don't want me to come back there?
I'm... I'm fine, I gotta go.
All right. Bye.
Guess I'm not going anywhere.
I don't get it, I'm hot, tight,
vastly entertaining.
- I thought that's what women want.
- Yeah, I know the feeling.
What do you say we go to the gift shop
and get you a nice, free Oasis T-shirt?
I used to have it all figured out.
It's like women changed
when I had my back turned.
Ah, that's rough.
You know I read somewhere...
Where is it? Where is it? Here it is.
Here you go.
The Pretend You're Sensitive Handbook.
Nice save, hon.
Yeah. I can't believe
how much stuff I got.
But I want you to know, I'm not gonna
take up any of your closet space.
What I'd like to do, huh,
what I'd like to do
is stick everything
over here in the corner
and get one of those
cardboard drawer things, you know?
You don't have to do that,
I can make room.
- You're so easy to live with.
- Yeah.
Now, here...
My contribution to the apartment.
Oh...
Well... I guess I'll just go
put these away right now.
- That's great.
- Think I got another one in here too.
Help.
Jamie, you know,
you've done everything a human could
possibly do this week to make me happy.
Not everything.
Well... I... Yeah, I know...
But... It's just, like... I feel like...
Itjust wouldn't feel right for me
to get romantic with you.
Well, you're not the usual kind of guy
that I'm attracted to.
Oh, no?
I mean, you're really attractive,
but... But, um...
I mean, I thought maybe
we should just stick to being friends.
Hey, Stace! You wanna cruise up
and down Sunset Boulevard?
You can show me
where the stars hang out.
Nick, I called into work,
there's a big emergency. I gotta go.
- Really?
- Yeah, oven problems or something.
I'll be back as soon as I can
and I'll call you.
You just stay here
and have a good time, OK?
Hey, I love it here, hon.
Oh! You think it's too late
to use the stereo?
I need a small car
that's easy to handle.
You'll be fine. Just take your time
and don't be intimidated by it, OK?
Thanks.
Wow. Do I look any different?
Gosh, I'm so good in bed.
- Jamie?
- What?
I never thought it would happen to me.
You're a genius.
I'm a genius.
I bet we could even do it again.
Maybe we should wait a few minutes.
- OK.
- OK.
Do you have the key
to room 34, please?
Stacy, so nice to see you.
Do you have a few minutes?
I don't even know where you work.
- Where I work?
- Your career plans, your aspirations...
I really wanna hear all about them.
I don't even know.
Ask me what everyone else wants.
Give me three seconds,
I'll figure out your life.
Would you maybe wanna share
something with me about your childhood?
What the hell are you talking about?
I'm in a big rush.
I have to talk to Melissa.
I have to figure out my life.
I respect your strengths, Stacy, and
I think you've got a lot of potential.
Stacy.
I'm sorry, I should have knocked,
I didn't even think.
- I'm sorry. Goodbye.
- Stacy, what are you doing here?
- I didn't mean to barge in.
- What's the matter, why are you here?
- I don't know. He's in my apartment.
- Who?
There's sneakers
all over the living room.
- But who?
- He thinks I'm a doll. He's so nice.
- Who's he?
- Nick!
Oongratulations,
I hear you're married!
- I'm not married!
- Oops.
- I'm not married.
- Stacy, come in here.
- Hi, Jamie.
- We're gonna talk.
- I'd leave, but I'm naked.
- We'll just go in here.
- Why is Nick suddenly living with you?
- I thought I was in love with him.
I think it was the sex.
I was celibate for so long,
I felt like a can of kitchen cleanser.
You know,
sterile and gritty and abrasive.
And when we made love...
I don't know, I felt like a human again.
A mammal, with breasts.
- Also, he's very talented...
- Stop.
Not the "talented" thing.
OK. I know, you're right.
He's the same guy again.
So what are you going to do?
Well, maybe we could stay together
until Nick gets settled in LA