It wasn't my fault. It wasn't my fault. - How do you feel, Carol? - I'm telling you, I'm fine. I'm really fine. Isn't that Carol Van Sant? Well, I think that she had sort of an accident. Come on, now. Should anyone send for an ambulance? Get an ambulance down here right away. We have an accident. In the parking lot. Get it down here right away. In the parking lot. What are you talking about? I'm looking at... I can see it right now. Get it down here right away. Don't give me a hard time. This is all so silly. I... I'm fine. It's not serious. What can I do, Carol? Tell me. - Oh, my groceries. - I'll take them home for you. - Could you call Larson's Garage? - Larson's Garage, of course. This is all so silly. It's just my head. I... Oh, this is all so silly. It... It's just my head. Poor, Carol. She's such a nice person. Do you think you'd get ambulance service better than this anywhere else? Two hours you'd wait in New York. And I bet even in Scarsdale, it'd take 45 minutes. Six minutes or so. Any of the rest of you wanna have an accident, make sure you do it right here in Stepford. - OK, pull it on out. - Six minutes. Can you beat that? Well, I guess that's the friendliest accident I ever saw. - You know... - What? We may be new here, but isn't Stepford Hospital that way? Oh, no, no, no, you're wrong. It... No, no... You're not wrong. The ambulance went that way, didn't it? Mommy. Mommy. What is it? What is it, sweetie? I think Teddy's gonna cry all night. Oh, no, look. - He's happy. Lookit. - No, that's his unhappy face. He doesn't like it here. He's gonna be crying all night. - What do you think has upset him? - He doesn't like this room. Oh, yes, he does. He told me he loves it here. He loves the quiet. He's thinking about all the honey he can get out in the trees here. He told me he liked it even better than Central Park because he can take walks by himself, and he doesn't have to worry about getting lost. He's really a Stepford bear. He really knows his way around. Walter? You all right? Yeah. It's awfully late. Everything go OK at the initiation? It wasn't an initiation. This is not a college fraternity. They just showed me around the place, and they asked me if I wanted to join. And I said, yes, I did. Good. Walter, I was worried. I wake up, it's the middle of the night. You're sitting here alone, drinking. Why are you sitting here? Why didn't you come to bed? I'm coming to bed. Did anybody say something to upset you? I'm not upset. There's nothing to be upset about. - Everything's fine. - It's not fine. I was worried. Walter, I love you, but you expect me to be a mind reader. I love you. I really love you. Do you...? Do you know that? I really do. And I know I've screwed this whole thing up. - You didn't wanna move here. - Look... - I know that, no. - I'll get over it. I've already gotten over it. That's not what I'm talking about. Do you understand that I really love you? Yeah. Yes. Let's go to bed. I feel like I'm getting old. You're not getting old. I feel like it. Hi. - Are you Joanna Eberhart? - Yes. The Joanna Eberhart? Avid shutterbug, ex-Gothamite who misses the noise of the naked city? Yes. Hey, boy, am I glad to see you. Hi, I'm Bobby. Bobby Markowe. That's upward mobility for Markowitz. I'm also an ex-Gothamite, who's been living here in Ajax country for just over a month now, and I'm going crazy. You see, doctor, my problem is that, given complete freedom of choice, I don't wanna squeeze the goddamn Charmin. Anyway, I saw your name here. - I hope you don't think... - Oh, no. Yeah, it was fantastic, fantastic. Here you are. Wait a minute, I think you got a headline. Wait a minute. - No. - You got a headline on this page. Here she is. "Eberhart moves to Stepford." - I wish they'd use one of my... - "Avid shutterbug." I knew you were fantastic, you are. Have ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Обыкновенный фашизм на английском - текст Хорнблауэр: Экзамен на лейтенанта на английском - текст Вокзал для двоих на английском - текст Короткие встречи на английском - текст Зелёный слоник на английском |