So tender.
And tenderness cures
any soul.
It cures any wound.
When you have such bouts,
tell yourself that
you are good, that
you are very, very good.
that you are a kind
and reasonable auntie.
And you are really
like that.
And I'm not alone.
I have Igorek as well.
Oh, ladies, she is all
dressed up!
What do you want from me?
Carpetbagger scum!
- Igor, where are you?
- Well, sucker, go away!
- I'll teach...
- Vanya, what's up?
You shouted and danced.
It is a pity you haven't
showed your bare ass to us.
Now you've decided
to flap your wings.
And you'd rather shup up,
Jewish bedsheet.
What? I had some trouble
understanding who I am.
- It is unpleasant to look at you.
- Really?
Is the look so disgusting, Vanya?
May be, you'll touch me anyway,
won't you?
How are they?
- Let me go.
Do you want me
to make love to you?
- I'll make it fiercely.
- Kalya, let's go in.
- He's a poor sucker.
- You are so good, boy.
- Make love to me?
- Well, decide, quickly!
I do want it.
- Go make love to your oxen.
- Kalya, what were you talking about?
And the kolkhoz chairman has not
come back from Peschanka yet.
He wanted to ask for
some forage in Peschanka.
You are a real man, my sonny.
The Germans are coming!
The Germans are coming!
The Germans are coming!
The Germans are coming!
The Germans are coming!
Where have you seen the Germans,
you poor one?
How should we
handle this wretched lady?
Slaughteryour cattle!
Slaughter!
Why are you standing still?
We can't leave our cattle to the Germans.
Slaughterthe cattle!
That's what it ended up with.
Listen, forewoman, issue your order
to slaughter all the cattle.
We'll feed our kids to the full.
- It is true.
- She should be taken to the hospital.
- Where will you find a hospital now?
- She's gone completely nuts.
- Get outa here, everybody!
- Are you mad, sonny?
- He is mad.
- The Germans are coming!
Am I mad?
Am I mad?
- You're a psycho!
- And she did it all alone!
Stand still, bitch!
Stand still!
Stand still!
An aboutface...
You are as yielding as a doe.
- I can't manage it.
- OK, you are a quick learner.
Now we go forward.
Full steam ahead!
So we start. One, two, three...
I can't manage that.
One, two, three,
an aboutface.
One, two, three...
That's good.
One, two, down you fall...
You must be a virgin.
Do you think so?
I almost banged
our housewife.
You'd better not laugh.
I order Tsvetkov to go to Peschanka
right now to find some forage.
Signed:
Forewoman Varvara.
Oh, that little bitch!
Where did you put him?
I ask you where he is.
Listen, I'll tear off your legs.
Are you now afterteens?
Do you have ants in your pants?
I want to have a life here!
That's my only weakness.
Well, Vanya,
what a night it was!
- It was so hot!
- You say hot...
- Mom!
- What?
I'll have some more sleep, mom...
Ourfirst lesson is PT today.
If I'm late, I'll tell
I was looking fortraining shoes.
Mom, you are so cruel!
Come on, you bitches!
A hungry wolf
might feast on him.
Well, fucker!
- What? What?
- A dong in an overcoat!
What a windbag!
Saddle your horses!
Bare your arms!
Oops!
It was a joke!
Afucking clown!
Once my parents
had a quarrel too.
They did not talk to
each otherforthree days.
Then they made peace somehow.
Should I go on with the story?
The sky is over our heads,
the earth is under ourfeet.
and there is nothing by our sides.
That's why it is so windy.
I hate being alone.
I love a good talk.
I'm curious about everything.
Well, for example, do you know
what the word "sarai" means?
- It means a barn. That's all.
- No, Vanya!
This word came to our language
from the East.
And in Turkish it means
"the palace"
But this word sounded like
"seral" then.
Seral! Ha-ha!
It sounds like a shithouse!
Well, Vanya, you don't read books,
you don't go to the movies...
We both read and go to the movies here.
Who cares foryour opinion?
And I watched "The Great Waltz"