #
# We're making movies
on location #
# The pictures
that we dream #
# Carry us away #
# Yeah yeah yeah yeah #
# Yeah yeah! #
# We're making movies
on location #
# Pictures that we dream #
# Carry us away #
# Adventures #
# In paradise #
# You take me
around the world #
# When I close my eyes #
# You got me walking
on fire and ice #
# And it sure feels nice #
# Adventures #
# In paradise #
# You take me
around the world #
# When I close my eyes #
# You got me walking
on fire and ice #
# And it sure feels nice #
# Adventures #
# In paradise #
# You take me
around the world #
-# When I close my eyes-- #
- Logan: Not bad.
- It's ca-ca.
- Well, for ca-ca, it's good ca-ca.
Logan, I can see the strings
on the tray.
Oh, Zach, you can see them.
No one else can. Lights.
It's embarrassing, Logan.
Oh, for Pete's sake, Zach,
will you calm down?
No one of average intelligence
can see anything.
You didn't notice
any strings, did you, snookums?
No, I didn't see anything, Bobo.
Telex from gay Paree.
Brucie, my little creampuff,
about the bathroom set--
a real airplane bathroom
is just too tight.
Could you build me
a bigger one?
Perhaps with some windows?
Whatever you want, chief.
One loo with a view coming up.
- Cheese and crackers!
- What's the matter?
Logan, don't tell me
the money fell through.
No, those idiot actors,
they missed the plane.
And the airline refused
to permit Scotty's fiancйe
to bring her pussy aboard.
How rude.
Dinner time.
Here you go, Baby Rambo.
Rags, you're not
gonna believe this.
- Listen to this stuff.
- All right, man, what's next? Hit me.
"As Scotty opens
the bathroom door,
a gust of wind whips his hair
to and fro."
Dude, don't keep me in suspense.
What happens next?
Check this out.
"The plane shudders,
starts doing barrel rolls
- in a fantastic aerial orgasm."
- All right!
That is sick. The women in
this script are just tits and ass
with nothing but sex
on their minds.
Is that really what you want?
Yes, please.
Well, then you can have it,
both of you.
Morgan.
Great.
Thanks, pal.
I'm sorry, man.
I didn't know she was so sensitive.
She isn't exactly
thrilled that our co-stars
are gonna be topless half the time.
Not that I intend to use this movie
to entice gorgeous young females
to abuse my
overdeveloped body.
- Right.
- Where are you going?
To apologize
to a gorgeous young female,
who I happen
to be engaged to.
Scott, what are you doing?
Morgan, we have to talk.
- About what?
- The movie.
Look, I think you're confusing me
with the character I play in the film.
I'm not a dumb surfer kid
who walked off the beach
with a surfboard
and a hard-on.
I know that.
It's just that for the past few months
we've been alone
and now I have to share you.
Share me?
Morgan love,
would I have given you this
if I didn't intend
on staying true?
You're the only woman I want.
Oh, Scotty,
you make me just
wanna throw you down
and jump on your bones.
Oh, honey.
- Oh, baby pie.
- Scotty: Oh, sweetheart.
Oh yes, Morgan.
Oh my God! Morgan!
Morgan, pull-- pull the shirt!
Let go of the shirt, Morgan.
Come on. Come on, just pull.
Pull, come on. Morgan.
Coming through.
Look out. Where's the beach?
Hey, my things are
on your board.
- Is this yours?
- Yeah.
- Can you prove it?
- Creep.
Hey, dude, she wants my body.
I can tell.
Hey!
Rin Tin Tin, off my board.
Sure, look, just pretend
it's a big bone, okay?
Drugs? Me?
Come on, jump back.
That dog of yours is a little
high-strung. I think he's a