needs are incompatible. And you're not alone. I devote an entire chapter to this in my book. D'you want me to walk you back? - No, it's OK. - Melissa, I know you're hurting. But whatever you do, don'tjudge those feelings. They're just feelings. They're great. I really wish you hadn't seen that. We gotta find a hero Somewhere, sometime We gotta be strong - With love on your mind - No, no Rescue each other And hold on to the end To the hand of a stranger The hand of a friend - Behind your eyes - Everything I believed in I see myself in you Behind your eyes Behind your eyes I've found something new Yeah, behind your eyes Behind your eyes I found the things that I never knew Before Behind your eyes Hey. Vinny! - Hi. - You're drunk. It's happy hour. You coulda fooled me. - You want a shot? - No, I'd better not. OK. That'll make you feel better. It's good stuff, huh? It's good, see? We'll have our own party, OK? Just me and you. - What kind of a party? - Um... This is what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna tell you a joke, a funny joke. A joke you're gonna like. You laugh, you gotta take a shot of this. If you don't laugh, I gotta take a shot. - OK. - All right, here's the joke. All right. There's this old guy, right? He's like 80 years old, maybe 81. It doesn't matter after 30, you know? So anyway, this guy says he wants one last night of really havin' a good time. So he goes out, hops a few bars, meets this bimbo, right? Bada bing, bada bang, they're goin' at it all night long. And she was young, like 19 years old, I'm surprised the guy even lived. - What's the funny part? - I'm gettin' to that. I'm getting to the funny part, all right? Don't put me under pressure. So now what happens, the guy goes to confession a few days later, right? So he's tellin' the priest everything what happened that night. So the priest says "Say 20 Hail Marys and you'll get forgiveness." The guy says "I ain't even Oatholic." So the priest says "Then why you telling me this?" He goes "I'm notjust tellin' you, I'm tellin' everybody." You see what I'm saying to you? I don't get it. Well, they're not all golden, honey, you know? What about you? You got a joke? Er, this is one that the kids at school told me. Why did the chicken go halfway across the street? - Why? - He wanted to lay it on the line. - You're not laughing. - Oh, not yet. Not yet. Inside, it's building. It's building. Half hour from now, I'll be rolling all over the beach. I'll be in hysterics. Wait, I get one to be fair. All right. Tell you what, you like charades? You like charades? All right, um... All right, what's this? A movie, right? Nick, I think we should talk about something, but it's no big deal. What? Well, it's kinda hard to say. Well, then whisper it. It's been a long time for me and the thing is... I feel like I should ask you questions, but I don't want to interrogate you. Medical history questions? Yes. You have be so careful and you don't know who anybody's been with. - I'm not saying anything about you... - I know. Shh. Don't worry, I'll take care of it. This is a miracle. For once, it's all up to him. No tubes, no jellies, no furtive trips to the bathroom. I can just sit back and let it happen. I don't have to do anything. I'm not too good with these things. Are you gonna give me a hand putting it on? Sure. The good news is that your Blue Oross will cover this visit. The bad news is that you have herpes simplex one and two, Trichomonas, gonorrhoea, Acute lmmune Deficiency Syndrome related complex, vulva lesions, secondary syphilis, venereal warts, and a potentially unbearable case of the crabs. But he was only the third guy in my life, and the first one didn't count. Oh, all contact counts. But I thought I had safe sex. ------------------------------ Читайте также: - текст Анна Каренина на английском - текст Красная жара на английском - текст История о плавучей траве на английском - текст Амадей на английском - текст Эрагон на английском |