up there?
- Watch dirty movies
and reminisce about
the good old days.
What good old days?
Like those good old days when
Playboy used the airbrush.
Ring Dings and Scotch,
great combination.
- We may have started something.
- I'll drink to that, cheers.
Totally disgusting.
- Don't you like it?
- I don't know which one I like the best.
You're very honest. That's what
I like about you. It's awful.
Hey, it's me.
And I'm here, and I'm on
the New Projects committee.
Yeah, New Projects.
Well, how would you feel about some
of the guys meeting at our house?
- Well, like now, tonight.
- Well, OK.
Yeah, that'd be great. I actually get
to see you and some living people.
- Give me a few minutes, huh?
- We'll be along in about 20 minutes.
All right. Bye-bye.
- She'd love it.
- Good.
You're not altogether sure about
Stepford yet, are you, Walter?
No, no, that's not true.
I think I am. It's...
It's a big change.
You've got to admit that.
A change for the better, Walter.
See, I intend to really fix
this place up, you know.
I thought I'd...
...make it into sort of
a den-cum-playroom.
Maybe I'll put the pool table
right over there.
I thought I'd go to town, you know,
really spoil myself.
It'd be great for the kids.
Well, who's talking about the kids?
This is a playroom.
They ain't gonna be allowed in.
I like to watch women
doing little domestic chores.
You came to the right town.
Who was the one wanted tea?
Claude.
Claude Axhelm.
- He's the one who...
- Stutters.
I'm not good on names.
Why do they call you "Dis"?
Because I used to work
at Disneyland.
- No, really.
- That's really. Don't you believe me?
No.
- Why not?
- You don't look like someone
who enjoys making
other people happy.
It was on the market
for about six months.
No kidding. Six months.
- Excuse me, your tea.
- Thank you.
Oh, you know, I'm really
into speech work, words.
Perhaps we might talk
about it sometime.
Oh, yes, certainly, absolutely.
Let's get you a napkin.
I hope your wife
has gotten over the accident.
It was your wife, wasn't it?
Oh, yeah, yes. It was nothing.
It looked worse than it was.
I should go and see her.
I should've done it before.
She'd like that.
- Shall we make a start?
- Is it all right if Joanna sits in?
Definitely. I'm sure she's got
a lot to contribute.
Well,
you want me to get you
a more comfortable chair, hon?
No, it's OK.
My drink.
Excuse me.
Well, we all know what we're here for,
so who's gonna be the first genius?
Well, how about the Christmas toys
for the under...? For the poor kids?
For chrissake, Claude,
it's only May.
Yeah, well, I guess it's a little early
to start thinking about Christmas.
I'm frankly more interested
in the overprivileged kids,
like my son hated camp.
So naturally,
Charmaine won't hear
of him going back.
What's he gonna do all summer
besides drive me batty?
I thought we might try
a tag sale here this year.
Oh, sure, put a tag on all of his toys,
we'll make a fortune.
That's a good idea.
I mean, everybody's got something
around the house that they don't need,
- and we can help sell it.
- A barn dance.
- Barn dance?
- A barn dance?
- Well, that went out in the '40s.
- Right.
I think a barn dance would be
a good idea. Well, I'd like it anyway.
You're talking about a square dance,
aren't you?
Is that what you mean,
a square dance?
Hey, hey, wait. Anybody
ever heard of a cakewalk?
- A cakewalk?
- Yeah, a cakewalk.
- It's a dance.
- It's a terrific way to raise money.
Cakewalk is not a dance.
It's a thing where all the women bring
over cakes, then you draw this circle
on the floor. And you've got numbers,
and everybody circles...
Now, look, could we just get back
to the original subject?
Now, I brought up the possibility
of a tag sale.
Do you think we can
go through with that or not?
I thought we talked about it.
Well, nobody said whether they
really were for or against a tag sale.