>' We like
the really loud guitar '
'Don't ever seem
to get too far '
'Spend all our money
in a bar '
[Chattering, Shouting]
[Continues]
[Slurred Voice]
Everybody,
I'd like you to meet
my boyfriend Jake.
Jake, this is... everybody.
[Man]
Take it off.
All right, whose is this?
You're such a poop.
[Continues]
[Brakes Squealing]
[People Screaming]
[Crashing]
[Metal Clattering]
'FarmerJohn '
Woof.
'I'm in love
with your daughter '
[Continues]
[Girl Panting] Oh, no. Easy, easy, easy.
[Loud Rock]
[Kids Chattering, Laughing]
[Headgear Beeping] Shit, Ted,
that's my mom. I gotta get home.
Change your frequency.
Don't be such a wimp!
[People Laughing,
Chattering Loudly]
Take those ridiculous things
off, okay?
Will you guys grow up?
Ted, won't we get pounded if we go to a senior party?
Wease, we got $70, and we got a pair
of girl's underpants.
We're safe as kittens.
Okay?
This is a great social
opportunity for us.
Come on!
Do not embarrass me, okay? For sure, we won't.
Will you fix your hair, Bryce? I already did.
Wease, close your barn,
all right?
[Zipping]
And be polite to his parents. Okay. Great.
[Exhales]
[Gong Clangs]
Hey, come on in and party
hearty, dude persons. [Hiccups]
[Laughing Crazily]
He's from out of town, okay? He speaks English, right?
Don't be such faggots!
Man, shut up.
Kidding. Sorry.
[Dong Continues Laughing]
Think we're gonna die?
Definitely.
[Tones Beeping]
[Ringing]
[Ringing Continues]
Did you put the cat out?
We don't have a cat.
Come on, damn it.
Answer.
Mmm.
[Sighs]
Aw, eat me.
[Click, Dial Tone]
Who is it?
Well, what
did they want?
Sex.
[Loud Rock]
[Kids Chattering]
[Girl]
Whoo.
[Gasps]
Geek!
Very nice!
We're five minutes in...
I'm at a loss.
Real smooth, Cliff.
[Growling]
[Gong Clangs]
Ooh.
I've never been out
with a boy before.
Oh, me neither.
[Ringing]
[Grunts]
[Caroline]
Jake?
Where are you, Jake?
Jakey, have you
stopped loving me?
Leave me alone.
What? I'm sorry,
I don't do that.
Yes, you do.
I know.
Come on. [Caroline] Trace. You guys.
[Giggling] Would you help me, please?
Oh, shit! Come on, you guys. I'm your prom queen.
[Laughing] Trace, you guys, I'm serious.
Come on. I need help.
Okay.
I need help too.
What is the problem?
Several things.
[Giggling]
Okay. We'll help you.
[Mumbling]
Don't go away,
Caroline, baby.
[Rings]
Hello?
Hello?
Listen, I know you're there. I can hear you breathing.
Yes, hello, sir. Um...
Are you the little bugger
that's been calling up...
and then hanging up?
Would it be possible to tell me if
there is a Samantha Baker there?
And if so, sir, may I
converse with her briefly?
Yes, it is.
And no, you may not.
Might I leave a message, sir?
He wants to leave
a message for Sam.
Here, give me that phone.
Now, you listen to me,
mister.
God did not put me on this earth to
be awakened by filthy suggestions...
from a foul-mouthed hooligan
like you.
And as for our granddaughter,
I'm sure she has more than enough sense...
to stay clear of the likes
of you!
Now, good night
and good-bye!
[Dial Tone Humming]
That was great.
[Sighs]
Sam's lucky she has us, Howard. Yeah.
Even if she doesn't
appreciate us.
Do you promise you won't get mad? No, I love you.
[Laughing] Okay, close your eyes.
Scalpel.
Scalpel.
[Moans]
Oooh!
My God.
[Kids Clapping] [Robin] That was wonderful.
I don't know how
to thank you enough.
My pleasure.
[Gong Clangs]
[Dong Yelping]
[Guy] My God. Wow.
I hope they have insurance.
The party's over.
[Cans Clattering]
[Tape Squeaking,
Record Skipping]
[Mouthing Words]
What a disaster.
[Breathing Heavily]
[Muffled Moaning]
[Grunting]
Jake!
Sam.
Sweetheart?
Daddy?
Hi, kiddo.
What's