safe
and blew the guard.
So, the lady says to the waiter,
"Excuse me, sir,
do you have frogs legs?"
The waiter says,
"No, that's just the way I walk."
You want to talk about boogers?
I know a lot about them.
How about boogers?
Sports for fifty?
What's a pimple on a Polack's ass?
A brain tumour.
Take a walk.
Bring on the bimbos.
Come on, guys.
Could you give me a break?
I'm just a cook.
I'm just a cook, all right?
This is my big chance,
so if you screw it up for me,
I'm going to put cockroaches
in your hamburgers, you got it?
Miracles do happen, I guess.
It took the Steelers 40 years
to win a championship, didn't it?
Steelers!
I feel like Franco Harris when he made
the lmmaculate Reception.
It was amazing!
Hear about the Polack,
who locked his keys in the car?
He used a coat hanger
to get his family out.
Did you hear about the Polack
who died drinking milk?
The cow fell on him.
A Polish terrorist
tried to blow up a car
and he burned his lips
on the exhaust pipe.
You guys have been real nice.
I've gotta go and cook the hamburgers.
No roaches, I promise.
Let me bring out our next act.
Direct from Mawby's.
It's Tina Tech, ladies and gentlemen.
One, two, three, four!
# I'm going on a manhunt
# Turn it around
# Women have been hunted
Now we're hunting around
# Manhunt
# We all got the need
# The one that's been waiting
Has taken the lead
# Ruby lips in the mirror
# Black heels on the floor
# Perfume to draw him nearer
# A dress he can't ignore
# I know he'll be at the party tonight
# He'll be looking so fine
# He'll be surprised
When I walk up and say
# Man, I want to make you
Glad you're alive
# I'm going on a manhunt
# Turn it around
# Women have been hunting
Now we're hunting around
# Manhunt
# We all got the need
# The one who's been waiting
Has taken the lead
# I'm going on a manhunt
# I'm out for the kill #
Alex, sit down here a minute.
Cecil, this is a nice ass.
Soft...
Round. Snug.
She likes it.
Bimbo! Whore.
Fuck off!
Night, kids.
- Night.
- Night, Jake.
Hey, Richie,
no more jokes about cockroaches, huh?
One of these days
I want to be like...
Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy,
Steve Martin.
- U)ntil that day comes...
- You'll just steal all their material.
- Hey, Alex.
- Let me go.
- What are you doing?
- Nothing to fight about.
- We're going to Cecil's.
- Let me go!
Drink a little wine.
Do a little weed. You and me.
How about Cecil?
You like Cecil?
- Get off of me!
- All three of us, real friendly.
Why don't you leave her
the fuck alone!
The comedian is going to be a hero.
Cecil, what the fuck
is wrong with you?
Let her go, Johnny.
What are you doing here, Nick?
Slumming?
This ain't your
neighbourhood no more.
I didn't mean nothing.
I just got pissed off.
- Send me a bill, kid.
- Let me see.
- Is it bleeding? Jesus.
- Yeah.
Come on.
Here's your hat.
- Are you OK?
- Yeah.
- Are you sure?
- I'm OK. It'll look good on stage.
- It's going to be fine.
- Are you sure?
- Sure you're going to be OK?
- Yeah, fine.
Listen, what can I say?
Thanks a lot.
I'll give you a lift home.
It's OK. I've got a ride.
Thanks anyway.
- What's his name?
- Grunt.
- Grunt?
- Yeah.
I can see that I don't have to
worry about you.
What was he
before he became a dog?
He gets upset when people
he doesn't know follow me home.
This is the man
that feeds you, Grunt.
Tell you what...
Tell him I'll bring him a doggy bag
if you'll have dinner with me.
I told you I don't think it's a good idea
to go out with the boss.
OK. Have it your way.
You're fired.
I'll pick you up tomorrow at eight.
How long does this thing last?
It's cold.
- How's the nose?
- It's broken.
Broke mine three times.
It was big in the '50s, wasn't it?
Busting noses?
'60s.
Think she can beat her?
'Miss Szabo.'
You're going to do great.
# Gloria
# You're always on the run now
# Running after somebody... #
Go Jeanie! Come on!
# I