make a man sing!
Proof of heaven
as you're living-
Pretty women, sir!
Mr. Todd! I've seen Johanna!
She said she'll leave with me tonight...!
You! -
There is indeed a higher power
to warn me thus in time-
Johanna elope with you?
I'll make sure that neither
you nor any other vile men
shall ever set eyes on her again...!
And as for you, barber,
it is all too clear what
company you keep.
Service them well and
hold their custom -
for you'll have none of mine.
Mr. Todd - you have to help me
Out.
- Mr. Todd, please
Out.
- Mr. Todd-
OUT!
All this shouting and running about,
what's happened-?
I had him -
The sailor busted in, I know,
I saw them both running down the street-
I had him! His throat was bare beneath my hand
- There, there, dear. Calm down
- No, I had him!
His throat was there,
And he'll never come again!
Easy now.
Hush, love, hush.
I keep telling you-
- When?!
What's your rush?
- Why did I wait?
You told me to wait!
Now he'll never come again...
There's a hole in the world
like a great black pit
and it's filled with people
who are filled with shit
And the vermin of the world
inhabit it -
But not for long!
They all deserve to die!
Tell you why, Mrs. Lovett,
Tell you why:
Because in all of the whole
human race, Mrs. Lovett
there are two kinds
of men and only two.
There's the one staying put
in his proper place
and the one with his foot
in the other one's face-
Look at me, Mrs. Lovett,
Look at you -
No, we all deserve to die!
Even you, Mrs. Lovett,
Even I.
Because the lives of
the wicked should be-
Made brief.
For the rest of us,
death will be a relief-
We all deserve to die!
And I'll never see Johanna,
No, I'll never hug my girl to me-
Finished!
All right! You, sir,
how about a shave?
Come and visit your
good friend, Sweeney...!
You, sir, too, sir-
Welcome to the grave!
I will have vengeance,
I will have salvation!
Who, sir? You, sir?
No one’s in the chair-
Come on, come on, Sweeney's waiting!
I want you bleeders!
You, sir - anybody!
Gentlemen, now don't be shy!
Not one man, no,
nor ten men,
nor a hundred
can assuage me-
I will have you!
And I will get him back
even as he gloats.
In the meantime I'll practice
on less honorable throats-
And my Lucy lies in ashes
And I'll never see my girl again,
But the work waits,
I'm alive at last
And I'm full of JOY!
That's all very well, but what
are we going to do about him?
Hello?
Do you hear me?
Come on... Oh,
you great useless thing...
Sit down!
There, drink it down.
Now, we got a body
molderin' away upstairs.
what do you intend we
should do about that?
Later on, when it's dark, we'll take
him to some secret place and bury him.
Well, yes, of course, we could do that.
I don't suppose he's got any relatives going
to come poking around looking for him...
Seems a downright shame...
Shame?
Seems an awful waste...
Such a nice plump frame
Wot's-his-name
Has... Had... Has...
Nor it can't be traced.
Business needs a lift-
Debts to be erased-
Think of it as thrift,
as a gift...
If you get my drift...
Seems an awful waste.
I mean, with the price
of meat what it is,
When you get it,
If you get it...
Ah-
Good, you got it.
Take, for instance,
Mrs. Mooney and her pie shop.
Business never better,
using only pussycats and toast.
And a pussy's good for maybe
six or seven at the most.
And I'm sure they can't
compare as far as taste-
Mrs. Lovett, what a charming notion,
eminently practical and
yet appropriate as always.
Well, it does seem a waste!
Mrs. Lovett, how I've lived without you
all these years I'll never know!
- Think about it...
How delectable!
Also undetectable!
Lots of other gentlemen'll
soon be coming for a shave.
How choice! How rare!
- Won't they? Think of all them - Pies!
For what's the sound
of the world out there?
What, Mr. Todd, What, Mr. Todd,
what is that sound?
Those crunching noises
pervading the air?
Yes, Mr. Todd,