just getting warmed up.
[Growls]
[Loud Flatulent Noise]
Ow. Excuse me.
(music)[Continues In Distance]
[Cheering]
Way to go, dick-face.
She took off.
Don't spaz out. Okay, Wease?
The situation'll come on-line.
Yeah? I'll bet you
a dozen floppy disks
you don't even get tit.
You got a bet, scumbag.
I'll get it all.
Take off.
You wouldn't be able
to prove it anyway.
"A," don't hit me.
Secondly, what kind
of proof do you want?
Video.
Video.
No way. I can just see
the thing getting duped
a thousand times...
and winding up on cable
somewhere.
Try again.
Underpants.
Underpants.
No problem,
butt-lick.
[Together]
Girls' underpants.
(music) One, two (music)
(music)And your girlfriend
sweet little 17 (music)
[Gasping]
(music)She's got her layered hair
and her flared jeans (music)
(music) You know what that means
She's just a little queen (music)
(music)She shares your London flat (music)
(music)She thinks that London's
where it's at (music)
(music)Although it stinks and when it rains
you wear your hat (music)
(music)And your plum-colored PVC
wet-look maxi mac (music)
(music) You tie your ginger hair
back in a bun (music)
[Nose Blowing]
(music) You're the ugliest creature
under the sun (music)
(music)[Continues]
So what's your name?
Dong.
What's your first name?
Long.
What's your middle name?
Duk.
I bet all the boys chase you
plenty in the school, huh?
Nobody's caught me yet.
Hmm. I betcha you big teaser, huh?
[Laughing]
No. I run the 40
in five flat.
Flat?
Hey.
Oh, I'm really sorry, man.
Whatever I did was an accid...
l-l-I didn't mean to...
Relax.
You... You were dancin'
with a girl?
Oh, man, I'm really...
I'm really sorry, man.
I must've been on drugs
five minutes ago.
Do you know her?
She grabbed me, guy.
I'm totally innocent.
Is she yours?
(music)[Ends]
What do you know
about her?
(music)[Begins]
She has smallish tits.
Decent voice.
Smells pretty good.
She drives me crazy.
Did she come here
with you?
No, no.
But if it's okay with my dad,
she's goin' home with me.
Excuse me.
[Girls Giggling]
[Girl #1]
Do you guys want
to blow off this dance?
- [Caroline] Yes.
- [Girl #1] I am bored
to the brink of insanity.
- [Girl #2] And go where?
- Jake's parent's aren't home.
We can do his house.
- How's it goin'?
- Fine.
[Caroline]
Let's party light. Jake's paranoid
about his house getting trashed.
[Girl #1]
Again.!
(music) One single moment
The hours I spend (music)
(music)[Continues, Indistinct]
[Thud]
Oof!
Okay.
All right.
Just tryin' to get
a little bit of water.
Yeah.
(music)
Yes, I'm back.
So I smell.
It's my shaving cream.
You wanna feel
a real clean, close shave?
I'll pass.
Couldn't find
anyone else to bug, huh?
Come on.
You know you're the one
I want to bug, huh?
This is my friend, Randy.
And that's Jimmy Montrose.
Howdy, dude.
This is Farmer Fred.
Ted.
Oh, I'm sorry. This is Farmer Ted.
I'm not really a farmer.
I'm a freshman.
Geek, can I be
honest with you?
Not if you're gonna
insult me.
Okay.
[All Laughing]
Shoot.
- Get the hell outta here.
- Nice! Nice manners, babe!
She's totally serious,
ass-wipe.
Chill.
You wanna split
with me? L...
I don't know.
You know, my mom,
I can't handle this.
She tells me, "You want somethin',
you gotta ask for it."
I mean, I'm not
the kinda guy...
It's embarrassing for me.
I don't know. I just...
It's just...
[Chuckles]
[Footsteps Approaching]
[Crashing, Rattling]
[Rattling Continues]
I'm really sorry
about what happened
in the gym.
L-I had no idea
you couldn't dance.
[Metal Clattering]
What a decent
night, huh?
It's my birthday.
[Imitating Guitar]
[Music] You say it's your birthday [music]
[Music] It's my birthday too (music)
(music) [Imitating Guitar]
Don't do that, okay?
[Music] Hey, Jude (music)
Just stop it, okay?
I mean, it's really been
a shitty birthday for me.
No offense, but I don't need
a serenade right